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[yesterdaysprint]

Oakland Tribune, California, January 1, 1922

[noodle-fc]

Carol Danvers:

The other Avengers when they find out Nick Fury has known how to contact her since nineteen-ninety-motherfucking-FIVE:

[anarchetypalarchive]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

[lurker-no-more]

A perfect tweet.

(link)

[elikaruna]

imagine carol chasing goose around like “what did you eat?! what do you have?! spit it out” like you do with a normal cat

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[lagonegirl]

Congratulations!!!! 

Giving black gay boys some hope out here. Representation Matters!!!  Support #LGBTQ #BlackGays

[mydonkeyfeet]

I finished my embroidered moon to go with my sun. It was so much fun to do all the little French knots and the rays from the craters, and to try some new kinds of metallic thread. The larger areas are needlefelted.

[goodgirlargo]

[mellific]

a short comic about the seasons changing

[candyredterezii]

@staff censor THIS.

[candyredterezii]

[crabmandible]

I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes

[weepingbird-deactivated20190126]

you: making aalittle thing with clay

the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes 

[thatsbelievable]

[squided]

Well that convinced me I DEFINITELY should

[sciencefictionworld]

[fromthewastes]

In three years, we’ll be eating people.

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

Via Science Fiction World via From The Wastes.

Nicely done!

[starfleetdoesntfirefirst]

Michael Burnham in Star Trek: Discovery Season 2 Episode 1

[yesterdaysprint]

The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, October 25, 1930

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says