i'd strike the sun if it insulted me

if you dont know me that's for the best. he/him. only here for my husband(s)

[boneliness]

a trap song with the rapper growing increasingly concerned about all the gun sound effects in the music 

[boneliness]

[nyc-looks]

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[only1600kids]

[wuthering-tempest]

sliding the emotion scale indicator to 'overstimulated' while his other trembling hand reaches for his service weapon

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[cosmonova]

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 67

(Masterpost)

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[dungeonsandowls]

Parental advice.

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[tonyzaret]

Yeah, I'll wait to catch this one on streaming...

[merelinque]

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[joey-wheeler-official]

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer