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Naomi, aka Mingsty now, cuz that's my dragon name (she/her) 23, pan, a sap, and short as heck. I have an HP blog too: wot-an-idiot

[somekindaspacecadet]

I LOVE THIS SONG

[oncetwiceandoveragain-deactivat]

I’m Gay - Eugene Lee Yang

Basically I’m Gay

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

Happy Pride Month, here’s a goth lesbian wedding

You can find both of these ladies on Instagram at mrsxrebel and terrysuxx

[pinkradical]

Yes that’s the best thing I saw today

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The one thing better than Goth Girlfriends?

GOTH WIVES :D

[femalerappers]

Melissa Arnette Elliott deserves

[bloodytales]

Great review.

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[the-other-greengrass-girl]

this cured my depressive episode

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[distinguishedbaloney]

[minimalmikee]

Remember when you were ignorant and didn’t really know shit about feminism, racism, sexism, transgender issues, gay issues, etc? Remember all the offensive and inaccurate shit you used to say without even knowing you were being offensive? Remember the times you weren’t attacked for being ignorant but instead someone kindly educated you on these matters?

Yea, pass that on.

[darkacademiasuggestions]

be crime, do gay

[elfrooted-archives]

when will video games developers understand that we don’t wanna kill wolves and dogs. we wanna befriend them.

[crabbshaveabs]

Minecraft

[freegucci-deactivated20150516]

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

[twentiesordie]

preach

[star-anise]

Adults:  You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever:  PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

[lemonsharks]

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

[othercat2]

This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.

[knight-of-trash]

Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldn’t get hired because, “They seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldn’t make a good fit in customer service, because they don’t have the patience to wait for us to call them back.”

[lesbiangender-deactivated201908]

Meanwhile I’ve always been taught to do exactly those things because it “shows that you care and take initiative”

[seashellronan]

idk what introvert needs to hear this but please check yourself when ur saying stuf like “staying in your room all weekend by yourself watching netflix is much better than going out and being social” because speaking from experience it’s very easy to confuse being introverted and isolating yourself to cope with anxiety and depression please reach out to your friends and make an effort to live your life and say yes to things, there’s no harm in enjoying your own company but please try to avoid shutting yourself away because you’ve convinced yourself that you’re better alone it’s seriously a recipe for loneliness and will really fuck with your self worth

[jelly-zip]

[anamatics]

They took all the pop music. And made the perfect pop song. I am in awe.

[pansexualflute]

It’s great because the person who made this is really talented, but it also acts as commentary on how interchangeable songs in a given genre (especially pop) are.

[shorm]

It… really doesn’t. This doesn’t follow standard chord progressions, they’re not all in the same key or tempo (that’s all been altered), and this is a genuinely new melody (and set of lyrics) pieced together from pieces. 

Calling this a commentary on how ~modern music is all interchangeable~ really just downplays the talent you’re talking about in the first part of that sentence.

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

im a mashup bastard and i love mashups!

[oiltipped]

reblog this and tag the most memorable way you lost one of your baby teeth

[bakugou-klancey-lance]

Tied string around my tooth and a door knob and slammed the door shut 😂

[katlouq]

Was eating cake, thought what I was trying to chew was a hard lump of icing. Spat it out to see what it was. Yep, it was my tooth. Didn’t even realise it had come out

[skiesnsun]

Acidentally wacked out with a hat

[katlouq]

Nice 😂

[ihavesoldmysoultobands]

I wacked one out with a hola-hoop

[clearlyademigod]

I was eating bread at 11pm

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Swallowed it after eating a rice cake

See also: lost it in fucking ice cream

[iwillstabyou37times]

My older brother was pretending to choke me and proceeded to scream and gag when it fell out of my mouth and hit his arm

[romantic-fist-fight]

I bit a pillow out of anger with my parents when I was 7

[constant-diablerie]

i went to the dentist to get it pulled and i said, “no give me ten minutes” and proceeded to try to yank it out on my own. got it with 2 minutes left on the clock.

[captin-owl]

It was drummed out of me

[potter-mcgee]

grandparents were babysitting and my brother head butted it out of me. grandparents had drunk a bottle of wine by this point and couldn’t give less of a shit

[hillnerd]

In a bouncey house. Got caught on the rope siding. They had to evacuate the house. Tooth never found. But the little mouse still have me my money! 😄 (In Mexico it’s a mouse instead of the tooth fairy. You leave him a glass of water.)

[the-ginger-muggle]

Ate an apple: tooth stayed in.

Ate a soft jelly sandwich: tooth came out in the bread.

[cheezit-reality]

Sister yanked tooth that was definitely not ready to come out when I was trying to blow up a balloon animal.................then proceeded to call me toofless for YEARS (even after adult tooth had grown in).

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[rodnt]

*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me

[xgoblim-deactivated20210417]

this is such a sad reality omg

[joeblackburn83]

*A woman walks past me and a group of my friends* wow i wonder why she’s looking a the ground. I bet she’s deep in thought. I wonder what She’s thinking about. She’s so pretty. I bet she’d reject me if i talked to her. I want to talk to her. I want to talk to her. I should talk to her. I’m not going to talk to her. Wow I’ve been starring at her for like a minute. She’s probably creeped the fuck out. I wish i wasn’t so fucking creepy. Why dont woman like me. Why don’t woman like me. Why don’t women like me. *Has a small panic attack* I’ll never find love. I’ll never find love. I dont deserve love. I want to use. I want to drink.

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]