"It's not a phase, mom!"

[all-about-kyu]

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑬𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ▸ You run an nsfw stan account where you openly thirst after Seonghwa. But he’s an idol he’ll never know what you’re tweeting about him.

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ ▸ smut, crack, smau

ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ ▸ R 18+

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ ▸ Seonghwa x fem!reader

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ ▸ very mature themes, crude humor, language, explicit smut, pet names

ꜱᴍᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ ▸ fingering, dirty talk, hickies, unprotected sex, hair pulling, slight breeding kink, daddy kink, aftercare

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ▸ 3.5k

You and Danbi have been wandering around Gangnam for a little bit now. It was nice, it wasn’t often that you got to hang out with her. She’s been ridiculously busy recently with her university assignments and her job. As much as you love hanging out with her you were far more focused on seeing if Seonghwa was around yet or not. Danbi had dragged you into a clothing shop she was dying to go to. She’s always had a very specific aesthetic she dresses in and that shop specifically caters exactly to her aesthetic. You kept checking your phone for any updates via text or twitter regarding whether or not Seonghwa was on his way or not, but nothing showed up at all. You sat on a couch outside the dressing room Danbi was in, you scrolled through your phone waiting for her to show you whatever she had chosen to try on this time.

“So what’s up with you and that boy on twitter?” she asks through the door.

“Hmm?” you respond, “Oh, Hwa? I’m not totally sure but we’re having fun.”

Yeah, it’s a bit of a lie but you couldn’t tell her that you’re basically dating Seonghwa. She’s your best friend but you can never be sure what would happen if you said you were sexting Seonghwa, the actual idol Seonghwa. You hear her make a dissatisfied noise on the other side of the door.

“This dress looked so good on the rack but it looks horrible on me.” you can practically hear her pouting.

A moment later she walks out of the stall in her own clothing and offhandedly comments that she won’t buy anything today. You started wandering around the area again and grabbed some street food during the walk. Suddenly Danbi started choking. You turn to her with wide eyes, quickly checking to see if she’s okay. The moment she catches her breath she starts stuttering and is not sure how to talk properly.

“Don’t look now but I think that Seonghwa is walking around behind you.” she finally blurts out.

“What?” you gasp and quickly turn around.

“I told you not to look!” she scolds, “You’ll collapse the moment he looks over here and you know it.”

5:39pm

Hey you look pretty hot over there with your skinny jeans and hoodie ;)

You hardly hear her though, you whip your phone out and text him. The minute your text goes through you see him take his phone out and smile at it. Danbi looks at you baffled that the minute you took your phone out he did too. You don’t care in the slightest that she might be getting suspicious of what’s happening. He’s right there and you can finally see him in person. When he finally sees you and smirks, you can feel the heat of a blush run across your face and neck.

“I-is he coming over here?” Danbi asks, slightly panicked over your shoulder.

You don’t respond, your eyes stay trained on Seonghwa who started walking to the pair of you. You break from your zoned in state though and realize your friend is probably very confused slightly behind you.

“Remember that Hongjoong stan account I interact with a lot?” you smirk, eyes staying on Seonghwa despite talking to Danbi, she hums in response, “You’ll never guess who the boy behind the account is.”

“There’s no fucking way.” she gasps, “You’re hooking up with Seonghwa?”

“Not yet, definitely soon though.” you comment.

Not much later Seonghwa finally makes it through the crowd to where you were standing. Danbi seems like she’ll collapse any moment from pure shock. You can hardly see his face with it covered by a mask and his hood pulled up most of the way. He’s still breathtaking though, his hair is still black and falling down in his face. In all the photos you’ve seen of him, nothing compares to having him stand right in front of you. But him standing here also puts into perspective just how tall he is compared to you.

“See I knew you’d dress pretty. It’s like I know you or something.” he teases as the first thing he has ever said to you in person. You can’t seem to find the words to respond, you open your mouth trying to find a smart remark in return, but your brain is completely blank. He chuckles slightly before speaking again. “Hi Danbi, I’m sure we’ve had a few interactions before. It’s nice to see that you’re not a stalker either.” he teases again, “Also, I hope you don’t mind, I sent Mingi your account, he’s um…” he thinks how to phrase his thought, “looking for someone. Let’s put it that way.”

