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SHE DID THAT

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me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036

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Every time I see this video, it renews me

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u kno when u keysmash but the jumble of letters dont convery the right Feeling so u gotta backspace and re-keysmash to turn ur HKELSXPXA to a JKFSDKAS

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me, discussing macbeth in class: “so that’s why i think lady macbeth’s murderous personality is, for lack of better words, kinda hot”

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👭

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I can’t wait for The Incredibles 2 where Violet comes out as a lesbian

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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

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always reblog

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this changed me as a person

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I’m in tears!

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I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

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No one can tell me that Chyler didn’t know what she was doing when she made that face again after Alex’s coming out scene in 2x12…

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xxx

btvs

4 Times When Beronica Was Evidently Real: Click For More

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History repeats.

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This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their elections without most of the vote. Both pivoted to a less crazy political middle to gain more support after the election.

Never again is now.