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Tired as hell from digging holes for just 6 plants today. Burying a body in the soil here would suck.

I'm not sure that having a loud muffler on a 2001 Dodge Neon and driving excessively fast on crowded streets is the secret to whatever transcendence was desired.

There's a surprising amount of new information about Amelia Earhart's disappearance. It might be interesting if you're a history/science nerd.

I've made 3 recipes off of Pintrest that would make Sweet Genius Ron Ben-Israel's panties drop.

Yesterday was Washington's first day with private liquor sales instead of the state-run racket. To give a big eff-you to the voters there is a new tax on liquor so I paid 28.3% tax on the purchase of a cheap bottle of vodka. "Yo fuck yo' free market!"

The closing on our house just got bumped back by 36 days. Did someone just say "daytime drinking"? You over there? You sure? Baaaaah I'm sure that someone said it.

You have got to try this jank. Nomnom.

Watching the final three episodes of 24 which have been on my DVR for over a year. Dude, Jack Bauer just gutted a human being for a SIM card to get evidence.

#24

Beware of Greeks bearing ATM cards, debts, and voting rights. WTF.

Forever gettin' sweet air off bitchin' jumps in the sky

We lost somebody today, he was born Raleigh m50 XC Hardtail but his friends just called him M-Fiddy. His early years were spent in Iowa at the Sugarbottom rec area while enjoying vacations to Colorado and Utah. Later he fulfilled his dreams of moving to Breckenridge, Colorado where he matured into a wheel-eating trail-dominating machine. In his later years he relocated to Bremerton, Washington where he became a business man, donned slicks, and enjoyed rides to and from the ferry terminal. He is survived by his owner of 9 years, his owner's wife of 4 years, and his owners children ages 7 months and 3 years.

A guy in a kilt just passed me on his way to the trough urinal. Now I'm abnormally curious if kilts have a fly or do you just pull the whole thing up when you're taking a leak... but I'm not ready to go back into the bathroom for the sole purpose of observing another man peeing. I'm just not.

#ferry_commuting #urban_entropy #first_world_problems

It is so ninja when they dock the ferry in heavy fog using IR cameras. Basically the ferry commuter’s equivalent of Special Forces headshotting terrorists through walls at 1500 yards with 50 cal rounds.

#ferry_commuting

Why the fudge do some many FB regulars fall off of Facebook all the sudden? Do you get drunk, post a picture of your penis then cancel your account? What reason could there be?

Is it possible to come up with so many amazing band names that you wake up one day musically talented?

Getting financing was easy, now getting over my loathing of realtors is proving to be the toughest part to buying another home.

Delayed commute home because of some dick driving a gas guzzler blocking our lane.

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