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off depriving some village of their idiot.

[goldcrestmain]

April 27th-  April 29th

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🌼… a story about the past.

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[robsh33han]

emilybttrckards·:

Well if I didn’t get stung by something beforehand that’s how… You can always look in a mirror and be able to see it all the time!

Bees don’t always sting. Especially when unprovoked. Yeah... I’m aware. I use that method frequently. It’s just not the same. 

[vaangoghs]

all klaus & diego interactions, in no particular order: 1/∞

[robsh33han]

emilybttrckards·:

But there was no bee around me though! Granted I would have been slightly okay with just that, but that’s not the case.

How do you know? We can’t see our own asses. Thank God. How distracted I would be all the time if I could. 

[robsh33han]

prcttschris·:

I’ve looked at theories, half the ones I come up with that I’m proud of someone else has already thought up and I don’t wanna be that guy they accuse of stealing ideas/theories. I mean I have a few of mine that I hardcore stand behind but I hate waiting, I am not a patient man. At all. True, it’ll be all answered soon and then I’ll be pissed that it’s done and over with, so there’s kind of no winning when it comes to me. Hey, there’s a lot of us Chris’s roaming around, haven’t you heard? It’s pretty much a requirement they demand these days.

I can’t come up with any good theories to be honest, so come ‘round to me and vent your theories and you’ll get nothing but “oooohs” and “aaaaahs’ from me. Damned if we know, damned if we don’t. At least there’s prequel to look forward to, but I can’t say it’ll be the same. Fair. And you’re all the meat head super heros as well. Very confusing, but thankfully none of you even slightly resemble the other. I wished I had been a Chris. Maybe I would’ve had a better opportunity to be less spindly. 

[ofpaloma]

    it’s safe to say i’m tired as hell. life is just … exhausting, yanno ? but i finally moved into the new place, so now i’m gonna make some peppermint tea and climb into bed with toulouse and myron. chances are i’ma be curled up in there for a few years minimum, so–– public service announcement–– if anyone needs me for anything between now and, like … the year 2023, the anwer is no. sorry. let my body slowly fuse to these white sheets in peace. it’s for the best.

[robsh33han]

We’ll send someone round every day or so to flip youon the bed to keep you from getting bed sores or fusing to the sheets as you say. That would be repulsive. While I can fully get behind chronic laziness, I am not getting behind whatever weird sheet creature will emerge in 2023 to terrorize us all.

[clrfoy-deactivated20190516]

Parenting is all fun and games until you have to wake your four year-old up in the morning and she starts acting like a wild animal. She sure talks a lot of smack for someone who wears their Crocs on the wrong feet. I’m Claire, by the way! I’ve just arrived here, so if you see me wandering around looking confused, it’s because I’m either lost or drunk…or perhaps both. It depends on the type of day I had.

[robsh33han]

Firstly, I’m calling child protective services on you for buying your child Crocs. That’s bloody criminal. Pleasure, Claire. I’m Robert, and I’ll likely be too drunk and lost myself to notice your drunken lostness. 

[violet--gray-deactivated2020060]

So this random person decided to smack my ass while I was walking my dog through the park. Best believe I gave him a punch or two for it. Don’t know why they decided to do it but they did. I swear the nerve of some people. I had to hold Ophelia back so she wouldn’t go after the guy. No matter how much I wanted her to, but I think the punches were good enough anyway.

[robsh33han]

Maybe he was just getting a bee off your ass. Poor gentleman got a right good punch for doing a service.

[robsh33han]

damngarfield·:

I can’t say I blame you. I’m getting all hot and bothered at the mention of knee pads. I think we just invented a new kink the world has never seen. The knee pad kink. 

I feel like there’s no kinks left to invent so if we truly have I am honoured. I feel like there’s some sick fuck out there for one of anything. 

[robsh33han]

ffshay·:

Okay we had our struggles back then too. But life was so much simpler back in those days. And if you want to get technical, the internet sucked back then. Because it took literally five minutes for a picture to load, thanks to good old dial up internet. Did your mom prevent you from IMing your crush on a regular basis? Because it sounds like you have some pent up rage there, Rob. 

Of course it was simpler. My mom made all my lunches, and my biggest struggle was picking an AIM screen name. Despite all that, I have to be a buzz kill and say I much prefer the year 2019, sue me. Of course she did. Lady loved to talk on the phone. 

[jersrenner]

Soooo I can’t be the only one sitting around scratching my head waiting for the next Game of Thrones episode right? I get the need to leave off at a cliff hanger, like – I work for Marvel, basically perfected the meaning of cliff hangers but the fact that I jump up from my couch each and every time it ends yelling at the tv is doing nothing for my blood pressure. I’m an old man, give me the freaking answers. I’m Chris Pratt and I blame Anna for getting me into this stupid amazing show. 

[robsh33han]

No, mate. It’s you and the rest of the population. At least the interesting percentage of the population. I find the only way through it is to find fellow GoT sufferers and just theorize and discuss through the pain. It’ll all be answered soon though, so there’s that. Then we all get to deal with post series depression. I’ll let you know how to combat that when I get through it. Come on man. Aren't you past introducing yourself? Like we don’t all know Starlord. 

[robsh33han]

ffshay·:

They really were. I’d love to permanently live in the 90s. That way we have enough technology to keep in touch and survive. But not too much where it takes over our lives. It was a much simpler time. Wow, what did you do to piss your parents off? Because that sounds like some type of punishment. You’re the total Couchella queen and I love it.

You can’t romanticize the 90s too much though. Like those were dark times when you couldn’t be on the internet if someone was on the phone. How are you supposed to IM your crush if your mum won’t get off the damn phone? Have you met me? My existence pisses people off regularly. I’m quite the annoying little shit sometimes.

[robsh33han]

damngarfield·:

For all we know, she very well could have been. The thing is so minuscule and we can’t see her knees. So she could have been the first one to bring knee pads into style. And for that alone, she’s a true legend. Oh trust me, the thought alone has me so hot and weak in the knees already.

I can’t tell you just how much I wish she was. I will 100% be wanking off the thought of her in knee pads tonight. I feel like that sentence alone just made a fragment of all the art majors of the worlds soul combust. I thought it might. 

[robsh33han]

liliescollin·:

But come on, this is me we’re talking about. I love a good photoshoot. Pleeeeease?  It’s not like I’d actual run around on instagram showing you off or anything… hm, guess it depends on the bloke to be honest. Though flashy decent young gentleman, where do I find one of those? I’ll be damned don’t know if they exist. But if you know something I don’t, share with your long time friend.

I honestly wouldn’t mind being instagrammed, but I just know the world isn’t ready for that much fabulous. The thing about flashy bastards is we are often only paying attention to ourselves, so I wouldn’t be able to tell you if I ran into a flashy gent. But for you I will try and be on the lookout.

[gargoyles42]

[robsh33han]

emiclarks·:

Good to know that the postal workers can’t be trusted with such important things. You’ll have to send me a right text next week, I’ll be waiting for the proper invite, just so you know. I think there’d still be fans even if I wasn’t a fan, though I’d be doing a bit poorly of a job if I didn’t love it. You know, Jon Snow is a pretty dapper looking lad. Can’t say I blame Daenerys for being into him. 

And leave something this important up to the cell phone carrier? No thank you. I’ll be personally delivering the invite. To your door. On a glitter carpet. Expect nothing more, nothing less. Me either. It’d be wrong for her to not be into him. 

[mattcasey]

nathan young (misfits, 1x02) | klaus hargreeves (the umbrella academy, 1x06)