“M-mine?” Danbi stutters.

Seonghwa nods and turns back to you, you shrink slightly under the gaze he was giving you. You aren’t sure how to react so you do what you’ve done the entire time you’ve talked to him (even before you knew it was him).

“If you keep staring at me much longer you might as well kiss me.” you sass.

He smirks at you, “Don’t worry, princess, I will.”

Heat floods your body when you hear his response. Danbi doesn’t know how to react to the situation. She starts giggling like she always does when she doesn’t know how to react. You hardly register her giggles though again and hold your eye contact with Seonghwa. You start feeling your blush grow hotter on your face, you can’t handle holding eye contact any longer. You finally turn back to face Danbi and she can already see in your face what you’re going to say.

“Go, have fun. It’s not every day you have the chance to sleep with your celebrity crush.” she winks at you, before you can even respond she wanders off with a comment that she wants to hear about it in the morning.

There you are, in the middle of a crowded square, Seonghwa still right in front of you. You had no idea how to act now. You had been so confident over text but now that you were in person suddenly you didn’t know how to speak. Though, you are aware that he is a public figure and the last thing you want is to get him in a scandal for being seen with you.

“Do,” you pause for a moment, “Do you want to get out of here?”

“Straight to the point I see.” he teases again.

“Do you always have to tease me?” you whine, “You know what I meant.”

“Do you dare return to the dorm with me, or would you like to go back to yours?”

You look at him trying to see if you could find if he had a preference from just the little bit of his face that you could see. It’s clear that he really just wants to know your genuine preference, “Let’s go to mine, I don’t know if I can handle meeting everyone yet. I don’t need to know you guys personally to know everyone is loud and chaotic there.”

“Lead the way princess.” he smirks behind his mask.

The minute you get into your car you have the realization that you never really straightened up before going out. You hadn’t expected to bring someone home with you, let alone Seonghwa. You probably should’ve though, considering how you’ve been talking the past month or so. You try to warn him on the drive back that it wasn’t the tidiest in your home but he seemed to not care. It shocked you to hear him say that, considering how you’ve heard the others talk about his cleaning regiment around the dorm. The majority of the drive was rather quiet, Seonghwa couldn’t help himself of course and made a comment that made you blush ridiculously hot.

“You know, you look really pretty tonight,” he sighs when he sits in the passenger seat, “and seeing you drive while looking so pretty. Who knows what I’ll do when we get back to your place.”

You don’t respond to his comment, completely unsure how to react, he chuckles knowing exactly why he didn’t get an answer though. He ends up humming to the radio absentmindedly the rest of the drive. His hand did find its way over to your thigh and rested there for a while before he realized that you were starting to be affected by the touch. It luckily isn’t a long drive and you arrive at your apartment complex rather quickly. He keeps his hood up and mask on trying his best to conceal his identity until you were behind the safety of your apartment door. The minute you step foot into the small studio though he throws his mask off to the side. It lands on your arm chair but he doesn’t seem to care where it lands. His hood follows next and he runs his fingers through his hair. You unintentionally stare at him as he does so and you get caught in the action. He just smirks at you though and steps closer when he finishes playing with his hair. You stay rooted in your place feeling ridiculously little under his gaze. He brings one hand up to wrap around your waist and you gulp not expecting him to be so forward.

“You know, I meant what I said earlier.” he near-whispers.

“What thing you said earlier?” you ask quietly.

“You look absolutely beautiful. I’ve been dying to meet you in person for a while now, and now that I have you in front of me, I don’t think I’ll ever want to let you out of my sight again.”

Your hands move to rest against his chest, “Eventually you will have to look away though, you do have a career to worry about too.” you tease, playing with the strings of his hoodie.

“Hmm,” he hums in return, ready to continue the banter, “doesn’t stop me from imagining it when I can’t have the pleasure of looking at you.” his grip on your waist tightens slightly, his free hand coming up to push a piece of hair out of your face. “Do you know how much I’m holding back right now?”

“Don’t.” you breathe out, your eyes fixated on his lips, “Don’t hold back, we’ve done that long enough.”

He doesn’t say another word, the hand that had fixed your hair cupped your face, his lips were on yours a moment later. You make a slight noise due to being caught slightly off guard despite essentially telling him to kiss you. Your hands smooth over his hoodie and wrap around his neck, your fingers thread into his hair. You give an experimental tug at the locks and he sighs against your lips. You can feel him smile into the kiss and start nipping at your lower lip. You quickly give him access and feel his hand move from your face down to meet the other one around your waist. He tugs you closer to him as you stand there making out in the middle of your living room. Your hands wander down his sides and find their way under the hem of his hoodie and shirt. He jumps slightly and comments how cold your hands are against his skin. You can feel his member growing in his pants against your body. You barely make a comment when you pull away from the heated kiss. Dragging him back to your bedroom you both knew what was about to happen and you couldn’t be more excited.

“Baby,” he rasps, the way he calls you that name makes you melt slightly, “complete disclosure it’s been a while since I last was with someone. What’s on the table and what’s not.”

“Hwa, you said you’ve been looking at my twitter for a while. You know damn well anything’s on the table when it comes to you.”

“But for our first time?” he asks, lining kisses down your neck.

“Anything you want. Just please fuck me already.” you whine when he starts leaving marks behind.

Within moments you’re on your bed with him over you. His clothing is gone from his upper half and you’re completely bare. His fingers gently run through your folds, he purposely avoids your clit just to hear you whine more and maneuver yourself to get his touch where you want it. You’re practically dripping onto your sheets so desperate for more. Your brain can hardly comprehend that Seonghwa is the one touching you, it's so clouded with pleasure and want that you can barely form proper sentences already.

“You’re so wet princess, you really meant it when you said I could do anything and it would be okay.” he teases, “I’m hardly touching you and you’re dripping.”

You just whine again and finally he dips his fingers inside you. You let out a broken sound when he starts moving his fingers slowly inside you. His thumb finds your clit and you moan, you throw a hand over your mouth trying to mute yourself but he stops you. His other hand grabs your hand and weaves your fingers with his.

“Don’t you fucking dare hide those pretty noises. I’ve heard them in those pretty audio messages you’ve sent me, and I’ll be damned if I can’t hear them now.” he practically growls.

His fingers thrust into you faster and harder and his thumb moves in faster circles over your clit. You can feel your orgasm build in your lower belly like a fire. Moans fly free from your lips with no shame. You can’t even warn him when your orgasm finally washes over you. Your thighs convulse and you clench around his digits. You hardly recover from your orgasm when you notice that the man in front of you is now completely naked too. You let out a noise in appreciation and he chuckles lowly before moving to cage you below him. His lips find yours again and you immediately root your fingers in his hair again holding him there as you kiss.

“Princess,” he breathes between kisses, “do you want protection? I’m clean, I promise, it’s whatever you’re comfortable with.”

“If you don’t fuck me right now I’ll do it myself.” you give an empty threat.

His kisses move down your neck again leaving marks and wet spots in his wake as he eases himself into you. You gasp when you feel him finally fill you combine with the wet kisses against your neck. He doesn’t move for a few moments just to be sure you’re okay, you tug at his hair again and hear him groan at the feeling. He starts moving slowly letting out a shaky breath at the feeling. It doesn’t take long for his pace to pick up and let his own noises out, creating a harmony of moans in the open air. You can feel another orgasm building slowly until it suddenly dissipates when he pulls out of you. He pulls his face away from your neck finally ending his assault on the area before giggling at your pout.

“I want to fuck you from behind, pretty.” he says in a rather sweet tone, “Could you get on your hands and knees for me?”

You scramble into the position he requests, your hair falling in your face as you do so. He thrusts back into you not even a moment later. His pace is hard and fast, completely unlike how it had been a mere few moments ago. One hand rests on your hip, steadying himself behind you. His other hand though, runs up your back and his fingers find their way into your hair this time and tug at the handful. You let out a high whimper at the feeling and he tugs harder.

