q!cellbit defender

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[bloodbruise]

the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

[michidreamer]

Me entering the Marauders' fandom:

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself start shipping Harry Potter's dad and his godfather's brother.

[jpg-of-dorian-slay]

Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

[roiersinfonia]

q!Guaxinim, after seeing handsome men: Are you single?

[roiersinfonia]

q!Pac: "I'll kill you" q!Guaxinim: "You can try, hottie"

[roiersinfonia]

q!Guaxinim: "i'm shy, Rodezel is very handsome" man...

[roiersinfonia]

"what is this? i thought i was in ex on the beach!" said q!Guaxinim, Q!Cellbit's prison boyfriend

[thesmpisonfire]

It's so important that Bagi is looking at Trumpet and saying "I'll stay with you today, okay? I always wanted to have an egg and I wanna spend the day with you", always staying with him and dancing around, "Cmon, Trump! Let's go, Trump!"

It's so important to Trumpet that someone is staying with him,,,,

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

God... I had a feeling Trump would hurt the most but not quite like this. He's the egg I knew the least about (until I did research for my class project) and his story always hurt the most.

Like don't get me wrong, all of the egg deaths were so emotional but Trump's being that his dad tried his absolute best to ensure his son's happiness despite his husband disappearing. But his best wasn't enough, and the rest of the island forgot about his son.

I choose to believe that the lore reason that Max couldn't take care of Trump that day was because he was so exhausted from trying so hard for Trump and himself that he physically couldn't wake up.

[ripromulus]

idk it’s fucking killing me how much love Huevo Trump is receiving. i’m dying i’m crying

[roiersinfonia]

trump will be the only dead egg to comeback and not have their parent waiting for him today

[roiersinfonia]

philza: did you listen what cellbit said?

wilbur: phil… can you repeat in a league of legends way?

philza: i have never played it

wilbur: so… world of warcraft way?

philza: nop

wilbur: vANILLA MINECRAFT PHIL

[roiersinfonia]

wilbur: oh blue torches! blue is a evil color, these are the evil torches smile: azul is blue in spanish, can you repeat it with me? azul!

[roiersinfonia]

cellbit: so will... will.. can i call you will? wilbur: you can call me what you like cellbit: ......... i saw what you've done there!

[roiersinfonia]

antoine: are you talullah's dad? wilbur: oh! yes, i am!! hi! hm... whos gonna tell him

[roiersinfonia]

jaiden: IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! wilbur: oh lovejoy? jaiden, wearing the whole miku outfit: oh... no...

[roiersinfonia]

q!cellbit, to q!bagi: you left me alone! you don't know what I've been through, you don't know what I've lived before getting to this place. I spent the last fifteen years alone! in war, in prison, having to kill and eat other people to be respected! and you??? you stayed home, being looked after by mom and dad while I was all alone, surrounded by death and blood! i never ever had a sister.