Hyperfixation Roulette

Jude | 27 | they/them | genderqueer | some sort of not straight | Autistic | Ao3 writer | don't attempt to predict what I'll be into next, even I don't know

[sinkdraws]

right in front of our salads

[caitwritesao3]

I saw this over on that evil site with some people saying this is the size accurate JayTim and I just…

[tora-the-cat]

Team Kakashi really never had a chance. they were so ride or die for each other SO quick. Like even before they were on a team together, they'd been lowkey obsessing over each other in one way or another for years. Sakura was obviously head over heels for Sasuke, Sasuke was fascinated with naruto at a distance, and Naruto was so attention starved that as soon as he got government assigned friends they were his NO TAKE BACKS. like they were VERY primed to fall immediately into codependent obsession lmao. Curse of Team Seven Speed Run!!

[naturecalls111]

for prompt attention 🌿🍃🌱🌹🌷🌸🌺

[archadoodle]

look at my new toys

[naturecalls111]

[doodleswithangie]

naruto sketchdump . i just cycled back into my naruto phase (i.e. rewatching naruto, remembering what happened in shippuden, and trying to figure out wtf is going on in boruto). i also went through all my old sketchbooks from 2009, 2010, 2012, and 2016, took that psychic damage, and redrew some of them here! . [Image Description: Digitally cleaned up sketches and doodles of Naruto characters. Alt text is provided and copied under the cut. End ID]

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Image one: Sasuke and Naruto as children lie together linking pinkies, saying, "Best friends?" "Forever!" "Promise?" "Promise."

Image two: Shikamaru and Temari posed together in their different outfits across Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.

Image three: Clockwise from top left:

Sat in a row, Shippuden Choji ties back Ino's hair as she ties back Shikamaru's.

Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji in sparring clothes from Shippuden Ending 15.

Shippuden Ino teases Shikamaru, saying, "You finally realized you like Temari? Ha!" He hides his blush, saying, "Mind keeping your voice down, Ino?"

A stoic yet teary Neji says, "Hinata-sama, I..." Hinata clasps his hand in hers and says, "It's alright, Neji-nii-san."

Shippuden Kiba, Hinata, and Shino pose with interlocking arms around each other and clasped hands.

Image four: Captioned, "throwback to when I kept joking Gaara loved Naruto and it stopped being a joke." Counterclockwise from top left:

Redraw of Naruto headbutting Gaara during their fight.

Shippuden Naruto presses his forehead against Gaara's with a gentle smile.

A sleeping Gaara rests on Naruto's shoulder.

As Gaara reads, Naruto wraps himself around him and peers over Gaara's shoulder.

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[tora-the-cat]

If I had a nickel for every trustoworthy adults the sand sibs had growing up I'd be more broke then Suna. Temari trusted her mom (mom died to furthur Rasa's political goals when Temari was like 5), Gaara trusted Yashamaru (lol. lmao) and the only adult Kankuro has EVER trusted was Temari (temari is. 2 years older then him.)

[charcoaldustonmyfingers]

If I was Link, I have no doubt that my first instinct upon seeing a spooky hand fused to me where a bunch of evil goop had just been would be to stab it. Like, that situation just screams “hero slowly succumbs to corruption” to me. Not to mention all of the evil hands enemies in Zelda games. I do not want a Floormaster glued to me thank u very much.

Anyway, comic about it.

Thankfully Rauru is there to tell Link that this particular spooky arm is, in fact, not evil.

[drfish0-0]

need to be near you.

[maitohandsomegai]

Kakashi become a Jōnin

[midgart]

asked my patrons for their early bl / yaoi ships and threw them in a randomizer..... first batch is soriku, lawlight, royed, and sasunaru

[sinkdraws]

fighting inner demons

[karo-li]

i feel like my account is dying here anyway yuri sns to bless your day

[jellopen]

I've never watched boruto

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina: Things my stepkids have texted me, part two.

Selina: "Did Bruce have kids?"

Selina: "Chicken broth, that's not the sweat of the chicken, right?"

Selina: "Am I a notary?"

Selina: "I hit a robin. Not the person, the bird."

Selina: "What do I put for make of car? Metal?"

Selina: "Just found out the band Haulin' Oats is actually Hall & Oates."

Selina: "Do I put the bear spray on before I start hiking or just if I see a bear?"

Selina: "The cat threw up. I covered it with a napkin for you."

Selina: "When Bruce wakes up, can you tell him a tree fell on our house?"

Selina: "So when you do a hit and run... how does that work?"

Selina: "Please don't come to graduation. There won't be any other parents there."

Selina: "How does eating cold turkey help you quit smoking?"

Selina: "I don't care if the Chinese steal my data. We have unlimited."

Selina: "I'm being abducted into the Teen Titans!"

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina: Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his Social Security. Assume his identity. Hide the body in the closet. You're the husband now.