“Aww, princess, you sound so cute like this.” he punctuates his comment with a hard thrust, “I can’t wait to try out so many things with you. Right now though,” he tugs you so your back was against his chest, “I bet you want me to fuck you full. You’d like that wouldn’t you, angel?”

You can hardly answer him, “Hwa, please, I want it so bad.”

“What did you just call me?” he practically growls.

“Fuck,” you moan when you feel his grip on your hair tighten again, “daddy, fuck, I want you to so bad.”

He chuckles right by your ear, making goosebumps rise on the skin where his breath hits. His thrusts somehow get more intense when he hears your response. He turns your head to face his and pulls you into a lust filled kiss. Between the atmosphere of the room and how he’s treating you, your second orgasm builds and tumbles over you. Your walls flutter around him and you moan into the kiss shamelessly. Your orgasm triggers his and he cums deep inside you with a particularly hard thrust.

He lays both of you back against the mattress in a comfortable position. He holds you close to him for a few moments praising you and telling you how good you did. He only separates from you when you let him know you’re okay. You tell him where your bathroom is and he returns a few moments later with a damp rag to help you clean up. The moment he makes sure you’re properly cleaned up and comfy again he climbs back into your bed and cuddles close to you. Conversation flows easily through your sleepy state and you eventually fall asleep using his pillow as a chest. As you feel yourself starting to drift though, you hear him gently tell you to get some sleep and that he would be right there when you wake up.

When you do finally wake up again you find him still in bed with you. Your head still pillowed on his bare chest, his arms still tightly wrapped around you even in his sleep. You lean your face up slightly and kiss the underside of his jaw. He groans slightly due to the disturbance of his sleep. When he peeks his eyes open finally he smiles though.

“Good morning, princess. I told you I’d be here when you woke up.” he giggles, his voice gravelly from sleep. It may be one of the hottest sounds you’ve ever heard (other than the sounds he was making last night).

“I never doubted you.” you smile back, cuddling impossibly closer to him.

Just when the moment feels comfortable his phone starts vibrating aggressively with an incoming call. He groans and rolls over to grab his phone from the end table closest to him. You see a bad picture of Hongjoong on the screen clearly telling you that he was trying to call the older man. Seonghwa sighs before answering the call.

“What Joong?” annoyance evident in his voice. You can hear Hongjoong slightly panicked on the other side of the phone but can’t really tell what he’s saying. Seonghwa tells him that he’s with you and safe.

“You need to get back to the dorm, like right now.” you clearly hear Hongjoong scold his friend through the phone.

“Okay, okay, let me get dressed and ready and I’ll be on my way.” he sighs, before hanging up, “Baby, are you able to drive me to the dorm? I don’t really want to deal with a taxi right now but if you can’t I can deal with it.”

“That completely depends on if I can walk or not.” you chuckle.

Luckily you’re able to walk, of course a slight limp that Seonghwa teased you about. You found an extra toothbrush in your bathroom closet and you both got ready for the drive over to his dorm. He gave you his hoodie to wear to hide all the hickies on your neck just in case paparazzis did manage to see you with him. You had no plans of getting out of the car when you dropped him off but if he needed you to, there was no question about going in with him. Even if you aren’t fully ready to meet the other members yet, you’d do anything for him.

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ʙᴜʏ ᴀ ᴋᴏꜰɪ

[rollingrollingrollinghiills]

i love u so much

pls dick me down rn

[absentcaryatid]

The Quest To Fit Yunho

An ATEEZ fanfic by AbsentCaryatid

319 words, Content note: gender neutral reader, size references, hands

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“My boyfriend, he’s big,” you confessed in a whisper.

The woman you were speaking to encouraged you to tell more. “Go on, what else?”

Keeping your voice low, you added, “Well, Yunho’s fingers, they are so large. It is a tough fit. Sometimes the stretch is too much.”

She gave a sympathetic nod, “I see.”

