Love is my favorite mystery to solve.

Stay Golden

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[barebackinq]

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

[giant-enemy-crab]

[keithsweatshop]

[mishasminions]

CHRIS HEMSWORTH IS A FREAKING GEM.

”thAT’s hAirSPray IN mY eYES!!!”

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

got mugged at Claire’s

[fishmessiah]

Got thrown into the void at Claire’s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

slipped into an alternate timeline at Claire’s 

[half-dead-des-deactivated201911]

went to claire’s, ate all the earrings 

[tazzymoon]

Was mauled by Claire herself at Claire’s

[somecutething]

A video captured after everyone had left the house for the day.

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[catchymemes]

What vets do behind closed doors

[evilrashida]