RockStarNinja7

[pettytarrko]

Me coming back to the party after puking in the bathroom.

[missamerican-pie]

[vrumblr]

Yeah we did and it slapped

[vampirekangaroo]

RIP Jason David Frank (September 4, 1973 - November 20, 2022)

[myaoctopus]

God ive missed them so much

[EDIT:] By popular demand:

[maryfitzroy]

[pyaarisms]

I love you grey skies I love you distant rumbling thunder I love you first few drops of rain I love you distant grey clouds I love you rainstorms I love you thunderstorms

[memewhore]

[blackbearmagic]

gonna need this lightning to hurry up and try to strike me because I’m running an experiment

[blackbearmagic]

For the record, this is about me playing Breath of the Wild

[blackbearmagic]

SERIOUSLY

as soon as I get everything into position and have the lightning attracted to my very metal sword, shield, and bow… the storm ends

[blackbearmagic]

okay

we’re back in position

now to stand here and tempt fate

for science

[blackbearmagic]

okay in case anyone ever wondered

putting a pile of raw meat next to a metal sword in a thunderstorm does not result in a mound of delicious cooked steak

the lightning will, in fact, vaporize the meat

[blackbearmagic]

[whicheverwarrior]

The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

[raevenlywrites]

The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard

[zulu-bunsen]

[catchymemes]

[wick-de-la-vela]

The Fellowship at 98% strength

[the-lafayettebaguette]

GBBO baker during the signature challenge: I’m just making a simple 18 tier eclair cake with 10 different flavors, 3 types of pastry, and 15 types of icing

The same baker in the technical challenge: I have never seen a baguette in my life

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

MARTY THE BLOB

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[slushyseals]

So there’s this seal rehabilitation center I like to watch the livestream of from time to time. This morning was pool cleaning day, the day they weigh the rescue seals and photograph them to keep track of their rehabilitation progress as a sudden change in weight is a serious health indicator among other things. The box helps keep them on the scale as, otherwise, you cannot weigh bouncy boys.

This seal was having NONE OF IT. One of the workers was attempting to get the seal to turn so they could get a photo of its side. (They are not hitting the seal, at most she is giving him a little shove in the direction it needs to turn.) HE DID NOT LIKE BEING TOUCHED WITH THE SQUEEGEE.

He did NOT like his photo being taken!

As soon as they took the box to weigh one of the other seals HE STOLE THE FRIGGIN’ SQUEEGEE!!! 

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

our exit signs are green in Australia and as someone who works as a tour guide in spooky buildings, let me tell you if those places were awash in an ominous red glow instead of a comforting green I’d be a lot less fearless on the job. red glowing exit signs. holy shit that’s horrible.

[sylvester-malone]

Oh come on. Are you saying that this:

Doesn’t fill you with ease. In an emergency, this doesn’t make you want to walk in an orderly fashion yonder?

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I literally saw that monstrosity in a horror movie and my first thought was “oh come on they’re laying on the colour symbolism a bit thick aren’t they?”

but no. you all really live like that. that’s just normal and not threatening at all.

[thnks-fr-th-fndms]

Wait what? I thought those were just excessive colour symbolism/somehow evil actually makes everything go red in horror movies/artistic liberties. Exit signs are supposed to be green.

[hydro-homies]

That would have saved me from some embarrassments

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure