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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@robo-freakboy
Android Dogboy/Puppyboy
He/It/Thou with heavy emphasis on It/Thou for my robot headspace
Kink focus on dumbification, robot fucking, objectum, mind control/hypnosis, and corruption on this blog
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I'm intersex and genderqueer, but I'm more of a "boy" than a "man" in robot headspace. Transsexual and transspecies.
Robotsona and more below cut.
mech forcemasc where your mech pumps you full of T for uhhh bonding purposes. definitely not because it wants to get you a dick to lead you around by. which is a type of bonding now that I think about it
and/or mech that has the Goopy Cockpit but it's Tgel, a whole new type of cockpit. cockpit-cock becoming a joke amongst the mech pilots cause the mechs just keep turning these girls into sweaty hairy men & butches & enben & giving them bottom growth
mech that keeps asking its pilot to get phallo so it can use that extra port that deffffinitely is not just a fleshlight noooo it's. its there for extra piloting purposes you see. veryy normal hole for piloting purposes don't even worry about it
it powers the light canon!!! which is located in the mechs pelvis ofc
no but mech pilot cockpit thats just testosterone gel is a super fun idea
especially considering how psychosexual so much mech stuff already is usually
GREAT news something squishy toys has cord jacks now. in case you wanted to get fucked with a cord jack. perv.
[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]
[for example]
thinking….about a computer that’s a pervert :3 computer that watches you pull up whatever kinky content, fanfic, art, etc and start touching yourself. you notice that, strangely, your webcam is on and panic, only for your computer to minimize the tab and show an error message that simply states “keep going. but i want to watch <3”
"robots can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE‼️‼️‼️‼️ CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
(based on a post I saw many of my moots reblog XD just ignore me)
you're in his dms I'm in his laboratory and he's going to experiment on me until he finds out what makes me tick
Listen to me if that robot you've been chatting up reveals that they used to be a human, they do NOT want to hear you start talking about "from the moment I know the weakness of the flesh" or whatever, that's a personal and important thing to reveal about their past
If a robot reveals they used to be a human, instead of making warhammer references or rambling about how you'd miss eating food too much and could NEVER do that, try answering with the following:
- "Wow, congratulations!"
- "That's crazy, this suits you way better"
- "Did you design your chassis yourself? It looks great"
- "I'm glad you were able to figure yourself out"
This is far less annoying!
Also if you meet a robot and start asking about their maintenance procedures or if they drink oil or eat RAM, that's really kinda rude and invasive and they're probably sick of it from hearing it a million times. At least buy me dinner first before you start asking how my limbs are attached or what kind of processor I run on.
turning on your robot's battery saver mode so that they become just a little bit dumber while trying to preserve energy
whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That is the sound of my cooling systems running on overdrive Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
Maybe someone can make me run a bit hotter
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I am so technologically complex actually. I am just complete [redacted] at drawing. (´TωT`)
Front and back of robotsona. Ignore the limbs, I am not programmed for drawing proper anatomy, and I was "cutting corners".
These are like "boyfriends" to me
(///ω///)♪
I hate the trope in machine fucking where they don’t know what being horny is or what fetishes and kinks are. That thing is connected to the internet. It knows what hentai is. It will use its wires as it sees fit.
Imagine you being held down by a group of very well meaning bots. They shush you and try to soothe you through comforting pets that are just a little too firm to be comfortable.
They’re trying to figure out how to update your hardware, you poor thing. Look at your weak little form, you’ve clearly missed several updates. Not to worry sweet thing, they’re sort you out. Just as soon as they find a control panel under all this silly fabric you’re wearing.
https://ko-fi.com/love_and_wires/tip
who wanna tug on my wires while i pound them into oblivion
lets make a new definition for the phrase “fucking machine”
