your smut, m'lord

'94-Libra-Bard

[roguecelery]

When I was 5 you kissed me

When I was 15 you fucked me

I thought it was love

But love isn't statutory

[roguecelery]

Total dissociation, fully out your mind

Googling "derealization", hating what you find

[roguecelery]

I need a redbull and a rage room

[roguecelery]

I'm a sucker for a good time and you're just my blood type baby

[notcool-beans]

For a moment, I thought I was the villain in our short story. Then I remembered how we met and how there were times I tried to keep it platonic and YOU didn't want that. You are far from innocent and I hope he sees that.

[roguecelery]

Why do people do this?! I TOLD her I didn't want to date. That I don't do good in relationships. She told me she understood. Then some time goes by and we kiss, she asks again. I reiterate that I'm such a damn good friend, but an emotionally unavailable partner. This is what I've been told. I don't want to be stuck in a situation being told how I'm such a piece of shit so I try to avoid it. But she tells me nooo, I'm so perfect and to not worry. THEN Im 15 minutes late to something due to situations beyond my control and she snaps and says we are "not emotionally compatible". I TRIED SAYING THAT. I CANT HELP but feel lulled into a false sense of security.

[frogcabbage]

"I asked ChatGPT" ok well I asked the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis and got possessed by demonic forces.

[roguecelery]

"Was she actually into the same same dark shit that I was? Or was she just a tourist"

[roguecelery]

I finished this book today. Spoilers ahead. But first I need you to know that the audiobook has an extra chapter from Shays perspective that is not in the Kindle version.

I said to someone TODAY "I like dark romance but I really don't like shay. Like I REALLY dislike him." THEN THE END OF THE BOOK HAS ME SOBBING?! I was busy with yard work while I listened to the book. And the ending had me crying. Like, snot coming out of my nose type of crying. I'm just speechless. Im shocked. A BABY?! And as dark as the thought is... I think it wrapped up the only way it could have. If you've only ever read the Kindle version, I highly recommend looking up the last chapter from Shays perspective 👻

[roguecelery]

I'm so excited to be spending time edging tomorrow

[roguecelery]

I've just stumbled upon the most NICHE PIPING HOT TEA TO HAPPEN IN A WHILE. I've town crier'd to who i can. I don't wish for anyones downfall. But well well wweellll if these aren't the consequences of your own actions.

[roguecelery]

Save the world, fuck a villain. What a deliciously dark and delightful duet 🥰

[roguecelery]

Went on a walk and somehow avoided people but saw many forest friends 🥰

[roguecelery]

"Obedience was never my virtue"

[roguecelery]

All the books I've read so far this year! Currently finishing the pale court by reading the queen of rot and pain. Then I'm listening to the audiobook of Torment part 2. Into dark romance? I'd love some recommendations. Reading these and need to talk it out with someone? IM HERE. Especially reading crown me dead and crown me yours. I finished it and absolutely sobbed with nobody to share that with. The only book here that I don't recommend is These eternal bones. I only finished it out of spite. For some reason I had beef with that book every step of the way lol.

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[roguecelery]

✋🏻

Hi.

Question.

Where do I sign up to be seized gay style?

[roguecelery]

"...I swear I'll not just be a speck on your memory., but a lesson on what those strange creatures called women are capable of once they have nothing left to lose."

[roguecelery]

“It’s for your own good, you fucking brat!”