Sometimes I think about Shang Qinghua having slept with like a fuck ton of people. Like a ridiculous amount of one night stands or regular hookups. Itād be really funny if just about every time he went to go make a deal in regards to the sect one of his former hookups was there, and since heās slept and is still friends with so many of his exs heās not even reacting but theyāre fumbling over their words nervous asf.
I think itās funnier if he slept with entire previous generation of peak lords and none of the current lords know, aside from Yue Qingyuan who caught him in the act with the former sect leader. I think itās a bit funnier if he was like forming a crush on Shang Qinghua that was immediately crushed and brushed away by that incident.
Itās even funnier if he sees how many of his shishus, shidis, fellow sect leaders, and random people Shang Qinghua has slept with and how he has to just shut up about it. Luo Binghe shows up who has a lot of similarities to Shang Qinghua in appearance and he thinks thatās his bastard child, the way Shang Qinghua talk and clearly is watching out for him during the trial making it more obvious.
Instead of Luo Binghe going to Bai Zhan or Qing Jing he goes to A Ding because of the sect leader. Both the system and Shang Qinghua are freaking out because of the stupid situation and neither can figure out what caused it, but aww thatās his son and look how good heās doing!
Honestly donāt know what my point is, i guess Yue Qingyuan should know a lot not be able to say much about it and jump to all the conclusions and fuck up the entire plot.
I havenāt posted in months bc I havenāt been feeling all that great but I just really think Xiang Fei should have the ability to get pregnant. Like he gets pregnant for the first time and is super nervous and scared has the kid and immediately decides he wants an army. His husband gets home and he immediately jumps their bones trying to get pregnant again. I hope this makes sense, and frankly it can apply to really any ship involving him I really dgaf.
Honestly I think that instead of demons questioning why in the world Mobei-Jun chose Shang Qinghua they should all understand and be trying ti pursue him as well.
Like he should be catnip to them, and everyone is frothing at the mouth to try and steal him away. I also think that Shang Qinghua would oblivious to the fact he is being hit on (literally) and wanted, so heād just be trying to avoid most demons, accidentally making it so much worse.
Like a Mobei-Jun who has to always puppy guard Shang Qinghua so that no one tries to get him, but heās unable to understand that they want him so he allows it as a means of protection but is made extremely nervous because he just gets no alone time anymore.
Honestly I donāt know where Iām going with this Iām mega tired and just thought about this. Sorry if there are any spelling errors.
Look I love the idea of Yue Qingyuan and Shang Qinghua as a couple so much but Ik the misunderstandings and miscommunications between those two would be astronomical.
Iām about still thinking about Airplane bro being reborn as the systems son. Like itād be genuinely so interesting, especially if Shen Yuan is transmigrated as Shen Jiuās twin instead.
So now the system has to raise the author, who has his memories but is a bit mentally regressed, while also dealing with Shen Yuan and the plot. Like there is so much panic and so many attempts to ensure his precious (horrible and he knows it) son away from the plot. Which is successful until itās not.
Shen Yuan being out on a mission and he sees this absolutely gorgeous guy dressed in whatās definitely just a tshirt and really short shorts and realizing that heās not alone.
This would be funnier if the system realizes that theyāre together and is trying to slowly push his kid into coming home but has to be very careful to keep out of sight of Airplane lest he notices.
It would also be funny to see an incredibly spiteful and bitter system mad that his son was stolen by (willingly married to) peerless cucumber.
Au where the system is gone and Shang Qinghua ends up in Qing Jing
So Shang Qinghua takes the entrance exam and is picked for Qing Jing. He doesnāt realize that heās super advanced for his age (because he has the memories of an adult) and is convinced that this was a mistake and he should be in An Ding. So he gets huge imposter syndrome and works extra hard so no one notices he doesnāt belong. This backfires and he ends up head disciple, which he hates because now heās the center of attention and is definitely going to screw up big time and get kicked out did the peak!
Then Shen Jiu shows up and Shang Qinghua is like āfinally! Now he can replace me!ā And decides to take him under his wing to speed up the process. Shen Jiu is extremely confused as to why the head disciple of Qing Jing is so invested in his success but it gets the other diciples off his back so he decides to play along until he finds out what this guy wants from him.
