The signs as gay k-pop memes.
Aries ☆ “EXO asked you to call them baby or call them monster. They didn’t ask you to call them gay.” Taurus ☆ “Jonghyun and Yoongi write about giving b-jobs because they want their female fans to relate to the song and not to feel alone and lonely.” Gemini ☆ BIGBANG’s Jiyong liking the picture “Bottoms do it better” on instagram. Cancer ☆ “Taemin is not the person he used to be. He is not going to help you but take advantage of you. His influence on you is not good. I cannot give you all the details here. What he says will always make you feel insecure and he’s trying to draw you & others into homosexuality.” Leo ☆ “Move” and “Gashina” saving the gays. Virgo ☆ The picture of EXO’s Jongdae backhugging EXO’s Baekhyun going viral everywhere with the caption: “It’s cute how they don’t care about people around them. One day I’ll be able to treat my BF in public like they do too” and tags such as: “#gayboy #boyxboy #lgbtq #boyfriends #boysinlove #gayboys #asiangays.” Libra ☆ Red Velvet’s Joohyun hating men. Scorpio ☆ “Who is this [showing a picture of iKON’s Hanbin]?” — “BI” — “She asked who he is, not his sexual orientation.” Sagittarius ☆ SUPER JUNIOR’s Heechul & LABOUM’s Solbin: “Solbin, you couldn’t get in a scandal with me, so don’t worry.” — “Why? Because you’re gay?” — “… This is the first time someone was so straightforward with me.” Capricorn ☆ TWICE’s Sana: “My probability of getting a girlfriend this year is 15%. Isn’t that a bit too low?” Aquarius ☆ Jo Kwon effortlessly dancing in high heels and making everyone on Earth question their own talent. Pisces ☆ SHINee’s Jonghyun wearing the “Straight Hate” t-shirt and getting called heterophobe.
