I Suggest Scumplane

A Scumplane exclusive blog Scumplane is the ship between Shen Jiu and Shang Qinghua Profile picture by @loserbedo

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By the way, just as a general rule you can totally use my ideas as jumping off points for your own work. Hell you can copy the idea in its entirety.

I made this account to spread my Scumplane brain rot like a disease. Most of my posts are actually propaganda made to trick you into shipping it

The only rule is that you have to tag me so I can see

Actually, feel free to tag me in the comments of any Scumplane post you make because me me want content

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Scumplane JJK au where Xiang Fei is a manager assigned to Shen Jiu who is a first grade sorcerer.

Xiang Fei mostly uses cursed energy to make talisman and barriers but has a technique that allows him to sharpen any object that he rarely uses.

Shen Jiu has a technique that lets him use any folding fan to send cuts through the air, kind of like Sukuna’s cleave but less op.

Shen Jiu’s parents were killed by a curse when he was too young to remember and he grew up in the foster care system. No one believed him when he said he saw monsters and as he got older people started thinking he was crazy so he stopped talking about them, instead exorcizing them on his own when no one was around.

He met Yue Qi in one of these homes and discovered he was in a similar boat, after Shen Jiu had to move out they promised to find eachother when they were older

It took until Shen Jiu was sixteen before a sorcerer found him and took him to Tokyo Jujutsu high. It was there he found Yue Qi had been picked up by a clan he was apparently related to because he had his clans prized technique, and now he was in line to be the next clan head.

It’s not as bad as in cannon but there relationship is strained because Shen Jiu feels like Yue Qi was out there living the dream while Shen Jiu was suffering in silence fighting curses alone.

Xiang Fei on the other hand was born into a sorcerer family and had multiple more successful siblings (older and younger) that he felt he could never measure up to.

He went through Tokyo Jujutsu high as a sorcerer and was certified as a second grade but he immediately became a manager after graduating because he actually hated fighting.

Shen Jiu and Xiang Fei met in highschool with Xiang Fei being a year younger. Shen Jiu would spar with Xiang Fei and absolutely kick his ass. They also spent late nights studying and Xiang Fei eventually Shen Jiu opened up to Xiang Fei, letting him help with sorcerer history and other sorcery stuff Shen Jiu didn’t know because of his upbringing.

Shen Jiu was actually the one to suggest Xiang Fei quit sorcery using the excuse that Xiang Fei wasn’t cut out for it when really he just knew how much Xiang Fei hated fighting and also didn’t want the one person he saw as a friend die.

Now Xiang Fei manages Shen Jiu’s schedule, drives him around, and draws barriers for him. Shen Jiu also makes him sharpen his fan even though he doesn’t need it to be sharp to cut.

[heavenlydemonic0angel]

SQH is like,,, reading smut in public and neither SY nor SJ have realized it yet

[rue-x3]

To me Scumplane is like

SQQ, glaring at SQH: "Gods, can you do anything right?"

SQH: (internally) 'Oh man that was hot'

SQQ, narrowing his eyes: "Well?"

SQH: (Internally) 'Sorry Shixiong..' (Externally) "I'm wet"

SQQ: "What"

SQH: "What"

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Shen Qingqiu feeling safe around Shang Qinghua because he truly believes Shang Qinghua to much of a weak coward to try anything

is my Roman Empire

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Happy one year anniversary to the first posts on this blog!

I’m writing a oneshot for celebration but it’s gonna be a bit late

I can’t believe that after a full year, even after being dragged kicking and screaming into another fandom, they are still my Roman Empire.

There are still songs I can’t help but associate with them

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Shang Qinghua: It’s pride month! You know what that means…

Shen Jiu: no I don’t wtf???

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Guys I posted this at 4:30 AM what was I on?

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Shang Qinghua: It’s pride month! You know what that means…

Shen Jiu: no I don’t wtf???

[blestka]

Commission for prettiest women 😘 pls boost 💚💛

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Au where Xiang Fei transmigrates into a random background Cang Qiong cultivator but the moment he’s old enough to live on his own he decides to flee so he can leave the plot behind entirely.

He starts off selling rare herbs and handmade maps, along with talisman that he learned to make as a disciple. Then, once he has enough money to actually think about what he wants to do, he joins a group of traveling pingshu storytellers as their new writer, because writing about the world of PIDW gives him nostalgia and he’d missed talking about the fun parts of his story, like demons, cultivators, and mythology.

All this to say that one day Shen Qingqiu walks into the Warm Red Pavilion and starts listening to one of the prostitutes singing a song about a group of wandering storytellers. Something quite uncommon to hear.