Other disciples try to convince Shang Qinghua that this mean street rat isnāt worth his attention but Shang Qinghua isnāt having any of it. He will not let anyone stop him from training his replacement! So what if heās prickly? Thatās just because everyone is mean to him first! Heās learned to put up his shield before heās shot! Basically he becomes a Shen Jiu apologist.
The extra help means Shen Jiu is able to learn cultivation much faster but itās still more difficult than it wouldāve been if he started early, heās incredibly frustrated by this and he canāt find out why Shang Qinghua seems so impressed. At first he thought the man was mocking him but then he starts asking him how heās learning so quickly.
Shang Qinghua is like ābro it took me months of training non stop for to learn that and I started at like 10! You have a real talent here!ā And other disciples listening in are like ābro thatās supposed to take years what are either of them talking aboutā
One thing the two have in common is insane work ethic. Shang Qinghua sneaks Shen Jiu into the head disciples quarters to study late into the night. They spend their meals in front of open books, and their breaks going over notes. It gets to the point where no one even notices Shen Jiu going to the Warm Red Pavilion because they all assume heās sneaking out to overwork with Shang Qinghua.
Shen Jiu feels pretty hesitant about trying to take the head disciple position from Shang Qinghua because he doesnāt lose the only protection he has (or Shang Qinghuaās friendship but heād never admit that). As the ascension grows closer Shang Qinghua gets desperate and tells everyone heās gonna run away and become a rouge cultivator and publicly requests the peak lord to remove him from his position. This shocks everyone but especially Shen Jiu, who feels like heās being left and betrayed.
A very one sided fight breaks out between Shen Jiu and Shang Qinghua because Shang Qinghua doesnāt understand why Shen Jiu is so upset about him leaving before Shang Qinghua admits to only wanting to leave because he doesnāt want the responsibility of being peak lord one day.
They work it out so Shen Jiu becomes the next head diciple and then the next peak lord and Shang Qinghua works under him as an assistant who writes novels on the side. Shang Qinghua also hunts down baby Binghe after heās born and pulls him out of the river who he and Shen Qingqiu end up co parenting.
If you want to hear about that last part send me an ask or something but this post is far to long sooooo
You know what Iām thinking about Shang Qinghua whose personality does a near 180 after heās saved by Mobei-Jun after the whole ascension ceremony debacle.
Like itās still recognizably him but he just decided to stop pretending to be Shang Qinghua after realizing this is really his life and that everyone around him are really people. This just leads to a fuck ton more fights because instead of keeping the amount of vitriol and cursing he does in his head he actually says it aloud directly to peoples faces.
And heāll fight anyone about it too, like he socked Luo Binghe directly in the jaw one time. Somehow this just continues working and a lot more people are fearful of pissing him off and a lot of strong people are respecting him significantly more now.
Heās also a tier 1 ragebaiter, and has caused multiple occasions where an entire room will explode into a huge brawl because he couldnāt resist.
Mobei-Jun is really into it because Shang Qinghuaās actually speaking his mind and is being mean, which he likes a lot.
Okay since I see people suggesting the idea that Shang Qinghua hates the cold, counterpoint Shang Qinghua who canāt stand warmth on like any capacity.
Like Shang Qinghua has less heat tolerance than Mobei-Jun. Heās constantly underdressed even in winter on the peaks because he gets heat stroke if he doesnāt. His robes all have cooling talismans sewn in. His house naturally refrigerates stuff, and he wears shorts and a t-shirt in it because this is still too warm for him.
Like his martial siblings tried to get him to dress appropriately one time and Mu Qingfang immediately jumped in to prevent it. This is also the reason he passes out on missions so often, itās not fear itās overheating! (Itās both)
This accidentally makes Mobei-Jun the perfect match as a frigid ice demon who lives in temperatures actually comforting for Shang Qinghua.
Shen Qingqiu thinks itās a punishment from the system or that he got cursed or poisoned one way or another, but he was like this in his first life too, but itās just unfathomable to Shen Qingqiu.
