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My last four brain cells:
Gwilym Audio Porn
Sorry for coming for your brand @borhap-babies, but I promised Gwilym audio porn, and you all shall receive:
Soft
Morning Sex
Confessing How Much He Loves You
Cute As Shit Valentine’s Day/Date Night Smut
Coming Home From Set
Gwil Needs You
He Takes Your Virginity
The Flat Viewing
Moving In (Sequel to The Flat Viewing)
Rough
Sneaking Off During Christmas
Slightly Giggly Punishment
Date Night (Very Rough)
Gwilym Hosts Your Job Evaluation
Frustrated Librarian!Gwil (Very Rough)
Headmaster (Very Rough)
Cum Slut (Very Rough)
Public Sex (Slightly Rough)
His Full-Access Audio Page!
The guy who does these audios has a Tumblr so message me if you want the URL!
@brian-mayonnaise @thelegumemother @steveitonlyhurtalittlerogers @blueyeswhitedragon16 @rogerfckintaylor @gwilymz @rogerscupboard@bitemerog @hystericallyqueen @glamrockmonarch @queens-n-roses
Rami Wants a Treat
Freaky Geek NSFW
So… this is pure smut… Enjoy!
Brian x (sister Deaky) Reader
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I zip my suitcase and move it to the floor making a big bang. “I can’t believe you’re really letting me go!” I cheer moving my suitcase next to my brother. “You better behave. Or I will send you home.” I roll my eyes pressing a hand to his cheek. “Oh Deaky, the boys would die if I left.” he scoffs picking up my case and following me down the stairs and to the car where the boys are waiting. “Hi guys!” I giggle and wave at them. Freddie rushes to me picking me up and twirling me around. “(Y/n) darling! It’s been to long! I’m so excited you’ll be joining us!” He sets me down and steps away. “Oh, me too! I can’t wait!” Roger is next to hug me tightly whispering a joke to me. I giggle pulling away and hitting his chest lightly. “Oi, watch it Rog! She’s going to be under my eyes at all times. Anyone tries anything then-” “Yes we know Deaky. You’ll get phycotic on them. All old news love.” Freddie says over exaggerating.
I turn to my last member and smile at him. “Hi Brian.” He smiles and brings me in for a hug as well, but this one is slightly different. It seems as though he’s trying to be careful. Almost as if he’s scared. “How’ve you been (Y/n)?” I pull away from him smiling. “I’m good. Just excited to get out of here.” “Let’s not waste time then!” Freddie yells as he jumps into the car.
I sit beside Brian and make small conversation with Roger as the ride commences. “You’ve never had it? (Y/n)! Oh, this tour you’re going to every party with me and we are going to get you-” “No we’re not.” John pipes up shooting down the idea. “John you’re going to have to let me have a little fun. I gave up my trip to Disney for this.” I huff crossing my arms and sitting back in my seat. As I rest my back against the seat I lean back onto Brian’s arm. “Oh, I’m sorry Bri.” He smiles turning away from his book. “It wasn’t your fault (y/n).” I see him try and put his arm back where it was, but only letting it fall in a awkward position. “Bri you can still put your arm across the seats.” He looks up at Deaky, but I grab his arm laughing and set it behind me lining it along my shoulders. He smiles kindly and continues to read.
As the ride continues Brian starts to mindlessly pad hid fingertips across my exposed skin making me internally shiver. I’m not going to lie, ever since their first show I went to I’ve been entranced by Brian May. By first glance you’d think he’s just another rock star who a lot of girls would fancy, but I know a side of Brian none of those other girls do. He’s not just that amazing rock star from the band Queen. He’s a passionate loving person who cares very much about his work, degree, and friends. He’s every girls dream… especially mine.
The car comes to a stop and Freddie gasps running out of the car and straight to the new tour bus. “It’s bigger in person.” I state standing next to my brother. “That’s what people say about me.” Brian says picking at his own height. I laugh giving him a smile. “Come on giant.” I say pulling him inside the bus. “Wow.” I breath looking at the long bus. 4 cubbies for the boys, a table, two side couches, and a long couch lining the back of the bus. I back up hitting Brian’s body. He places his hands on my waist and send tingles along my spine. “You just can’t get enough of me.” I laugh pushing myself away. “You wish Bri.” He smiles shily sitting down on one of the table benches.
