Black Lives Matter

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ . 23 masterlist

[poachedhazontoast]

you best believe imma be high as FUCK for thanksgiving dinner

[poachedhazontoast]

my toxic trait is that i would ABSOLUTELY fall for nate jacobs

[goldibratz]

Things I want... Head

[poachedhazontoast]

I want a head too, I’m sick of carrying my brain around in my purse

[poachedhazontoast]

My most popular post has nearly 6000 notes and I still haven’t found it uncredited on any pages. Fuckin fake fans.

[poachedhazontoast]

i’ve always had a soft spot for girls who treat me like shit so i already know that nursing school is going to wreak havoc on my poor bisexual heart

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[cookiescr]

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone

[poachedhazontoast]

I get so embarrassed just being in the store by myself that I have to pretend to be on the phone so I look important.

[robertmitchum]

DEREK CHAUVIN WAS FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.

[robertmitchum]

[poachedhazontoast]

I read ONE Zeif fan fiction and now I’m all on board, full steam ahead, I will go down with this motherfucking ship.

[poachedhazontoast]

I stg MTG himself just liked this post but when I clicked on the notification he had UNLIKED IT and now I have no proof except for my word.

Sooooo either I’m imagining things or he’s a secret Zeif stan, there is no in between.

(Also if they end up being canon in future seasons I WILL be citing this incident as evidence)

[poachedhazontoast]

I read ONE Zeif fan fiction and now I’m all on board, full steam ahead, I will go down with this motherfucking ship.

[taylorsrogers]

Visit Original Link

Brian: I’m playing what I always play!

Fred: You’re playing “nyi nyi nyi nyi nyi”

Brian: I’m playing exactly what is on the record Fred!

Roger: You do slow it down

Brian: (fed up) Oh, fuck slowing down.. that’s hardly the point

Fred: We might try and join in with you. You are expecting all of us to be perfect before you even attempt-

Brian: (still fed up) Oh don’t be so fucking ridiculous

John: Take it down a bit

Roger: No don’t take it down!

John: It’s not coming out alright, it’s coming out on the…

Roger: I wanna hear it! 

(x)

[sweet-ladyy-deactivated20200430]

Ooooh the unabridged cut!!!

[poachedhazontoast]

The fact that I have listened to this so many times that I could hear the text without listening is... worrisome.

[poachedhazontoast]

I’m 21, time for my ~first ever~ sip of alcohol hahahah-

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[mvthilda]

i like how warner brothers probably casted jay ryan as the heartthrob in it chapter 2 thinking that he was gonna be the one everyone fangirled over but instead everyone in the fandom collectively decided to thirst after 40 yr old divorcee bill hader instead lol

[cj-turtle-alliteration-deactiva]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS ANDY CONFIRMING THE FUCKING REDDIE KISS FUCK YEAH WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!

[poachedhazontoast]

MotherfUCKER THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

[poachedhazontoast]

Sooooo I’m very heavily leaning towards writing an adult!Reddie fic (mostly canonically accurate with slight deviations from the plot *cough cough* Eddie doesn’t fucking DIE). I’ll probably post it on AO3 if I do though, just because I don’t want to clog this account with too many different fic subjects. I’ll post links on here, let me know if you’re interested! I’m excited for this one.

[heronb]

ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!

[heronb]

to all the people vaguing people in the tags: get better friends

[heronb]

it ABSOLUTELY is, adhd and autistic experiences overlap so so much and i have both so this post is solidarity