I Like Words and Stuff

I'm Danyelle. I'm 23 and I have 40 preschool kids

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

i love that 17th century jewish poltergeist story where the family living in the haunted house calls a catholic priest for help before they contact a rabbi, because yeah, i think that would be my call too; id be like, oh? a demon in my house speaking latin and drawing inverted crosses on my wall in sulfuric bile? then without even questioning my faith i’d call up the catholic church and be like yo father, one of your boys loose come get him

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[bluehairedspidey]

me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this

me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[onlinepunk]

Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

[onlinepunk]

People still don’t get the point of this post…….wild

[catsbeaversandducks]

By @ZiziFothSi

[kaarchin]

When you start opening up to people

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

when you go to therapy

[halles-comet]

oldest/youngest sibling energy

[ukulelekatie]

🎵oh, i wanna nap with somebody…🎵

🎵i wanna fall aˢˡᵉᵉᵖ  with somebody…🎵

[lazyfem-deactivated20181005]

hot take but like .. every woman has had some type of experience with pedophilic men at some point in their lives no matter the severity of the experience and the fact that most women don’t acknowledge this is proof that pedophilia is normalized and mainstream

[edating]

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catchymemes]

[only1600kids]

me: *spots a wasp*

me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.

wasp: *comes closers*

me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING