how's it goin?

19, genderfluid, usually femme presenting online but any pronouns are chill | call me ember or ash | tell me about your special interests please i love hearing people talk about stuff they're into (previously ashesoftheabyss)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[emberry-pie]

girldick head?

[browsethestacks]

What A Beauty!

Art by Theo Van Den Boogaard (1985)

[emberry-pie]

which one is the beauty?

red shirt guy

yellow shirt guy

blonde girl

rainbow hair girl

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

[parkchanwoohoo]

[emberry-pie]

pupcorn

[swagophile]

Official Swafophile Pride Month Post

gay guy: hey im a gay guy

me: Wow

lebian: and i kiss girls

me: Woah

transgender: i changed my gender

me: Waooow

other: I'm the other ones

me: Hapoy pride month

[emberry-pie]

thank you swagophile, you're such a good ally to the prides

[narwhalsarefalling]

can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite

Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.

[yamada-ryo]

[pompom-mate]

oh my god

[emberry-pie]

huh

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[emberry-pie]

hey. what the fuck is wrong with you

[mlarayoukai]

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]

[emberry-pie]

"it doesn't have any almonds" source???

[charl0ttan]

[tallymali]

what am i being advertised here exactly

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[carnelianfoxx]

WE PET THIS KITTY

WE PET THIS KITTY ON HIS SOFT TUM

[carnelianfoxx]

animal annoyed ✅

[emberry-pie]

The human plays the tumtum

Listen to the purring go

Don't you remember

We pet this kitty

We pet this kitty on his soft tummmm

[carnelianfoxx]

WE PET THIS KITTY

WE PET THIS KITTY ON HIS SOFT TUM

[carnelianfoxx]

animal annoyed ✅

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too

[evilalienmush]

when you talk to people they kill you

[puddlesl1me]

look. everyone here needs to understand this.

one-finger finger gun: this is a finger gun. this is the silly finger gun. its the water gun equivalent of a real gun. its silly. theres no seriousness behind this.

two-finger finger gun: this is a gun that you are representing with fingers. this is the serious finger gun. its serious.

[emberry-pie]

three-finger finger gun: super serious. this gun can shoot three bullets? if whoever you're pointing at isn't dead yet, they will be soon.

four-finger finger gun: handshake