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Sins, murderers/murder porn, Grumps, and gay catboys. Oh I'm Dani by the way. 

[thatsthat24]

Bad Time for Social Anxiety 🔪 (W/ @welcome-to-the-joangle & @jayisjo)

[alexandrias-genesis-evangelion]

I feel this too hard

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[blueroomgamer]

Friend: Hey dude, what kind of music do you listen too?

Me: … It’s complicated …

Friend: Couldn’t be that ba-

[trash-gaylie-moved]

when you’re trying to be calm and reasonable when ur actually mad af

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[pochowek]

remember when lol meant “this brief text isn’t hostile” instead of “this brief text is in fact horrendously hostile and very passive aggressive”

[awwdorables]

[cliffracer]

friend: “i dunno, i just feel like my art is kind of trash, you know?”

me: 

[paprika]

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[tyrantisterror]

Youtube needs a “never recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever again” button.

[dammitkitty]

@ people who play support characters

how????? i just wanna barge in and shoot everyone how can you just stay back and heal?????

[groomp-deactivated20171201]

Bad at aiming

[polishwife]

scared

[aquagrunt]

bad at aiming & scared

[angry-healers]

masochistic

[thebestoftumbling]

[rokk-u]

Steven, age sixteen, during his 'rebellious phase': "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR WHEN TO GO TO BED! I'M LITERALLY MY OWN MOM!"

Also Steven, dragging a blanket up the stairs to his bed: "And what kind of mom would I be if I didn't enforce my bedtime? Goodnight everybody I love you."

[peridonomatopoeia]

GAME. OF. THE. YEAR

[peridonomatopoeia]

I REITERATE

GAME

OF THE

YEAR

[maddymayobsesses]

Writing tip

M-most people don’t t-talk like th-this when they st-stutter from n-nerves.

It’s more…it’s more like going back and…and starting over. Maybe repeating some, some words.

Bonus tip: this is ESPECIALLY true in thoughts. Thoughts are a lot more fluid than speech because there’s no physical barrier to get past when they form into words.

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

Thank you for the tips!

[keyblack-hl]

Stuttering like this is closer to what happens when somebody’s got a speech impediment that makes it difficult for them to form words. It’s not that it doesn’t happen, it’s just that it happens in different circumstances from what people think! Like OP said, somebody who’s got no speech impediment but is stuttering when they’re nervous is gonna sound more like: “I… I don’t… This can’t… No, I-I don’t have ANY idea what’s happening here.” …rather than: “I-I d-don’t have an-ny id-d-dea what’s h-happening here!”

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

first i spin my fidget

then i steal your girl

[paladyke-deactivated20181212]

Then I fidge my spinnit

[vulcandigby-deactivated20180707]

the I spin your girl

[lesbianpeachs]

“Tumblr is a safe getaway from my shitty life” I say to myself as I walk on fucking eggshells to keep from saying something a 14 year old could screenshot out of context and make a call out post for