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*choking up* imma need someone to tell me weāll be back in a moment
tbh the most unrealistic thing in harry potter is when mrs weasley in the first book asks ānow whatās the platform number?ā
like this woman has been going to that school for seven years and then dropped kids off on the same place for nearly ten like why on earth would she forget the platform number
I still have the headcanon that Molly BAMF Weasley saw a scrawny underfed child with an owl who had no idea where he was going and looked lost and confused and was like,Ā āAh, yep, new son.ā but didnāt want to scare him by outright approaching and asking if he needed help so she was just like,Ā āMUGGLES, MUGGLES EVERYWHERE! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE PLATFORM NUMBER TO WIZARD SCHOOL IS? WHATāS THAT? NINE AND THREE QUARTERS? OH, YES, THATāS RIGHT. THE PLATFORM NUMBER IS Ā Ā N I N E Ā A N D Ā T H R E E Ā Ā Q U A R T E R S!ā
Of course seeing as how Harry isnāt the most observant bloke, she probably ushered her kids past him fifty times as different ones screamed the platform number until they finally got his attention.
With that being said, and Iām extremely sorry for taking over your post:
11:45:
They had just enough time to make it onto the platform, get their trunks loaded, and say their goodbyes. Molly ushered them all along, wishing that she could just Apparate them all onto the train and be done with it. There was too much to do, too much to say, too mā
All at once, she screeched to a halt. Percy crashed into her, causing the twins to snicker.
A tiny boy was being crossly turned away by a security guard. A boy whose ribs poked through his baggy shirt, whose glasses were broken, whose jaw was trembling as he tried to find his way. Well, surely she could be the person to guide him there? And did he� Yes! He had an owl! He was one of them!
The poor child; he looked so lost.
Where were his parents?
Never mind, never mind. She would see to it that he would get on the train. But she had to be careful. She couldnāt startle him. Heād run off and that would be the end of it. No, no, they had to be crafty.
11:47 AM:
āPacked with Muggles of course,ā Molly said loudly, ushering her very confused children past the boy.Ā āWhatās the platform number again?ā
āNine and three quarters,ā Percy said.Ā āMother, how could you have forgā?ā
It was George who nudged him as he understood what she was doing. She had done it before, after all, and she would do it again.
Unfortunately, it didnāt work.
The boy didnāt seem to notice them.
11:48 AM:
āPacked with Muggles of course,ā said Molly again, marching her children past once more.Ā āWhatās the platform number?ā
āNine and three quarters,ā Fred and George screamed in unison.
And still the boy remained lost.
11:49 AM:
āMum,ā Ron panted, tripping over himself as he ran to keep up with her.Ā āSlow down!ā
Molly ignored him as she practically flew past the poor boy.Ā āPacked with Muggles of course! Now, whatās the platform number?ā
āNine and three quarters,ā Ron bellowed.
11:50 AM:
Molly honestly didnāt care if her entire family missed the train and she had to set off across the UK herself like a mother leading a flock of ducklings: she was going to help this boy onto the bloody train.
She marched past him with a fiery determination and said,Ā āPacked with Muggles of course!ā
The boy looked up.
Yes! Okay, this was it, this was it, this was it. Play it cool. He was following them. Listening. Pretending not to.
They stopped.
āNow,ā Molly said.Ā āWhatās the platform number?ā
āNine and three quarters,ā piped Ginny.
Victory!
The next nine minutes were a whirlwind of chaos but they managed to get the boy through the barrier. At Mollyās insistence, Fred and George popped up and helped him get his trunk into the compartment. She handed Ron an extra sandwich and muttered,Ā āTell him that everywhere else was full.ā
He dutifully nodded.
As the train took off, she waved to her children, including her newest one.
Bristling with pride, she began to head back to the Burrow. There was simply no time to waste. SheĀ had a jumper to knit.
If I ever donāt reblog this post - assume Iām dead
I have questions
To get to the other side
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yes you
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Actually, I do have a question, how do you become a firefighter? My friend is having a career crisis and wants to be one? So like how?
GOD, Iām so sick of this question. Ā Every TIME with you people. Ā In order to become a firefighter, you start a fire, and then you punch it.
Fury: So Steve, it's great that you brought this random guy with you and Natasha to my ultra-secret bunker that even Natasha didn't know about, how do you know him again?
Steve: Sam and I met in a park last week and then I visited him at his job one time and then Natasha and I went to his house when we were fugitives and then we all broke into Fort Worth together
Steve: I also put Sam down as my next of kin in case I get horribly injured or anything. Just so you know
Fury: . . .
Steve: I'd also like for Sam to be an Avenger
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uncle chewie and uncle artoo sending their niece to her first day of jedi school
Iām dying of cute
I would 100% be on board for this spin-off.
Preacher + text posts
Agent Carter was a show who united a lot of people, just for Peggy. Her fandom is really united, we all love Peggy. Her series has been canceled, but we can bring her to NETFLIX!
Sam is really inspired by Sharonās speechĀ
Guys, stop admitting to defeat and telling Agent Carter to RIP.
This petition has reached almost 2,000 sigs over night:Ā https://www.change.org/p/netflix-save-agent-carter-bring-her-to-netflix
Do you realize the power of a fan base? Do any of you remember a littleĀ āole show calledĀ āFireflyā??
Would Peggy want you to roll over and take it? Hell no. So STOP. Sign the god damned petition to move her to Netflix. A voice in the dark can lead the path out to the light. Donāt stay silent.
If you loved Peggy so much, why are you standing over her grave site, silent? Go down with a fight, like she would. Know her damned value.
Are you really going to dump her to the way side like her colleagues did??Ā
Disgusting. Iām not satisfied with that, and you shouldnāt be either. Support the shit out of this character and demand more of her. Iām not ready to have her niece shoved into my face as they try to discard Peggy in the bin. Iām here for PEGGY, not Sharon. So much of Pegās story has been left untold, so many loose ends need tying. Resolutions are needed here, not finales.Ā
Get out there and let your voice be heard. Iām all about looking to the future, but the past deserves to be heard in order to make it to the future. The Marvel and ABC execs never expected that this one-shot character rebirth would leave any imprints, and she did. Still, they didnāt value her, or anyoneās opinion. TV mirrors life, obviously.Ā This show was a beacon of awesome femininity, fashion and elegance. I looked forward to what Peggy was going to say, just as much as what she was going to wear, and whoās ass she was going to kick.Itās been an insanely long time since Iāve identified with character. Peggy was smart mouthed, intelligent, classy and relatable.Ā
ABC had their sniper scopes set on Ms. Carter from the start. Nice work hailing Hydra, ABC.
Netflix is a perfect place for her, among the rest of the Marvel line up. Good production, good writing and reassurance that she wonāt get kicked to the curb because ofĀ āratingsā. Go sign the petition if you value her.Ā
Canine Therapy
Me: Oh look at that itās time for another panic attack. Gonna just⦠lay down here⦠roll into the fetal position⦠just⦠gonna⦠wait for the numbness to leave and my heart to stop speed racingā¦Ā
My dog: Like hell you are. Get up, come on, come on, sit up. I know you can do this I taught you this last week. There you go.Ā
Me: Okay but Iām still not gonna do anything.Ā
My dog: Thatās okay. Weāll just do nothing, together.Ā
Me: You wanna watch Harry Potter?Ā
My dog: I have literally no idea what that is but if you scratch my ears Iām game.
she told me i was the best mistake she ever made