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[rodentquin]

I only use this tumbler for re-blogs now

The account I actually make posts on is 🐱

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[ravioliet]

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

[ravioliet]

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

my archnemesis @baleful-meat-worm graciously entrusted me with drawing its somewhere else jon design. therefore he will be cozy and happy and warm :-) yay

[witha-boxofscraps]

Due to Elon Musk becoming the first trillionaire, I propose we start a chain of the most embarrassing fucking things he’s ever done to forever immortalise what a fucking loser he is.

I’ll start.

Trying to bribe a woman on his staff to have sex with him in exchange for a horse and STILL getting rejected.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

That time he bought twitter to make everyone stop dunking on him and STILL got horribly rekt

[khapikat222]

The time he begged to go to Epstein's island and even the serial Pedophilic-cannibal thought he was too cringe for their cult.

[fagwithnoproblems]

that time he offered to donate $6 billion dollars to end world hunger and the un actually came up with a plan to do it and then elon didn’t follow through

[mantis-creature]

@toothflowers dtiys of Sasha!! Had a lot of fun designing her

[potemkinjuice]

is this funny or no

[mavisofthemoon]

Martin season 3: Jon would never kill someone, there's no way he could do something like that! 😲

Martin season 5: Hey babe can you kill that guy for me pwetty pwease 👉👈🥺

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[kirainapushupbra]

They told me to look in the mirror but all I saw was a sexy bitch, how does that help me figure out my problem?

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[spooky-pens]

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

[the-haiku-bot]

If I don’t reblog

this Puerto Rican ass mouse

assume that I’m dead.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[andromeda-absurdity]

@entities-of-posts the buried

(i thought the same thing when we went cuz ours displayed the same way LMAOOO)

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

At least I cleaned off all the glitter afterwards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

[blindcat97]

You scared me!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

harvesting the tears of tumblr users as an ethical source of non-vegan table salt

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit