[cryptotheism]

I cast kidney stone on you

No you don't

[cryptotheism]

Your will is weak and easily broken. You lack the wizards temperament.

[kushblazer666]

[necromancelena]

Thank you mr universe

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[depsidase]

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[cicadaland]

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

[headspace-hotel]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[e-102]

[catchymemes]

[alex51324]

I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.  

[milfsisyphus]

is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?

[le-sansnom]

[socialmaya]

[cryptotheism]

"look at the point we've reached as a society" [screenshot of one tweet]

[cryptotheism]

[tatzelwurming]

i’m sorry officer i didn’t know i was speeding. i was listening to nine inch nails and my erection was pressing on the accelerator

[mariakono]

Daedalus: well shucks son looks like we’re lost in there labyrinth of me conception

Icarus: that’s so bogus pops

Daedalus: what do ye think my good friend Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix: There Must Be Some Kind Of Way Out Of Here

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.

Ron: It's not outside

[phoenixyfriend]

I feel like a good shorthand for a lot of economics arguments is "if you want people to work minimum wage jobs in your city, you need to allow minimum wage apartments for them to live in."

"These jobs are just for teenagers on the weekends." Okay, so you'll use minimum wage services only on the weekends and after school. No McDonald's or Starbucks on your lunch break.

"They can get a roommate." For a one bedroom? A roommate for a one bedroom? Or a studio? Do you have a roommate to get a middle-wage apartment for your middle-wage job? No? Why should they?

"They can live farther from city center and just commute." Are there ways for them to commute that don't equate to that rent? Living in an outer borough might work in NYC, where public transport is a flat rate, but a city in Texas requires a car. Does the money saved in rent equal the money spent on the car loan, the insurance, the gas? Remember, if you want people to take the bus or a bike, the bus needs to be reliable and the bike lanes survivable.

If you want minimum wage workers to be around for you to rely on, then those minimum wage workers need a place to stay.

You either raise the minimum wage, or you drop the rent. There's only so long you can keep rents high and wages low before your workforce leaves for cheaper pastures.

"Nobody wants to work anymore" doesn't hold water if the reason nobody applies is because the commute is impossible at the wage you provide.

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]