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@rogerseaton
Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.
Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business
Dude, why didn’t you learn anything? Look at Dieter, he even has a car. Why don’t you go to uncle Werner’s garage. He’ll offer you a steady job if you ask him.
does anyone else feel like they constantly have to justify everything they do? Iike I’m always mentally preparing a reason behind everything just in case anyone was to question it.
Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!
Ms. Tonitini is the mom I strive to be
it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
i absolutely enjoy telling to trump supporters that trump is not my president. when they get all pissed about me not respecting the orange one’s status as president, i clarify that he literally is not my president because i live in finland and my president is sauli niinistö
Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.
This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.
I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.
I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.
That’s how you show a brown girl you care.
Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.
New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.
We also have moved in together.
As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.
I sleep on it every night.
THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY
yo what are you always so stressed about?
me:
anxiety
2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling
date someone who makes you feel like concerts do