“I want to succeed where his previous partners have failed. He just wants to be able to slide his fingers in with ease. It seems like such a simple thing that would make him so happy but I need help.” A sad look crossed your face. Pleasing your boyfriend meant the world to you and this was something you had been trying to solve for quite a while now.

The lady was reassuring. “Maybe they gave up too soon. I believe I can be of assistance.” You smiled gratefully hoping there was a solution after so many attempts and false leads. “No matter his size, we do have models to fit in many colors,” she continued. “Let me bring you the extra-large range and you will be able to take something home for him today.”

“Thank you so much,” you gushed, “Yunho will be thrilled when he opens his present. He has always spoken of wanting driving gloves but nothing at the market stalls ever fit. Driving gives him so much pleasure but in these colder months he complains. As often as he praises the seat warmer, he wishes the steering wheel had the same feature.”

The saleswoman beamed behind her counter, pleased to have helped. “It is a good thing you came to this department store then, isn’t it? Once you decide on a pair I will wrap them for you.”

Purchase complete, you headed home smiling to yourself knowing how thrilled Yunho would be slipping on the first pair of gloves that actually might fit since reaching adulthood.

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[multifanbisexual]

black hair yunho comeback got me arching my back

had to add the bonus clip bc it's a rare occasion that we hear ateez cuss

said it with his WHOLE chest

also DO NOT ignore how delicious his hands look

his voice is literally golden omlllll

[hwa-whiskers]

RE-UPLOAD: The Seonghwa Asmr Video that was taken down. (Late Nights With Seonghwa)

It is 18+ so please don’t listen if you don’t like.

[atozfic]

head full, many thoughts on writing one of those fics where the reader is an innocent virgin and turns to bff!san, who has a reputation of being a flirt/fuckboy, to take her virginity and teach her how to be good at sex.

only, all the rumours about san are false and he's also a virgin.

[songmingisthighs]

what do you think mnet bribed ateez with to agree to persuade people to be vegan a day a week ?

Y'ALL KNOW THEY'RE ANTI VEGGIES

KQ RAISED THEM TO BE CARNIVORES AND I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE SOME SORT OF BRIBERY DIDN'T HAPPEN

[all-about-kyu]

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑻𝒘𝒐

ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ▸ You run an nsfw stan account where you openly thirst after Seonghwa. But he’s an idol he’ll never know what you’re tweeting about him.

ɢᴇɴʀᴇ ▸ fluff, crack, suggestive/smut

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ ▸ Seonghwa x fem!reader

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ ▸ mature themes, crude humor, language

ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ▸ ɴᴇxᴛ

ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

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[all-about-kyu]

𖧧 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒖𝒑𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆 ▸ 10/26/21

𖧧 𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 ▸ You run a nsfw stan account where you openly thirst over Seonghwa. But he’s an idol, he’ll never know what you’re tweeting about him.

𖧧 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆 ▸ smau, crack, suggestive/smut

𖧧 𝑷𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 ▸ Seonghwa x fem!reader

𖧧 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 ▸ mature themes, crude humor, language

𖧧 𝑵𝒐𝒕𝒆 ▸ by nature this au is mature so I ask that minors please not interact with this

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𝑪𝑶𝑷𝒀𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑭𝑳𝑶𝑾𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑶𝒀𝑲𝑼𝑵 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏© 𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑹𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑫

[all-about-kyu]

𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔

Genre: crack, suggestive/smut

Summary: You run an nsfw stan account where you openly thirst after Seonghwa. But he’s an idol he’ll never know what you’re tweeting about him.

Pairing: Seonghwa x fem!reader

Warnings: mature themes, crude humor, language

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[actuallythatwaspromise]

How to summon Ateez

All members-

Place an item out to represent each member. Start aggressively hitting the woah in the center while shouting “eight makes one team”. Wait 24 hours then scream “Ateez Present” into your mirror. They should appear.

Hongjoong-

Play Havana by Camila Cabello. Maybe lay out a pair of white shoes and paint. He might customize it for you. Definitely lay out something with minions. The Korean Big Minion is a quick one. You might not actually be able to see him.

