TO BECOME NOTHING!

TG: like i thought i was better than the problem TG: or more like i thought i was too cool and too strong to admit it was actually really hard

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MINI CALL !! I’ll post a plotter ad later on but since there’s an event around the corner I’m gonna keep it simple. Capping this off at 5 LIKES castmates feel free to run towards me at full speed and like above the cap.

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ROXY LALONDE FROM HOMESTUCK 

Cat connoisseur. Invented screaming into the void. Loves a good meme. Can Haxx you to Hell and Back. Pumpkin stealing whore.

Fat Pussy Energy

Pink but Sad

Nearly blew her best friend up with a bomb she coded herself 

#Sober4lyfe

For real she’s actually incredibly sentimental and will throw an elaborate funeral for anyone even her cat (especially her cat)

She loves wizards so much she’d lay down her life for sexy Gandalf you heard it here first folks. 

Has a bad habit of taking things that don’t belong to her...even if it is an accident sometimes 

In possession of a “portal gun” and isn’t afraid to use it. 

Self proclaimed “robin hood” 

She really didn’t want to end the world the first time around but hey it beats being one of the last humans on Earth ya know 

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Following up on my prior reserve. Here is Roxy Lalonde from Homestuck her app can be found in the sidelinks or under /app !!

Welcome to scenic Radiale, Roxy!

You’ll be staying in TOWNHOUSE 242!

You’ll retain all of your unlocked weapons and abilities!

Enjoy!

–Mod Lyra

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hmmm

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        ❝shutter shades on and it’s time to party like it’s 20-fuckin-12!!!❞ that’s basically the 1999 equivalent for you. also, that was the last time shutter shades were considered ‘cool’.

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There’s a tornado going through the streets of the city, or so it seems anyway. Everyone encountering it is left with a piece of paper stuck to them. Upon closer examination, the paper seems to be… an invitation of some sort? To a party? IT seems heavily edited…

Keep reading

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Lalonde ♥

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                           @heroize

         ❝look,  i know you’re ripped and everythin but don’t you ever get cold with your tiddies out all the time?❞ you were great at making first impressions. the way to anyone’s heart was by asking them weirdly personal questions. with this knowledge on your side, your social prowess was unparalleled.

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davestr1d3r:

   the whole feelings-talk is something dave craves and dreads in equally conflicting measures. would he be betraying bro by saying these things? is he burdening roxy with his shitty problems? or is he just screwing himself? his lips might just be nothing more than a new cut to bleed. ❝ i don’t even know if this is a front. i could really be just a shades wearing tool after all, like that might just be in my genetic code or whatever the fuck defines our shitty personalities. i dunno, it’s not like there’s any point is psychoanalysing me when i’m just gonna – yeah, whatever. ❞ when he’s just going to die.

❝ yeah, and you’re the hottest fuckin’ mom out there. you fuckin’ milf. i’m glad you didn’t know me when i was a kid ‘cause then all my friends would come over just to hang out with you and it’d leave me with a million emotional problems and probably some oedipus complex. ❞

         Alright it looked like you were going to have to ease into this whole ish but now probably wasn’t the right time.  ❝don’t get your cape in a twist, i’m not here to tell ya the point of our shitty existence in whatever universe this is. who fuckin knows? plus i ain’t rose, i don’t believe in all the psychobabble crap.❞ you weren’t going to sit here and pretend you knew the in’s and out’s of your ecto-son’s psyche. your speciality had been computers, not people, even if you did hold your team’s emotional baggage for them like a fucking shrink.  ❝doctor rolal is out at the moment and will kindly take a fuckin message.❞       

         you weren’t put off by his mom rant. a lot of fucked up shit went down in the game, you weren’t exactly a stranger this kind of talk. actually, you laughed and it was a damn hardy one at that.  ❝i think you already have one of the oedipus-whatever-the-fucks because you’ve p much sussed out this whole sitch for yourself. i mean, you’ve got it all figured out. i’ve just walked into MommyIssues Inc. but you’re already CEO of all the whole damn shebang.❞

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TO: ALL CONTACTS FROM: ROLAL

[ TXT ] will the guy who’s vaping outside the sector 4 apartment complex pls stand up [ TXT ] i just wanna talk :)

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skipped out on the memes because we are starting FRESH here (not rlly but sorta) anyway who’s ready for the new season of teen mom? teen mom 2 let’s give it a whirl. like this neato little post here for a starter from your local rogue! uncapped because self-love does not exist here ladies and germs.

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                           @nevverenough

         ❝that scarf’s a cheap knock off ya know, right?❞ no one could ever capture the essence of the stitch work that belonged to rose lalonde. not even a sea dweller prince, try again bucko. ❝there is only one og here and it’s p obvious which one it is.❞

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Roxy D2 please :)

THANKS FOR YOUR REQUEST

here is your 2D hip shoulder momma

send me more please!

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davestr1d3r:

  dave’s nervous habit appears in the way that he taps the first song he can think of against his thigh. ❝ yeah, maybe less of the whole shades wearing tool thing, considering that’s one of the many things that have lead to me being an emotional fuckup. ❞ his tone is completely neutral, bordering on cheerful, and he lifts his shoulders in a careless shrug. ❝ i kinda imagine you to be the kind of mom who would lose me in a crocodile park. if it makes you feel any better, rose would be the type of mom to make her kids read wizard porn as a bedtime story and jade would never let them grow out of a furry phase. and don’t get me started on john. he’d give birth to a fully grown nic cage. ❞

        Okay so the whole lighthearted approach wasn’t working, noted. they didn’t call you the emotional leader of the void session for nothing. if anyone could initiate a full fledged feelings jam at a moment’s notice it was you. ❝as someone who grew up with another emotionally stuffed up strider, i need no explanation. but ya know you don’t have to put up a front with me right?❞ you were done with the banter for now at least you were toning it down a bit because he seemed like he really wanted to talk, though he was pretending that wasn’t the case.

         ❝like i know we haven’t known each other for long or anythin and we joke about it and stuff but i’m still your mom, er well uh, technically.❞ you’re completely ignoring his tangent but you feel like what you’re saying is a lot more important than keeping this gambit going. ❝not to be all maternal or whatever but if somethin is bothering you-- don’t act like it isn’t...at least not with me.❞ you were sorta rusty with this stuff since you hadn’t been around much lately but you couldn’t exactly let him keep thinking that he could play cool with you of all people. ❝sides i’ll get it outta ya eventually i’m annoying as hell like that.❞

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davestr1d3r:

  ❝ you know what i don’t think i understood any of that. maybe if you were around to see baby dave i wouldn’t have grown up to believe apple juice was milked straight from the big apple, huh, what kind of person would i be then. i’d probably be in like, business school, wearing a fuckin’ tie to every lecture and volunteering to give answers like a motherfucker. i’d actually be in university. i’d be an absolute fucking loser. ❞

         ❝ don’t get all doom and gloom on me here, dave. i woulda still told you that shit lie because it’s hilarious. but, do you really wanna hear me launch into a dramatic strideresque soliloquy about my potential kick ass momhood moments? because i woulda had tons-- fuckin roxy’s greatest hits out here. and you still would of been cool af because rolal would never raise a son to be anythin else but a tool who wears shades indoors. now would ya stop with these depressing ass hypotheticals? i just got here we got plenty of time for the emotional trainwreck that is are fucked up past.❞

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davestr1d3r:

   ❝ am i both the metaphorical kid and metaphorical potential kid owner. you need to work on your hypothetical situations otherwise you won’t be fit to be called a hot mom anymore. just hot. which might be even worse than hot mom. ❞

         ❝come on you don't know ecobiological shenanigans like i do here. we go WAY back k? that shit gets wild soooo my scenario is air fuckin tight. also, i know i wasn’t around and everythin but my son should know better than to back sass his mom especially if she’s hot.❞