EDIBLE

they yes i eat them i can gobble hom nom nom chomp munch crunch gnarf snarf gulp {he/he/hee} ~19~

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[vorpalfae]

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[xdarkfaeteethx-deactivated20260]

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[pueriled]

───⠀Morute PNG Dump

sourced from pinterest don't credit me, free to use repost allowed

[raiyndeere]

@rodent-eater

[rodent-eater]

ehehehe thank u for the treat friend <3

[vorpalfae]

𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔭𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔶 𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 🌿‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅

[pixiecorpse]

[rodent-eater]

very smooth very lickable

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[void-inked-pen]

GUYS. GUYS WHY DOES THIS POST WORK!?!?! I literally reblogged it last night asking for either inspo or job stuff and I shit you not, today I had a bad day at my current job and when talking to my partner about it she recommended contacting our local rec center to see if they have any jobs available. They had a lifeguarding job open and I called to get some clarifying questions and I HAVE A SWIM TEST TODAY FOR LIFEGUARDING!?!??! lief guard training starts next month too so if I apply and get the job i’d be able to train immediately, wtf??? is this magic??? wizardry???

[rodent-eater]

trying trying trying to get accepted to an apartment, u there luck gods?

edit: got the apartment (with a huge discount) AND got a promotion ✅✅✅

[maidthings]

I never got the "your cat would eat you if you died" hangup. its not like im using the meat for anything anymore

[quietwingsinthesky]

possession horror where the thing possessing the autistic character causes them to behave in a more neurotypical way. autistic possession horror where the thing inside you is easier to communicate with than you are, the thing inside you doesn’t have a flat affect, the thing inside you doesn’t let your body stim, the thing inside you is how you were told to behave and you can only do it when you are no longer you. autistic possession horror where you will never forget that everyone liked it better than you before they found out something was controlling you. autistic possession horror where they know what’s inside you isn’t you and debate whether it would be easier for everyone to leave you like this anyway. you agree. reblog.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[rodent-eater]

let me at 'em

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[felixfeliccis]

I love this gif because you can see him look around for aproval and the get really sad and anxious upon not getting any

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?