Seonghwa (credit to this anon)-

Summoning a seonghwa is the easiest. You have to get a strawberry Frappuccino from Starbucks, go to a mirror and say “Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa, Seonghwa Oppa” He should be in your bed in a few minutes. But if your room is messy he wont stay long or might start aggressively cleaning, depending on how much he likes you.

Yunho-

Place down the Harry Potter book series and chant “Wingardium Leviosa”. Make sure you have chips as an offering. He will be hungry when he arrives. It will also help if you dress up as Spiderman. It will be less likely that he gets scared away. This ritual only works once. So use it wisely.

Yeosang-

Start by flying a drone in an infinity sign over your head. After doing that for about 5 minutes, start skateboarding around the room. At this point, Yeosang should arrive. If not, play video games. He will stay with you and play a few rounds. If you have chicken, he may stay longer.

San (credit to this anon)-

Have a picture of Wooyoung’s butt and thighs, plushies, and some “oh yes” snacks. Adding a Yogurt Smoothie and/or chocolate ice cream may increase the chances of this working. San will appear in the middle of the night and caress you arm. If you wake up with a purple heart sticker on you, it worked. Once summoned, he can freely visit you.

Mingi-

Scream “Fix on” 8 times into the mirror. Light a candle and blow it out. Legend says that you will hear the words “fix on” echoed back. That’s how you know it worked.

Wooyoung-

Have a picture of San, any BTS album, and meat. Lay those out overnight. If you set up a camera, you might see a figure dancing in the dark. If you hear Elmo laugh, it’s not Elmo, it’s Wooyoung. He will be more likely to visit again if you get up and dance with him. He especially likes “fake love.”

Jongho-

Lay out an apple, a monsta x light stick, and a bruno mars album (just playing the song will work too). You might not get to see him but the more powerful the items, the higher chance you will get to see him. Jongho will split the apple and leave you a gift of a photo card of himself. If you are lucky, he may leave an Ateez lightstick as a replacement for the Monsta X one. If he doesn’t like you, he might just take it.

Good luck Atiny. Practice safe summoning and always wear Ateez merch. They will not attack Atiny but they do take down Antis and Solo Stans.

A/N: On my masterlist (the bottom), there are videos on summoning Ateez

[sojuseoltang]

THE FACT THAT I WROTE MONSTERCOCK!YUNHO PURELY OFF OF HIS ENERGY, BACK WHEN I WASNT EVEN THAT INTO ATEEZ AND NOW COME TO FIND OUT THERES ACTUALLY PROOF LIKE PICS AND VIDS OF HIS HUGE D1CK PRINT LIKE 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏 APPARENTLY I HAVE A HUGE-SCHLONG-DAR IM FUCKJFING UNSTOPPABLE

[choisanii]

wooyoung: i hate san :// san: watch your mouth 🔪🔪🔪

[lovesanmotion]

ATEEZ reacts: the morning after a one night stand

🌻 From the 1k follower flower picnic

taglist: @yunhobabygurl @atiny-chocolate-chip @jaytheloml @yunhoandonly

Hongjoong:

Wouldn't be able to remember you. All he remembers was that he was drinking with a couple of friends, having a good time and drinking here and there. And really was not expecting to wake up with a random stranger beside him, butt naked in bed. He tries to ram his head further to remember you, until the light on top of his head shined. You were the friend that Wooyoung was introducing to him and got along well in the party because your common love for the same artists you listen to.

Hongjoong would try to diffuse the tension - asking you if you've slept well and if you wanted to have breakfast with him. Although he would rather much go back to the studio to finish what he was working on, he would grab this opportunity to know more about you.

Seonghwa:

If you ever try to get up slowly and get away from him, you can't. Seonghwa would wrap his arms around your naked frame tightly and pull you back closer to him. A raspy "good morning" and "did you sleep well?" will be coming from him and you swore you felt your insides melting at how hot his voice sounded.

Seonghwa would want to lay down in bed with you more before he gets up to make breakfast. Before parting, he'd ask if it was okay to exchange contact numbers with you. Wanting to keep in touch with you after what happened that night.

