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â so the head cook at work      ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶    angel      ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶    his last day was today. i brought him cupcakes, but itâs sad to see him go ; mostly because his name makes me think of buffy. â
the footrub. | luka.sonja.harley
it had been a simple afternoon for luka, he had taken neech to the dog park and went into the firm momentarily to file some paper work. now heâs found curled up on the couch with nietszcheâs head perched up on his leg. the tv was set on the local news channel. a subtle sigh slipped through his lips as he waited for his friend âââ sonja ââ to arrive. he had invited her over to hang out, well mainly because a foot-rub was involved. his hand lifted up to neechâs head, petting it slightly as he paid attention to the anchorman.
it had been .... a long day at work for sonja. after working two doubles in a row, & then a morning shift, she was, metaphorically, dead. sheâd accepted lukaâs offer for a foot rub ; thinking nothing of it, or any implications it may have. it was just two friends, hanging out & watching sports. with the added relaxtion of a foot rub, courtesy of luka & his kindness. the brunette climbed out of the cab sheâd taken to the apartment, walking up to the door & entering, waving a casual hello to the doorman as she pressed the elevator button. she knocked on lukaâs door not long after stepping off the elevator, twiddling her thumbs as she waited.
â it does sound amazing, yeah ? that is, once you block out all the possibilities of destruction and all that. iâm a little bit of both, actually. but iâm not a fan of any of that star wars stuff, if thatâs what youâre thinking. tell your cousin al to hit me up !! âÂ
â nah, even the destruction seems okay. iâd be pretty accepting of it, to be honest. youâre not a star wars fan ? iâm not sure we can be friends .... oh, i will. heâs great, youâll love him. â
maybe they freak you out because you donât know what theyâre like yet. i bet telephones freaked people out before they became mainstream. ever thought about it like that? ⊠i have.
â no, i hadnât. that sounds vaguely like something my brother has said while high ; but hey. iâm sure telephones didnât freak people out, mostly because alex bell probably wouldnât have tried to create something scary. â
â clones are all fun and games until they start trying to take over the world. first, itâll be your life then next thing you know, theyâve actually been plotting to destroy all of earth. i, personally though, would say itâs worth it. no earth, no work, right ? death is still a thing but weâre all dying anyway and the more important part is no work. â
â the no work part is definitely selling me on this idea ; very tempting. but that sounds like every robot/clone video iâve ever seen ; syfy fan ? or are you like my cousin al, a doomsday prepper ? â
â sadly, i donât think i could pull off the red wig. being ronald mcdonald sounds like too much work, too much makeup, and too much yellow. maybe iâll be ronald mcdonald 2.0, a much more sleek and risquĂ© ronaldâyeah. thatâd definitely roll in the crowds, and then iâd get rich, famous, and recognizedâand once that happens, you can get your measly little footnote in my acceptance speeches. i hope youâre ready. âÂ
â nah, i totally think you could pull it off. after all, you know what they say ; gingers have no souls ! youâre halfway there. sleek and risque ? what, youâre going to dress up like a male stripper & parade around the local mcdonalds ? oh, youâd definitely get famous ; probably on youtube, though. or twitter ! have we got the next âalex from targetâ in the making ? â
â i mean i canât remember. itâs been a while, but there has to be one. â
â probably not. i have a tendency to be right. â
â sonja ! donât tell me this now, iâm suddenly wishing i had some sort of time travel device to take me back. next time i work late weâre doing this. no getting out of it either ! listen, iâm not really good with dating guys. iâve mostly had my occasional hookups at the bar, iâm not good at the step that typically comes before that. you know â actually getting to know them.âÂ
â well ! now we both know for the future. weâll make it a date, or something ! okay, true, but still ; thereâs always the trying. iâll even help you ! although, i guess my dating track record is a bit of a joke. but either way, youâve got more experience than me, kam. â
âmy dream since i was a little girl. oh â iâm great at planning. i just seem to have a little problem executing those plans exactly how they were meant to go. but i guess that everyoneâs problem. except yours.. you just canât plan.âÂ
â just like a marina dimandis song. weâd make the perfect team, to be honest ; youâre the planner, i execute. itâd go swimmingly. â
âHow do you know youâre great at them? Have you pulled any?â
â well, i tried one once ; ended poorly. iâve tried to stand clear since then. â
â another sonja ? pass indefinitely. unfortunately, one is already enough. â
â actually, that really sells me on it. two of me ; all the more to tell you how much of a bitch you are ! â
her reaction to the pup is priceless and brings a goofy grin to the maleâs features. he joins her, sitting on the other side of the pup. he ruffles his hand along his tummy, earning pleased yips and yaps from him. âavocado it is, then?â he asks, gaze flickering to her for a moment. he picks up one of his toys, dragging it along the surface of his bed, laughing as the puppy begins to chase after it. âheâs too pure for this world,â he whines, petting his soft little ears. âtoo good.âÂ
his goofy grin has her smiling in response, & she raises an eyebrow at him as he sits on the other side of the puppy. â well, itâs cute. so, if you like it, then avocado it is. avo, for short. â the puppy begins to chase the toy that harley drags along the bed, & she taps the pupâs nose as he runs by her. â heâs precious ; adorable, really. â
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