You guys are so lucky I donāt share all the Shang Qinghua centered thoughts I have because I have So Many, anyway Moshang who meet as like small children.
They meet and theyāre both like 4 Mobei-Jun abandoned in the human realm for the first time and terrified. Shang Qinghua being a random street rat that doesnāt remember his name, they end up running into each other and at first Mobei-Jun is hesitant but the nice human he he has decided to steal and beg for him and try and help him. After around a week his father picks him up and they go separate ways, Mobei-Jin deciding that theyāre gonna get married when they come of age.
Years down the line theyāre like 17 Shang Qinghua has forgotten that entire encounter Mobei-Jun has not. This is how they reencounter each other, Mobei-Jun having barely escaped Huan Hua and their disciples (luckily with minimal injury, no darts this time!) and comes across a small bunch of An Ding disciples handling a cart of goods. He sees Shang Qinghua and immediately gets excited because thatās his betrothed itās been so long; he should go up there and say something! Before seeing Shang Qinghua having like a teasing/joking relationship with the other disciples seeing one of them gently swatting and he gets horribly jealous.
So of course he handles this as any sane demon would handle rivals and kills them all. Shang Qinghua is rightfully horrified as the only human left alive in a massacre of people he cares about, and they just kinda stare silently at each other. Mobei-Jun basking at being stared down by Shang Qinghua, and Shang Qinghua in like a shellshocked āIām gonna dieā state.
Eventually Mobei-Jun leaves just abandoning Shang Qinghua there to go fan girl about seeing his betrothed and seeing how pretty heās gotten, not realizing he just traumatized him. Shang Qinghua eventually shoots off a flare and is rescued and interrogated within his sect about the ordeal, but no one can really figure out what happened.
Mobei-Jun quickly assigns some demons to essentially stalk and protect Shang Qinghua, meaning every time he tries to leave the sect thereās like a dozen demons flanking him and heās had multiple friends be killed by them. He is very terrified of Northern demons. This just slowly leads to him never leaving the sect until demonic monster carcasses and jewels start showing up on his doorstep and in his home. It doesnāt matter how many protections he puts in Mobei-Junās power just ignores them.
This just leads to Shang Qinghua only getting sent on missions with head disciples (when heās sent) and he starts getting significantly closer to Liu Qingge developing a pretty one sided crush, and unintentionally making demons just sort of hate him for not respecting the claim Mobei-Jun has. Liu Qingge is Very happy to get a reason to fight demons more often.
One day when Shen Qingqiu goes to the warm red pavilion the girls tell him about a demon lord who paid an absurd amount of money for some advice on how to court a human Cultivator. Which Shen Qingqiu immediately goes āOh thatās what the demons been trying to do.ā He puts the pieces together and decides that getting them together might be beneficial in creating peace and allowing for more wealth to amass in the sect.
So Shen Qingqiu waits and finally corners Mobei-Jun and they come to an agreement and become fast friends who are always trying to plot on how to get Moshang together and are only being mildly successful.
Eventually everything works out and Moshang are very happy together (LiuJiu end up happening by pure accident because theyāre around each other all the fucking time because of Shang Qinghua).
Anyway this is longer than I intended so Iām cutting it here.
Following entirely for your moshang takes because yes:
SQH is pretty and that should be acknowledged more
HE ABSOLUTELY SHOULD BE!! Too many people claim heās a disgusting slimy rat, but heās pretty actually! Itās the horrific aura that makes everyone confused.
Trying to actually draw rn but for some reason (my old barely functioning computer) my brushes are a little broken so I canāt blend like at all so Iām just gonna have to color based off vibes bc I donāt do outlines. This will be very fun. (Iām gonna fix his lips in a bit itās a struggle to try and fix things rn).
I see so many people make posts moshang posts like āMobei-jun is the most handsome gorgeous guy, and Shang Qinghuaās a greasy haired rat.ā And cool love that, but I think itād way funnier in reverse, but he still viewed it the other way.
Like Shang Qinghua is bragging about managing to seduce such an amazing husband and people have to take mental damage every time heās like āIām so ugly and still he loves me and cares for me!ā Dozens of humans and demons have tried to defeat Mobei-Jun for Shang Qinghuaās hand because no way that beast seduced him.