Roger throws his bag on the back couch. “WHO’S READY TO START THIS TOUR?” All the boys cheer in excitement. Please help me get through this without making a fool of myself in front of Brian.
The following weeks were filled with late night scrabble games, truth or dare, and the best moments which are the quiet ones where Brian sits across from me reading. I giggle at his facial expression as it changes through every sentence his eyes pass over. He looks up meeting my eyes. “What are you laughing about over there.” I shake my head smiling at Brian. “You. It’s funny the way your face changes. It’s like you’re in the book.” He smiles shrugging. “I just get really involved in the story.” I smile nodding my head entranced by his blue eyes and handsome features. “I like that.” I say softly without even realising. Brian looks taken back, but doesn’t dismiss the comment. “I’m glad.” He chuckles giving me a sweet smile for a few seconds longer.
Someone clears their throat tearing our contact away. I look up to my right to see my brother standing there, arms crossed, tapping his foot. “Brian. It’s late.” Brian looks at Deaky confused. “I guess it is?” “Then shouldn’t you be getting some sleep? We’ve got a big show tomorrow.” He says before climbing back into his bunk. Brian looks at me rolling his eyes. “Okay dad.” He mocks. Brian stops right beside me. He leans down placing a quick kiss on my forehead. “Goodnight (Y/n).”
I lay back smiling and drifting off to slumber and sweet dreams. Sweet naughty dreams of one particular band member.
I jolt awake as the bus runs over something. I look over and see all the boys having breakfast. I arch my back stretching out my arms and falling limply back onto the couch. “Do you talk in your sleep (Y/n)?” Roger asks white stuffing his face with a muffin. I shrug in complete dismay. “If I did I wouldn’t know Rog. Why?” Freddie smirks early. “Because you were a moaning mess darling! Tell me, were you having a saucy dream?” I roll my eyes standing up and sliding beside him. “I was actually being chased by a killer Gummy Bear.” “That must’ve been what all the painting was about then. Oh, and you mumbling a few choice words. Like-” “Alright. Are we finished with this conversation?” John asks loudly.
They couldn’t have possibly noticed right? I mean if anything they would think I was dreaming of something completely different right? Hopefully Brian doesn’t have his mind in the gutter.
The concert was a hit, and after was the party where Roger whisked me away from the others and took shots with me until I was shitfaced. Once I was to the end of my rope he decides now is a good time to leave me for some girl. I stumble over to the big untable beanbag chair and fall right on top of a drunk Freddie. He laughs in delight seeing me let loose. “Are you having a good time darking?” My eyes see several kings in a crow as he laughs. I smile taking his crown and placing it on my head. “Even better than all the high school parties I went to!” I stand on the table with my drink gaining the attention of other around the room. “Ladies and Gents! I just want to say… How lovely these 4 men are. They are great and what they do! Especially you!” I point at Brian making him laugh and nodding a thanks as he comes closer. “Then there’s Deaky. Best brother ever. Thank you for joining the band or I would have never met this giant dork walking towards me.” Brian lifts me up putting me on his shoulder. “As he carries me away from the fun, I still appreciate this guy right here!” I lean over and pinch his bum laughing as I swing.
Not long after I’m placed on my seat on the couch by Brian. “You really out did yourself love.” He chuckles. “Why’d we leave?” “It was either I carry you out or John was going to drag you out by your hair. Your pick.” I bat my eyelashes and lean my head on his shoulder. “I’d pick you every time Bri.” He gulps and turns his head looking at me. He stares into my eyes and mindlessly moves closer being drawn to me.
Please
Please
Please
At the last second he lightly pulls away sighing. He stands grabbing a blanket and covering me with it. “Get some rest (Y/n).” I hide my disappointment with heavy eyelids and I snuggie the blanket and sink deep into the couch.
I sleep soundly as my mind drifts off dreaming once more.
My shorts pulled to the side as a soft feeling of pressure is applied to my clothed core. I arch my back enjoying the attention. I gasp as more pressure is applied. I move my hips against the hand as my eyes rip open and I moan.
