In Way Too Deep

All the things I probably won’t say out loud

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sapphireclaw]

Oh my god Chloe you’re right and you should say it

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Fun fact: Victor Gruen, the “inventor” of the modern shopping mall, wanted his malls to be full of apartments, schools, medical facilities, and indoor parks in addition to the stores, so people could live, work, and shop under one roof. This never happened and instead all the space was used for stores, something that he hated. 

It’s not just a case of ‘hey it would be easy to repurpose all this space’, malls were originally designed to be living centers and it wouldn’t take that much tweaking to bring them back to it.

[siderealsandman]

“I am often called the father of the shopping mall,” he once said, reflecting on his career two years before his death in 1978. “I would like to take this opportunity to disclaim paternity once and for all. I refuse to pay alimony to those bastard developments. They destroyed our cities.”

[sadhopz]

"when archeologists find your body theyll call you a MAN not a WOMAN" actually theyll be too busy thinking about how fucking hot i was because my bones/skeletons are that fucking good. theyre gonna want me so bad

[meatsherbert]

actually i think a lot of trans people need to see this if its something really worrisome for them

[mrs-sylus-sweetie]

A 1000 yr old skeleton was found in Finland that scientists/archaeologists say was a non-binary person. They were buried with both feminine and masculine artifacts and appeared to be a high ranking individual in their community. When humans are discovered yeeeeeeeeeeeeears after us, the archaeologists will looking at the artifacts they were buried with, the burial clothing, ect.

1,000-year-old skeleton may have been non-binary medieval warrior, say archaeologists

A 1,000-year-old skeleton that has baffled scientists for decades may have been a non-binary medieval warrior, according to new analysis. In

[captain-snark]

i dont know what TERF needs to hear this but when us trans people are skeletons being dug up in a thousand years you will also be just as dead and just as insignificant as you are now. Hope that helps.

[naamahdarling]

I plan on being cremated.

Let's see you gender FIRE, motherfuckers.

[azzandra]

I was thinking about that observation about how, in the Glass Onion, during the arrival at the dock, you can immediately see what kind of person each character is by their mask.

And from there I thought, Glass Onion is a period piece. It exists just as vividly in its 2020 context as Sherlock Holmes inhabits the Victorian era, or just as Poirot stories span the middle part of the 20th century.

And I hope Benoit Blanc becomes just as much a fixture of the 21st century detective genre as his predecessors.

[kaijuno]

Fluffy baby goes on adventures 🥹🥹🥹

[trekkele]

A list of theories as to why Martha Wayne’s Pearls scattered Like That, despite the fact that real pearls are knotted individually on the strand to prevent Precisely That Sort Of Thing from happening [incomplete]:

One: Martha chose not to wear her real pearls to the theatre that night, as it was a night where there was no one to impress. The string snapped because the pearls were not real, and Martha died for a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Two: The Pearls, upon understanding this was a symbolic moment in at least one Wayne’s future [and two Wayne’s end], chose to disregard their quality for the sake of a Dramatic Tableau.

Three: no more then three pearls ever snapped off the strand, but to a boy watching his mother choke on her own blood, gasping his name into the suddenly silent night, three pearls was enough.

Four: an opportunistic officer slipped the pearls off Marthas neck as she was loaded into the morgue van, figuring Bruce would not have the wherewithal to miss them. The pearls were subsequently reported as lost, having probably rolled down the drain in the following chaos. Only three were ever recovered, having become stuck in the puddle of blood that was under Martha Wayne’s head.

Five: the pearls, a set Thomas Wayne picked up as an engagement gift and a promise when Wayne industries was collapsing and his fortune nonexistent, were fake, and Martha adored them far more then any of the expensive jewels he was eventually able to afford. She made a habit of wearing them on family outings. Martha died for the sentimental value of a $100 set you could pick up at Macy’s.

Six: the pearls where not real. Martha was wearing diamonds that night. Bone, when exposed to moonlight and the horrified tears of an eight year old, shines like pearls. 

[a-really-big-cat]

OP how could you

[iconuk01]

Seven: Yes they're cheap paste, with no knotting in the thread, but they were a surprise present to Martha from Bruce (that he earned the allowance to pay for by helping out Alfred around the house and was his first "real job") and he was very proud that she chose to wear them on their "fancy night out" (Because what mother worthy of the name wouldn't smilingly wear the present from their son on their night out over the real pearls she has?).

And if you think that Bruce hasn't been consumed by guilt from the moment the mugger demanded she "hand over the pearls" then you haven't been paying attention.

[radiofreederry]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[malibudarby87]

Fresh Noods

[radiofreederry]

Note on statistics: this means 75% don’t regret it!

[futureevilscientist]

fucking propaganda

[facsimilnym]

It’s even better than it looks because it’s only counting “people who are currently unemployed”-- everyone who resigned and found a better job they’re happy at aren’t included, and 75% of people who quit with no safety net still don’t regret it

lol, lmao

[jewtea]

I'm appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

[wyrmwizard]

[queerteakeyboard]

Ghibli films be like maybe the real hero was public transport

[anxietyproblem]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[meunomeeestrela]

[orgismenh]

πραγματικά εγώ

[emotion-deluxe]

SO true

[mutant-distraction]

[tlirsgender]

Everybody's masc until girls just wanna have fun comes on

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[drag-on-dra-goon]