Heās pulled into a meeting with his martial siblings and Luo Binghe (This is the only time theyāll get along) to ask if heās being threatened into the relationship and that theyād deal with it even Luo Binghe tells him that if heās being hurt to just tell them and heāll deal with it. Shang Qinghua is left utterly confused, and it just keeps happening because people just keep popping in for welfare checks. This is unintentionally (somewhat intentionally) cockblocking them. When Mobei-Jun brags everyone is like how did you get even manage to pull that? So many people have sworn loyalty to him just so they may be blessed with knowledge on how to have such amazing pull.
People speak of it as if itās legend, Mobei-Jun is proud, somehow Shang Qinghua doesnāt realize the truth and genuinely believes Mobei-Jun is the most handsome man, and that heās an ugly rat. The entire relationship is horribly confusing for every witness. When itās revealed theyāre gonna have a kid together so many tears are shed it almost creates a new lake caused by pity and grief.
Okay cumplane idea where theyāre reborn as NPCs and decide to quietly fuck off together.
They end up married Shen Yuan as the husband because he needs to be able to have Shang Fei (airplane) have access to all his things because heās going out and being a wandering cultivator to look and see all the plants and animals and culture he wants to. Shang Fei says he doesnāt want to do that and instead wants to stay home and write, heāll receive inspiration from the story his husband shares.
Shang Fei realized pretty early on his had feelings for Shen Yuan and is claiming him before anyone else can steal him, so he constantly calls him husband and insists Shen Yuan calls him wife. (I mean thatās what they are after all). It helps that heās a Shen Yuan master and is able to convince him to sleep with Shang Fei and share a bed every night. They manage to get pets and even have a kid so that Shang Fei wonāt be lonely when Shen Yuans gone.
Shang Fei also drives off any suitors through a wide variety of means ensuring that heād be the only one for Shen Yuan, they have a family after all. I think itād be very funny if Shen Yuan didnāt realize they were like actually in a relationship until their kids like fully grown and a random person has to explain to him what their relationship is. And after that he starts living like theyāre in a proper relationship and soon Shang Fei wants another kid, which after Shen Yuan realizes he quickly agrees to make sure that Shang Fei couldnāt leave and find a better husband after realizing how many people want to win him over.
Anyway this hopefully made some sense, I had a draft that was way longer but it was starting to get to a point so I tried and dumbed it down so hopefully this made sense.
Idk if Iāve talked about it but moshang where a bunch of people are super against them getting together that are not the main issues in their relationship.
Like mu qingfang is highly against it and constantly very vocal about this, but not because of the beatings or the clear signs of over work in Shang Qinghua, instead he thinks their aesthetics are too different. He thinks this is a barrier they cannot overcome because theyāre dress so opposite each other itās hard to look at.
Liu Qingge whoās against it because he thinks Shang Qinghua will be over whelmed by paperwork, and whoās going to do his if heās married?! Like he keeps going on about how itās a distraction as he leaves the sect to go fuck off for 3 days and magically appear with a dead animal in tow.
Yue qingyuan against it because Shang Qinghua is basically his little brother and he has family obligations. They made no such pact and Shang Qinghua has shut down any sort of bonding outside of needed work. He has literally no idea where this has come from.
Luo Binghe who thinks their age gap is too big, which confuses everyone because firstly, you married your teacher?? Secondly theyāre like 3 months apart in age and thatās it?? (He is insistent that Shang Qinghua is the younger one, he isnāt).
Shen Qingqiu whoās against it because clearly Shang Qinghua is straight and was somehow tricked by Mobei-jun although he canāt fathom how because heās unattractive, and Shang Qinghua is incredibly pretty.
Qi Qingqi whoās against it because Shang Qinghuas gorgeous and to her Mobei-Jun looks like an improperly groomed rat. Ironically Mobei-jun has many courtiers against it for the same reasons. Shang Qinghua is heavily judged when he insists that Mobei-jun is the most handsome man, and that heās average.
You get the idea Iām heavily sleep deprived, so hopefully this made any sense.
