TAKING SELFIES WITH BRIAN MAY

 Santa Roger is coming to town. You better not cry. You better not pount. I'm telling you why cause Santa Roger is coming to town.

[hip-hop-fanatic]

Valentine’s Day is coming up, idk what to buy myself

[best-of-memes]

[inssupaia-deactivated20260521]

i went to look how old you have to be to work at the amusment park in my city and

plz pay for my dies

[roger-bunny-boy]

And to answer your question 16 and you will need work papers for your school

[ruinedchildhood]

[roger-bunny-boy]

I don't know if I want this job or not, because I really do miss my old job end of subject

[ruinedchildhood]

[fh3207972]

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

[roger-bunny-boy]

person: what does 'jfc' stand for?

me: JOHN FUCKING CENA

[z-o-e-x-o]

[zoomerbro]

[zoomerbro]

rare Apple sneakers given to Apple employees in the 90s… 

[thecrazytowncomics]

Don’t Wear It

[my-heart-got-hijacked-by-you]

What a beautiful man you grew up to be

[looqa]

[badgirlsgotocancun]

This is disturbing.

[juuliaroberts]

This is honestly scary

[liwengwen]

that fact that everyone else just went with it is even scarier

[roger-bunny-boy]

Job application: *Now hiring graduates*

Job application: *Must have traveled to the moon AT LEAST twice, won an Oscar, fluent in seven languages. Oh, and have 50 years experience. Good luck!*

[2mood]

Its a Tumblr blunt. Pass it on. Dont mess up the rotation B

[genghiskhanvevo-blog]

GET THIS ILLEGAL POT WEED OFF MY DASH

SIC SEMPER CANNABIS 

[cossackia]

YOU FOOL, DON’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE? 

YOU’VE CREATED 2 WEED!

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[k009]

[thefreshprinceofevangelion]

this gets funnier every year 

[itstooch]

The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.