WAIT! My eyes are open. My drunkenness still present as the pressure builds. I look around to busy to sit up at the moment. The whole bus is dark and seems to be empty. Suddenly my panties are pulled very lightly to the side and I tilt my head up to see the dark shadow of someone. I feel their breath against my exposed flower. Then without hesitation the drive their tongue up my wet lips in one straight line.
I moan arching my back and grabbing the head of my pleasurer. When my palm reaches the top of the head I feel curly stands. All movement halts as I look up to see Brian staring at me with Hungry eyes. “Bri?” I ask searching for his eyes in the dark.
He leans up to me quickly placing a hand on my cheek. “I heard you (Y/n). I heard you moaning out my name in sweet breaths.” I suck in all the air around me in embarrassment. “I-I’m.” “Shh love. We’ve waited to long for this.” I see him look down at my lips for a split second before meeting my eyes again. “May I?” He asks permission as if he needs it. If I didn’t stop him before I will not stop him now. I nod eagerly, placing my hands around his neck. “Please.” Brian smiles and dives in to meet my lips in a firey kiss filled with passion.
He brings his hand down and slips one slim finger into my drenched pussy, then adding another and going at an agonizing slow pace. He preps me with kisses and leaves a mark right at the valley of my breast claiming I was his.
I trail my hands down his towering body meeting at his belt. I tug at it as he attacks my neck. He pulls away looking at me with lust, but also with care. “Do you really want to do this (Y/n)?” I nod ready to explode.
In a matter of minutes he’s on top of me and lined with my entrance. Brian locks eyes with me as he pushed himself into my tight entrance. His hips pushing against my own as groans out in pleasure. His thrusts are hard and fast, our hips snapping together with each thrust.
He brings his thumb down to my clit and rubs fast, quick circles on my sensitive bud. “Fuck, I’m not going to last.” I moan out, the knot in my stomach tightens and I know I’m close.
“Cum for me, princess.” I’m come undone shortly after. My orgasm sending tingles throughout my entire body.
He groans, his orgasm rocketing throughout his body. He tilts his head back and shuts his eyes in pleasure. A string of moans and profanities tumble out of his mouth as he cums.
He exits my body and grabs me quickly planting a beautiful kiss full of passion. “Deaky is going to kill me.” Brian breaths. I giggle kissing him again without care. “It was worth it. Don’t worry though. He already knows I’ve had a crush on you for a while now.”
As Brian kisses me slowly a voice rips through our loving moment. “I didn’t think you had it in you!” Roger laughs from his bunk. “ROGER!” I yell covering myself. He shrug. “Should’ve check the place beforehand!”
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LOOK AT THE RESEMBLANCE
a year of the borhap cast: 283/365
I’m seeing Roger and Brian in a couple days!!
Today I will be rating queen naked
1)
10/10 good, wholesome, the og
Blank expressions, cosy Fred and model Bri, would look at again.
2)
9/10 they’re all trying not to laugh and it’s cute but also Brian may be having a stroke save him.
Extra points for Roger’s little smirk and Deaky’s only mild change from the previous deadpan stare.
3)
-149/10 they look so scared what is happening save them
(John = :|)
4)
30000/10 (I wish there were capital numbers)
ROGER ARE YPI WEARING LACY FUCKING UNDERWEAR??? EXPLAIN TO ME MY GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY? PUT THAT CHEEKY GOD DAMN SMILE AWAY YOURE WORRYING THE CHILDREN
(Deaky stares, for he knows)
5)
8/10 a little too sensual for me
There’s a lot going on here I need a minute to not feel like I’m being called to an ethereal orgy.
But then again isn’t that what queen is all about?
6)
10/10 very good I’m in love
Why is it fluffy at the bottom? We may never know, but my dad has eyeliner on and his nipples out and I’m okay with that.
Conclusion: John Deacon has one facial expression and he will change for no man, clothed or otherwise.
I’m fucking crying
He Smile 😀
and today's mood is
everyone has their favorite picture of the boys
this is mine
I can’t fuCKING UNSEE THIS SHIT
My guardian angels watching me sing all the parts to Bohemian Rhapsody at once.