Roger D. Charon Jr.

He/Him || Homunculus/Saint Vtuber || Your Big Brother Logo by @clae-bolg

[galacticsabc]

only two books I've made so far.

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[flyingcorpseinthesky]

For TV shows, there's What Did You Eat Yesterday? which is about a middle aged gay couple

And when it comes to films, there's actually quite a lot about older queer people! In addition to what was listed above, off the top of my head there are films like Cloudburst, Supernova, Turtles, Salut Victor

[rogercharonvt]

Nuzlocke Odyssey; Kanto, hometown to Brock

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[fujoshiwarrior]

[fujoshiwarrior]

[rogercharonvt]

HAZE

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[rogercharonvt]

mumei, fauna, gura, they're all graduated

I REMAIN! you understand?

I REMAIN! AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST!

[rogercharonvt]

"We think you'll like-" no, twitch, you don't think that, I know this because we both know I only tune into like 1 guy consistently and his name is Brendaniel, I will throw a beer at you if you bring me another recommendation on my telephone while I'm on the train

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[rogercharonvt]

art

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[rogercharonvt]

trying to escape the hospital on instinct alone

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[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[rogercharonvt]

simple week this time because i'm busy

[rogercharonvt]

now or never, i WILL finish this quest

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[hornpoint]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[grubsucking]

when the office chair u got for free got the arm rest foam a little loose and u have to spend the next whole month slowly tearing it asunder