Saw a comment joking about Shane saying “walk it off champ” to Ilya and !!! Shane being aggro captain Shane Hollander about Ilya’s minor sex injuries is so fun. He’s here to get fucked baby, they only get so many shots a year, eyes on the prize.
Ilya pulls a muscle or gets dizzy from fluid loss and blood flow or smacks his balls way too hard again Shane while they’re fucking and Shane is simply not here for these excuses and his toxic jock bro attitude about playing through minor hurts instantly pops out.
“Did you come to whine or did you come to win?”
“Walk it off champ”
“That’s pussy talk”
“Get the fuck back to it or get the fuck out”
“Winners don’t quit”
“You have a job to do captain”
Personally I think Ilya would love this and try to get him to keep that shit up while he’s inside. Like “Fuuuuck Shane, you feel too good, I can’t stop, I’m going to cum” and Shane’s very sternly like “Don’t give in to weakness, we don’t bitch out when it gets tough” and it really does something for him.
Maybe after round one sometimes he gets hit with a smack on the shoulder and “hydrate up and back in five, then we run it again. And Rozanov? I don’t want to see any of that weak shit this time, you hear me?”
He’s not even trying he just forgets that’s not the way to approach all of life sometimes.
