Illumination Studios Your Turn To Die! Trailer
Joe voiced by Chris Pratt: Hey Sara, what did you write down for number 6 on the homework?
Sara voiced by Scarlett Johansson: Well, I thought that the opening line was a mockery of the Capulets and Montagues, saying they’re alike in dignity by subtly implying they have none.
Joe looking at his homework that says 27: Huh… so I got it way wrong.
(Tick Tock by Ke$ha starts playing)
Sara: So this facility has death traps
(Cut to Nao Reko and Sara looking into a bed of spikes)
Sara: Dolls that look and act like humans
(Cut to Ranger standing over a crying Kanna)
Ranger voiced by Ben Schwartz: Wow, all I said was that she looked like a booger. I didn’t even start the she’ll never amount to anything speech!
Kanna voiced by Eden Sher: Sou make him stop!
Sara: And these collars we can’t begin to understand. Do you have any idea who could’ve done this detective?
Keiji voiced by Danny Devito: Give me a second Sara.
Keiji making a doll of Shin slap itself in the face repeatedly: Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
Nao voiced by Kristen Schaal: You know Professor Mishima says not to use violence against others…
Qtaro voiced by Seth Rogan: Well, that’s a good lesson-
Nao: BUT THE PROFESSORS DEAD! EAT THIS PAN!
Kai voiced Jonathan Banks: That’s not mine is it?
Nao: Too late! I got him! Take that!
Shin voiced by Tom Kenny: I sometimes feel like the only intellectual in a death game full of morons.
Sara: Didn’t I see you crying because you fell trying to stack chairs to reach something on a high shelf?
Shin: … And the morons are planning my downfall.
Keiji: Actually, you had the downfall.
Shin: CAN YOU LET ME MONOLOGUE IN PEACE?!
Reko voiced by Kimberly Brooks: You’re not gonna tell them who you are.
Alice voiced by Charlie Day: I’m not gonna tell them who I am.
Nao: What are you guys talking about?
Alice: I’m not gonna tell you.
Joe: Me and Gin are gonna beat the bad guys!
Sara: And how are you gonna do that?
Gin voiced by Tara Strong: Apparently, Safalin has a cat allergy, meow!
Sara: Now you’ll see what happens when you mess with a Samurai Woman
Midori voiced by James Charles: Ooooooooh. Well, show me what you got Sara
(Coming to a theater near you)
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