Yunho:

As soon as you wake up, Yunho is already gone. An early riser he is. In Yunho's defense, he thought you looked peaceful while you sleep, and he would hate himself for waking you up so early in the morning. Thus why he didn't wake you up earlier.

But Yunho hopes that one day, you two would cross path again.

Yeosang:

Would try his best to socialize with you as he wakes up. He felt like it would rude of him just leaving you alone. And that's why he's trying his best to talk to you, know more about you and what you do.

It would concern you how he kept eating chicken. And you'd have to remind him to eat more vegetables. However, you ended up laughing at his reaction.

San:

He would still be asleep by the time you wake up and that would be around almost or exactly noon time. But even when San already wakes up, he'd want to lay down in bed with you more. He already feels attached to you, knows your soft spots, what turns you on, what you sound like in bed. Heck even the sound of your moan, it will be very hard for him to forget all about those.

San would want to keep seeing you. And after a few dates, would properly ask you to date him.

Mingi:

This boy would fall in love with you. His vulnerability was already exposed to you the night before, and now the morning after, he'd want nothing more but to be with you. Mingi would shower you with kisses while his arms are wrapped tightly around your waist, your back pressed against his chest.

Wooyoung:

What's happened, happened. Wooyoung wouldn't quickly fall for someone just like that. And when he wakes up, he'd bring in / make breakfast and then bolt off to where he has to be. Wooyoung isn't someone who'd fall for anyone that fast. To be honest, he'd be one of the members who would be a tough one to crack or figure out.

Jongho:

This kind of situation would never happen to him. Jongho would be sober and be that one member who would help his members get inside the dorm logdings safely, holding them up by their shoulders or one arm around his shoulders as he takes them back to the dorms.

[babyteez]

ATEEZ replying to,

"Does your man really let you dress like that?!"

A/n: requests and asks are open ~

[hongism]

sugar - j.yh // 01

♡ summary; out of desperation to finance your final year of nursing school, you sign up for what they described as a “desire for hire” website (a little gross and slightly vulgar, but you digress). what you don’t expect is a human-shaped cupcake who doesn’t know the meaning of sugar daddy

masterlist

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a/n from caly & poppy (@choijjongho): we’re so so excited for you guys to read! who’s ur fav so far and why is it hongjoong. (even if u say it isn’t hongjoong, it’s hongjoong)

*pictures used for profile pictures and headers do not belong to us!*

taglist - @xhjnas @babybinnyboy-main @choozari @perfectlysane24 @1994ljh @sapantha29 @marsophilia @earth-to-leiki @racheloveyunho @johnnys-keratin-bonds @cest-la-tae @mellyteddy 

[hongism]

things hongjoong is incredibly hot and respectable for:

saying he would shave his head bald if he wanted to and atiny would have to deal with it after seonghwa kept apologizing for not doing what atinys wanted with his hair

saying ‘i can’t meet atiny as pig hongjoong’ after wooyoung mentioned atinys constantly calling him a pig on universe

when a person on his vlive kept commenting ‘yeosang is ugly’ and hongjoong directly called them out and said ‘i think this person knows that’s not true. the reason i decided to react to that comment even though it’s unnecessary is that sometimes i look at yeosang these days and just think “he’s handsome”’

composing, producing, singing, dancing, rapping, writing his lyrics, writing and producing at least 40 songs in predebut period alone

rainbow hair during the first week of pride month at the kingdom finale

saying he draws inspiration from his lgbt fans

the iconic “i look at a person’s feel first when i meet them be it boy or girl “oh this is the kind of person they are” so i don’t really have an ideal type”

numb cover.

wearing a half skirt during inception promotions bc he thought the way it moved while he was dancing was pretty

painting his nails in support of the polished man campaign

painting his nails for literally any other erason too

designing and drawing his own tattoo with a deep and special meaning to it that’s so uniquely hongjoong it hurts

saying he prefers a love that springs forward slowly like water

the sheer range of his taste in music

simply being the best possible captain and leader ateez could ever have