my names johnny and it might be a sin

Run by Tazz | Read the rules | dependent John Strider | @rocknhardplace for metablog | js, m, 28, aries, classic rock enthusiast! flarpugee. but i'll take that bet you're gonna' regret 'cause i'm the best that's ever been

[rocknrollerskates]

[kittensnax]

weed isnt dangerous because its a "gateway drug" or whatever its dangerous because it puts you in the exact mindset to post song lyrics without context as if it's the sickest thing you've ever heard

[junolovette]

shower thoughts: did velma kill freddy? lets discuss.

[rocknrollerskates]

shower thoughts how do those long hairs always know how to get right up in your ass hole

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[muppetshow2026]

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.

[theabigailthorn]

reminds me of the time Rage Against the Machine were vying for Christmas Number 1 (british public was doing a little trolling) so the BBC had to let them come on and play 'Killing In the Name Of' live on the breakfast show, and they asked them not to swear and they swore

[emberry-pie]

me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[rocknrollerskates]

all together now happy birthday @junolovette

[rocknrollerskates]

Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

oh is it all gonna be game themed asks maybe i don't want to play this i'm not really a gamer uhhhh i guess i played fnaf with juno before we got together and again guitar hero iii legends of rock when i was a kid

[rocknrollerskates]

[rocknrollerskates]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

guitar hero iii legends of rock i think my hands were too small to reach the buttons so i had to play on easy mode meanwhile my sister was shredding it on expert

[rocknrollerskates]

every body get ready to say happy birthday juno

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Hey so an insane new dinosaur got announced??

This is Haolong dongi, a new species of iguanodontian ornithopod found covered in what is basically,,, hedgehog quills??

The fossil is a stunningly preserved skeleton from China that includes evidence of hard armour scales on the tail (like in the much smaller Kulindadromeus), and a coat of spines along its neck and back! The name appropriately means "spiky dragon".

Not only is a spiny iguanodont wild on its own (this individual is over 2 metres long and is a juvenile, other ornithopods with quill-like structures are much smaller), these spines also appear to be an entirely new skin structure? They're apparently not feathers or scales, but a secret third thing.

The publication is available to read here!

[pjackk]

Baby did u eat angel food cake for brunch cuz that is waht angels eat and i think U are an angel or some shit

[junolovette]

why did you dox yourself it's not even funny.

[junolovette]

al right wise guy get the hell out of my in box.

[junolovette]

this literally isn't even your in box i'm making posts on MY OWN personal blog! fuck you!

[junolovette]

are you actually dumb? you addressed this post TO ME i'm allowed to fucking respond. you wrote it as if you were SPEAKING to me you fucking nincompoop.

[junolovette]

oh nice insult which one of jake englishs books did you get that one from? "insults for sixty year old men"?

[junolovette]

NO! i got it from his book "HOW TO SOUND COOL FOR DUMMIES" and you'd know that if you weren't such a KNOBHEAD.

[junolovette]

guards saw off this perverts head with a bread knife.

[junolovette]

NO! NO NO! NO DON'T! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! THAT'LL HURT. IT WON'T FEEL GOOD!!! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME?!

[junolovette]

*sfw foley made by sawing a fresh crisp juicy apple with a bread knife* YEAH YEAH. YEAH. HOW YOU LIKE THAT HUH!??! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR MAKING BAD POSTS!!!! HUH?!? HUH?! YEAH. THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING LONG UNINTERRUPTED BITS YOU RICH FUCK.

[junolovette]

NO! NO *GARGLING ON MY OWN BLOOD* NO!!! STOP!!!!! COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH *SPITS EVERYWHERE* NO!!!! STOP PLEASE!!!!!!!! *BLOOD FILLS MY LUNGS* I JUST WANTED TO BE AN UNFUNNY TUMBLR USER PLEA

[rocknrollerskates]

mom juno's talking to him self again

[junolovette]

yeah well i have forty two bitches in MY base ment so you can't even top me heh. guess no one can ever out do MY twisted mind...

[rocknrollerskates]

i thought it was just me

[rocknrollerskates]

shampoos fine and all but my hair feels way cleaner when i use other shit so what's the point of shampoo anyway

[rocknrollerskates]

like why not use hand soap it works better

[plasticross]

are you mentally deranged?

[rocknrollerskates]

that's not really a answer

[plasticross]

you did not answer me either. try again.

[rocknrollerskates]

i asked first though

[rocknrollerskates]

shampoos fine and all but my hair feels way cleaner when i use other shit so what's the point of shampoo anyway

[rocknrollerskates]

like why not use hand soap it works better

[plasticross]

are you mentally deranged?

[rocknrollerskates]

that's not really a answer