aye lmao

Are you wearing spacepants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!

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text // hot rod

leah: here to yell

Rodney: ok I’m comin

Rodney: I forgot my shirt sorry

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text // hot rod

leah: u right because im gonna yell at u for using that emoji and thats the only reason im coming over

Rodney: I’ll take what I can get.

Rodney: 😛😛😛

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text // hot rod

leah: u sure ur not just tryna yell at me again

Rodney: I won’t be the one yelling that’s for sure 😛

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text // all contacts

leah: if i come will u not miss me?

Rodney: no I’ll no longer miss u for a while

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text // all contacts

leah: where you drunk at?

Rodney: my apartment. Wanna come join me?

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text // all contacts

leah: something to say about vagean?

rodney: kinda

Rodney: idk I miss u or something dude

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text // all contacts

leah: you cant hear typin

Rodney: don’t try to logic mes when I’m drunk

Rodney: I have something to say

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text // all contacts

leah: vegean

rodney: you heard me!!!

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@made-fiiine: @rodneywatsonofficial what the absolute fuck????

@rodneywatsonofficial: @made-fiiine look it was for a survey!! No is an ok answer I’m sorry

[celebritiesrock]

Keith Powers for Wonderland Mag

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@rodneywatsonofficial: @made-fiiine hi I have a quick question. No disrespect as a fellow LGBTQ+ bro... but are you gay or on the spectrum? It’s for a survey

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text // hot blonde southern

macie: i havent been single more than a week since i was 14, so, no.

rodney: dude wtf thats too young!

rodney: who is this dude btw

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text // hot blonde southern

macie: no i dont :)

macie: well have you tried that grinder or whatever?

rodney: whats not to get? ive accepted this!!

rodney: the idea of those apps freak me out i havent gotten far into it

rodney: have u?

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Keith Powers

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text // all contacts

macie: and why not?

macie: cute, semi nice, real weird, boy like you should just be raking em in.

rodney: idk honestly though its chill. we aint meant for each other, ya feel/?

rodney: you'd think :/

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text // all contacts

macie: i thought you were sleeping with that sad girl with the scary friend?

rodney: who tf u talking about

rodney: leah? i wish lol

rodney: not recently unfortunately lol

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@elliot-smelliot: in a town of bottoms where will we ever find a top?

@rodneywatsup: we everywhere my bro