Shen Qingqiu asks one of his jie jies about the self referential nature of song and she explains that there have been rumors of this strange group of traveling storytellers who will tell stories of the politics of both cultivator and demons of history, leading many to believe the poet of the group to be an immortal himself giving first hand accounts

Shen Qingqiu was obviously dubious but asks around anyway and when he learns they’d be crossing paths during a mission, he decides to sneak in a bar to watch the show. The bar is very crowded but they all go silent when the gavel hits the table and the show starts

He expects to hear fantastical lies tying history and myth. instead, he hears the story of Tianlang Jun’s fall. It was very much exaggerated, depicting the heavenly demon as far more cunning and prepared than he actually was. He would have chalked it up as just another story based loosely on truth but then

“Shen Qingqiu, Liu Qingge, and Qi Qingqi were both knocked back by the Heavenly Demon’s blade, the peak lords were all knocked out or injured to severely to fight all looked to the Xang Qiong sect leader, expecting him to make the next move. Then, his head disciple, Yue Qingyuan, jumped down from a tree like an immortal descending from the sky, and stabbed his sword straight through the top of his head and down into the dirt bellow.”

That was far to specific and accurate. The story they regularly told included Yue Qingyuan defeating Tianlang Jun but the fight was so chaotic that very few were enough paying attention to see who specifically were trying to fight Tianlang Jun when he’d been slain. Liu Qingge didn’t speak enough to tell the tale and Shen Qingqiu definitely didn’t remember telling anyone.

Of course it was possible a few remembered and included it in their tales but it had already been almost five years since then. It was clear Shang Qinghua had to have been there.

That would mean he was formally a part of one of the major sects, and a warrior at that. And Shen Qingqiu was supposed to believe he just left a major sect to become a poor wandering cultivator with a group of random mortal story tellers?

After the show Xiang Fei spots Shen Qingqiu in the crowd and starts visibly sweating. He tried to make an excuse and escape but Shen Qingqiu sees his hurry and immediately follows him

Xiang Fei just stands outside the bar saying goodbye to and shaking the hands of leaving guests. He receives many compliments and gets extremely flustered about it. Turns out receiving praise online and receiving praise irl are very different experiences.

Shen Qingqiu stays patient and waits till no one else is exiting the bar to approach.

“I enjoyed the show. It was a little surprising to hear so much about myself however. Have we met?”

“No- I mean- maybe? We were both disciples at the same time but I was on An Ding and there were a lot of us so we probably never met,” he rushes to explain

“So you were there when Tianlang Jun was sealed?” Shen Qingqiu lays the trap

“Yep! I didn’t really contribute much though. I’m not exactly a fighter,” Shang Qinghua springs it

Only a few older An Ding disciples and the A Ding Peak Lord were sent to fight. None of them were in Shang Qinghua’s age range. He’s lying. He’s hiding something.

Shen Qingqiu suppresses his smirk

“This was a nice chat, may we meet again on the road I will surely speak with you again,”

And thus began a game of Cat and Mouse. Shen Qingqiu follows Shang Qinghua’s trail, gaining more and more reason for suspicion as he picks up more and more hidden truths from the stories. Shang Qinghua tries to stop dropping secrets, but he genuinely forgets what is and isn’t common knowledge and does so anyway.

This somehow ends in Scumplane

[fl0ffly]

SCUMPLANE YAYA.

SQH can't handle that cake as I do

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Au where there was no system and Shang Qinghua managed to convince everyone that he was a seer

He first got into An Ding, and then he waited for Yue Qi to join the sect. After that he told the An Ding peak lord that he had a dream about Yue Qi choosing a dangerous sword and having to be secluded in a cave.

Of course, he gets yelled at to stop spewing nonsense but when the event actually happens the peak lord remembers and tells Shang Qinghua to keep them updated on any future prophetic dreams.

He didn’t want to say anything that could change the timeline to much so Shang Qinghua’s next prophecy was that a childhood friend of Yue Qi, Shen Jiu, would be joining the sect after the immortal alliance conference. This one he made sure to spread the word of in case the An Ding peak lord decided he wanted to keep Shang Qinghua’s abilities secret

After Shen Jiu joined everyone in An Ding praised Shang Qinghua as a prophet and the word spread quickly. The sect leader ordered everyone to keep quiet about “The Prophet of An Ding” so word didn’t get out to other sects that they had a seer in the sect and Shang Qinghua became head disciple of An Ding.

Shen Jiu thought it was all bullshit. He didn’t believe in prophecies or destiny or any of that. He did low key respect the grift but also hated Shang Qinghua for relying on such dirty tactics (cause he’s a hypocrite) instead of just working harder.

Once he became head disciple and actually got to meet this “prophet” he was initially both repulsed and intrigued by how little confidence and self respect he seemed to have. He was even more intrigued when he saw how Shang Qinghua avoided him like the plague despite apparently “foreseeing” his arrival to the sect.

Shen Jiu found a way to corner him and ask for specifics on that “prophecy” he was in. Not wanting to show his cards to early Shang Qinghua panicked and told him he was going to be named Shen Qingqiu the peak lord of Qing Jing.

Shen Jiu was still very suspicious after that but, just couldn’t rationalize spending so much energy on a grifter that wasn’t on his peak and clearly was to pathetic to be a threat

Then he was declared his Shizun’s successor and given the name Shen Qingqiu and suddenly he was much more interested in that guy who clearly knew his future specifically and had known for a while, despite claiming his prophecies to be vague and rare.

