Being nice to crustaceans call that shrimpathy
when a crustacean commits a crime they receive harsh prawnishment
When a crustacean is stuck in a puzzle call that clamplicated
when you piss off a crustacean they tend to get crabby
when you run over a crustacean on the highway call that road-krill
when a crustacean joins the mafia you call that a mlobster
when a movie studio makes 3 movies in a row, call that a krillogy
when a crustacean goes to a dance you call that prawn
Making jokes about crustaceans is quite shrimple
I clampleatly agree,
when crustaceans play a video game it’s called genshin shrimpact
When a crab goes to get a tampon you call that a crustacean menstruation station
when crustaceans throw a party call it a shellibration
when a crustacean murders a lot of people call it a krilling spree
^^^a serial kriller
when a crustacean gets stabbed call that getting shrimpaled
when you find a super rare crustacean call that one-in-a-Krillion
when a crustacean is super smart call them krilliant
when a crustacean is selling illicit substances they sell it by the krill-o-gram
when a crustacean builds a house call that conchstruction
when you use crustacean-based paints call that akrillic
when you give a crustacean a gun call that a weaprawn
When a crustacean tells a story call that a lobster tale
whenever crustaceans want to barbecue they have to fire up the krill
Whenever crustaceans go on a date they like to Netflix and Krill
whenever a crustacean is suspicious call that a shrimposter
Whenever a crustacean goes to the bank they get five dollar krills and sand dollars
there is limitless prawnabilities for making these puns,
when a crustacean makes a mistake call that shrimperfection
When a crustacean uses a piece of construction equipment to insert a screw call that a power krill
when a crustacean becomes a spy call that mission shrimpossible
When a crustacean is sick they take Night-krill or Day-krill
when a crustacean commands a ship call them the crabtain
When a crustacean is a crustacean and a monkey at the came time call it a Shrimpanzee
whenever two crustaceans get in a fight call that a conchflict
when a crustacean is Jewish you call them a Crabbai
when a crustacean hoards some mangos you call that being shellfish
when a crustacean needs to go to the bathroom and they crab their pants
when a crustacean has dyslexia thier handwriting is krillegible
When a crustacean is a poet they use a pen or krill
when a crustacean has schizophrenia call them krillusional
