The Blorg Blog

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[dpdailyupdate]

New Dan and Phil Variety interview here!

[puncertainty]

continuing traditions

[li-sincarazdaily]

The new spot from idealista for pride 🏳️‍🌈 is probably the sweetest thing I have ever seen

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[tinyhorror]

ladies, that office has a glass wall…..*

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[christianpuppetshow]

I CANT DO THIS

[bobacupcake]

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

[bobacupcake]

[starfishdustt]

2009 phyuri :(

They're so cute aww

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[jamzdens]

And yes I bought tour tickets without knowing what they're doing in the show

[annabelle--cane]

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

[sorrowsandlesbians]

In awe of how much the guys praise and respect Christina 🫶🏻 So glad to see this people go to space and do interviews during these hard times where women are being constantly harassed and belittled.

video credit to @mommeeeh on tiktok

[tam-not-there]

this scene has generational yuri impact

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is most likely to fix your Blorbo?

I could fix them

Approval and validation could fix them

Being at their lowest could fix them

Fear could fix them

Pain and torture could fix them

Jail time / being imprisoned could fix them

Gay sex could fix them

Puppies could fix them

Therapy could fix them

Being an inpatient in a mental asylum could fix them

An ice pick lobotomy could fix them

Love, forgiveness, patience and affection could fix them

Remaining time: 6 hours 2 minutes

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[fredddissimo]

highkey forgot to post this on tumblr and it already got reposted in the meantime uhh anyways i love gay people!

[spookeart]

Stop it, that's so beautiful 😭

[diphowell]

megawatt boyfriend smiles at phil behind the camera (for anon!)

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)