By then Shang Qinghua had made a plan for when Shen Qingqiu cornered him and simply said that there was nothing else about him in the prophecies and promising to keep him updated on the details of any future prophetic dreams. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t waste that kind of opportunity so he dropped the issue (for now)

Shang Qinghua still didn’t want to give up anything that could change the plot before Binghe even arrived so his next prophecy was the vague “fall of Tianlang Jun” (happening very soon) and he told Shen Qingqiu before anyone else and asked for advice.

This made Shen Qingqiu feel actually appreciated for once and although he’d never admit it, he was beginning to like the idea of being a peak lord alongside this guy.

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua was starting to panic because he was starting to really like Shen Qingqiu and he knows that every day that passes they get a step closer to his horrific fate.

He first tried to convince Shen Qingqiu. To be less harsh on his students but there was no way Shen Qingqiu was taking teaching advice from someone who didn’t teach so that blew up immediately.

Then he decided to convince Shen Qingqiu to stop teaching and make his staff do that instead, this was much easier because Shen Qingqiu actually hated teaching. The only hurdle was figuring out who to employ as teachers because Shen Qingqiu trusted very little people with his student’s education.

Shang Qinghua also started giving ominous advice that Shen Qingqiu took seriously because he assumed it was from a vision. The highlights of this advice include: learn how to stop someone else’s qi deviation, don’t coddle Ning Ying Ying to much or she won’t be prepared for the real world, and most importantly, start punishing any bullying you witness.

Then he started warning other peak lords about things, like telling Liu Qingge to check in with Mu Qingfang before attempting any breakthroughs and telling Yue Qingyuan about Sha Hualings attack years in advance.

Then Shen Yuan shows up as a Qing Jing disciple and is like “why is everything going so well? Why is Shen Qingqiu a decent guy?”

Then he starts seeing Shang Qinghua on the peak with his shizun and hearing about Shen Qingqiu going to An Ding as well and is suddenly very concerned that the villains are planning something.

He catches the two of them sitting by a river on Qing Jing and decides to spy on them for information. Binghe is with him at the time and joins in.

Shen Yuan is like “that was just a normal conversation- did Shang Qinghua just say ‘get rect’???”

But Binghe picks up on the homosexual undertones and is like “holy crap the seer is dating my shizun!” Then Shen Yuan goes “SEER???” Because it was kind of an open secret and no one had thought to tell him about it until just then

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Au where Shang Qinghua wrote what he remembered of D&D books into the world of PIDW when he's an outer disciple with more time. Its popular on An Ding for a while before he gets too busy to dm for it and it slowly disappears.

One day some An Ding disciples comes across his old book and goes to him to ask

"Shizun, this game you made... Could you maybe be a dungeon master for some of us...? We're really interested in it!"

Shang Qinghua, who forgot all about it, stares with wide eyes at the book before eagerly snatching it up and agreeing. Of course your shizun will! He hasn't seen this manual in years!! He'll schedule something :D!

A few months later, Shen Qingqiu wanders onto An Ding to chat with Shang Qinghua about something but pauses when he reaches one of the courtyards and hears something.

Getting a little closer, he sees and watches Shang Qinghua, with a group of his little ducklings, eagerly narrating an important story beat, using dramatic voices and hand gestures while he interacts with their characters.

He watches from afar curiously, listening to the story and the voices his strange shidi uses.

Shen Qingqiu wants that. He wants to play that strange game his shidi apparently made. But he doesn't know how to ask. Nor does he believe he'd be allowed to.

But maybe Shang Qinghua notices him when they're finished.

"Ah-! Shen-shixiong how long have you been... Watching me?" He gets embarrassed.

"This shixiong did not know Shidi had time for games." Shen Qingqiu raises a brow over his fan and Shang Qinghua laughs nervously.

"Ah this shidi was just-"

"Hm, shidi needn't get nervous. He is not in trouble with this shixiong, he was simply... Curious about the game."

"Huh? Oh! Shen-shixiong, would you... Like to play with me sometime? Maybe we could gather some hall masters, or other peak lords, or we could go down the mountian to-" He clears his throat. "Or yknow- however you'd be comfortable."

Something something eventually they end up playing with the Jiejie's at the Warm Red Pavilion, with Shang Qinghua once again eagerly doing voices and telling the story, and Shen Qingqiu biting his lip in anger as he realizes he might be falling for his shidi.

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I still love jiuplane dynamics

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I love to The Summer Hikaru Dies-ify my Scumplane

It goes both ways and although the option with Shen Jiu being replaced by Shen Yuan is the angstiest, I also love a good late transmigration Shang Qinghua that only Shen Jiu picks up on

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Everytime I see that someone spam liked my posts I cackle like an evil witch and whisper

“We got another one”

[yamyamguci]

Not a new thing, but i feel very safe in svsss fandom. Wdym i can ship anyone with anyone and there'll be someone shouting from the back row "Yeah! Im in" wdym sj×sy exist? Wdym this fandom has been alive and lively this many years? Wdym we have all these god-written fics? That's crazy