smell like beef

kels 24

[energyprison]

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

[pansyfemme]

do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

[pansyfemme]

i’d say its 50/50. but the first person to eat pussy was definitly a woman

[pansyfemme]

why have multiple people brought up ancient greece as if that proves anything as to what the first cocksucking enounter was like. do you think the cavemen never got bored? if you think the human race waited as long til ancient greece to suck eachother off you’re genuinly beyond saving. we’ve been sucking and fucking since literal day one on this planet god bless. neandrethals probably had their own bdsm etiquitte.

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[antidotefortheawkward]

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

[antidotefortheawkward]

instant gratification monkey my beloved

[antidotefortheawkward]

[antidotefortheawkward]

[txttletale]

its time for a witty, feminist retelling of the ingredients on my shampoo bottle

[karrakazz]

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

[aaronstveit]

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

[parasitoidism]

I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt

[parasitoidism]

Did anyone else do this

[parasitoidism]

Rave reviews

[undeadnecromancer]

they added jesus of nazareth to fortnite

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

[dsmsix]

[jb-blunk]

sometimes you find a reusable tupperwear in the back of your fridge that. well. you could wash but. goodbye. Remember the real problem is Taylor swift .

[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[cannibalchicken]

[sapho-ceomindset]

He will be consumed just like his peers

[abandonedography]

From Henk Van Rensbergen's book Abandoned Places