roller derby friendship is crazy. we beat each other up regularly. body shyness does not exist; you tell me about how you pissed your pants and i tell you about my ass sweat. i trust you with my life. i do not know your first name
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@rollerderbydreamin
roller derby friendship is crazy. we beat each other up regularly. body shyness does not exist; you tell me about how you pissed your pants and i tell you about my ass sweat. i trust you with my life. i do not know your first name
derby friend: yeah it took me like six months to learn the plow stop
me: oh haha. so what was the first stop you learned?
df: the plow stop
m: so how did you sto--
df: i didn't
ROLLER DERBY KISSES, Acrylic on MDF and leather, Riikka Hyvönen
other sports: ohio capybaras vs. manchester cockroaches
roller derby: HELLS INFERNAL BITCH LEGIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS DOOM VS ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLE WHORES
It’s good to be back!!
Photos: Life Thru Argo’s lens
And with that, my 2023 derby season comes to an end
playing roller derby is actually so weird because even though it’s a cool sport i hate having to explain it to a bunch of old ladies who look at me like i’ve murdered their firstborn.
Me: I like to think I’m a good all-rounder
Me jamming:
Bout day
Let’s gooooo
I’ve had 3 hours sleep
Let’s fucking gooooo
I’m late but in honour of Valentine’s Day here’s some sweet and romantic things you can say to your teammates at training:
“You just hit me so hard I think I peed a little”
“You annoy the absolute fuck out of me on track”
“Honestly, your kit doesn’t smell that bad”
National Roller Derby Program (1951)
2011 seems wild 😭😭
Crowd goes wild!!!
I can’t be the only one hoping that after the huge numbers of people taking up skating in lockdown they’re gonna open a shit tonne of roller rinks everywhere in post-covid times 🙏
It happened and now I work at one 🤭
What I say: could you demonstrate that one more time for me, coach?
What I mean: I wasn’t paying attention this entire time but I’ll focus now