[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet

[twitterlols]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me: 

[great-tweets]

[source]

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[cmyknoise]

a gem, this is a god damn gem

[weltenwellen]

“There’s a Japanese phrase that I like: koi no yokan. It doesn’t mean love at first sight. It’s closer to love at second sight. It’s the feeling when you meet someone that you’re going to fall in love with them. Maybe you don’t love them right away, but it’s inevitable that you will.”

— Nicola Yoon, The Sun Is Also a Star

[memehumor]

[animalsnaps]

[twitterlols]

[hivs]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[mymumisastalker]

[space-mercat]

Reblog if you'd be *less* likely to pet a cat who was biting you

I’m trying to prove something to my cat.

[blurds]

[parrasaurus]

@everykindofcheese

[everykindofcheese]

He sees me for who I really am

[rockmeintoblivion]

friend: oh my mom doesnt let us bring drinks or food outside of the kitchen

me: my momma said i gotta come home right now immediately

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[danasn0wc4t]

I’m sorry the French call it what