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                     Indie Oracle focused Barbara Gordon

[rollingthundernet-blog]

@cantgoanyfaster

          Babs doesn’t say anything, she just grins as she enjoys the view from the kitchen. She’s supposed to be doing something other than just sitting there, right?

[rollingthundernet-blog]

@bluerbeetle

          “I know, right? I kind of want to go get some. Right now.”

[canary-noirarchive-deactivated2]

“I guess that works too.”

“You show the boy wonder up recently?  Or is he just still mooning over you from before?”

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          “Not recently, and lord I hope he’s not. You’d think he’d be over that by now.”

[rpstarterandaskmemes]

‘Parks and Recreation’ Starter Sentence Meme

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me. 

You’re very lonely and you need a pet.

I AM NOT CRYING, OK? I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!

That woman really knows her way around a penis.

Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

I’ll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don’t worry, it’s not gay.

I’m going to outlive you and then I’m going to nail your wife.

You’re right, it’s your life, get as many eagles as you want.

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances.

I know _____ seems scary, but really she’s just a manipulative, psychotic, library book pedalling, sex crazed she-demon.

Last night I faked four out of the seven.

There are two things I know about white people. They love Rachael Ray. And they are terrified of curses.

S/he’s mad at you because you said ‘awesomesauce’ instead of ‘I love you too.’

I do love you, you know.

Now you have deprived everyone of cake!

I guess I kinda see why s/he would marry her/him.

I’m not interested in caring about people.

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.

I love games that turn people against each other.

Treat yo self.

My instinct is to be mean to you.

This seems like a hug moment!

You had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing! 

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 minutes.

[rollingthundernet-blog]

@canary-noir

          Babs snorted, shaking her head. “I was thinking more about Dick and me.”

[rollingthundernet-blog]

@xmarksthescott

          “I feel like two thirds of my life is taken up by paperwork anymore.”

[rollingthundernet-blog]

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Can you be anymore obvious?"

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Like you even care."

"Little too late, don't you think?"

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Obviously there is something between us."

"Of all the things i've heard, that hurt the most."

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Quiet, I am trying to think."

"Relax, I have a plan."

"Really?"

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Unbelievable. I can't believe you right now."

"Very good, you had me fooled."

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          Okay, hi, Athena here again. I’m kiiiinda doing a soft reboot of Babs here because I absolutely love her and I miss playing her, SO. I’m back and I’ve missed you all. <3

[agent-timross]

A note about shipping with me

[suchpoise-deactivated20161026]

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp'ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own seperate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

[luanna255]

Barbara Gordon: Cold, humorless bitch.

Ohwait.

This one is for the very awesome staypositiveforyoursilverlining, who requested a photoset demonstrating that Barbara Gordon is, in fact, an incredibly warm and loving person with an awesome sense of humor, and not the hard and emotionless jerk that fandom sometimes makes her out to be.

I love this request, and I loved working on the photoset, because this tendency to interpret Barbara very simplistically is something I’ve noticed and been annoyed by myself. (Interpreting characters simplistically is a problem fandom suffers from in general.) Barbara is, indeed, an incredibly tough person, and she can be very coldly logical as well. She also has an unfortunate tendency to push away the people close to her at times. But those qualities don’t solely define her character. She is a deeply nurturing person, a very loving friend, and warmly affectionate toward the people she loves. She’s also incredibly fun-loving and loves to laugh and joke around with people. And that’s a huge, huge part of who she is. If you overlook Barbara’s sense of humor and her openly affectionate nature, you’re reducing her to a one-dimensional caricature of who she really is.

There are probably a hundred moments I could have used for this photoset, because it’s not like being warm or funny is something Barbara does once a decade. It’s a major part of her personality. But obviously, I had to cut it down to ten scenes because of tumblr’s photoset layout. There are some moments I wish I’d had room for, but I think overall the photoset still demonstrates the point well. :-)

[cantgoanyfaster-blog]

“That’s cruel,” he says with a grin, following her.

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          “You’re the one that flirted first.” She didn’t even try to keep the shit-eating grin off of her face as she backed into the elevator. “Well, come on.”

[circusmade]

       ❛You don’t have to apologize.❜ Voice softens in his sympathy, concern washing over his features as the acrobat drapes an arm around her.  ❛Babs if you wanna talk I’m here to listen. Always.❜

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          “Just... Just don’t do anything stupid. And try to stay away from warehouses.” She murmured, glad to have his arms around her. It had been a situation with the Joker, like how they lost Jason. The thought of losing Dick, just, that left her in a panic.

[rollingthundernet-blog]

@bludhavensbluebird

          There was a quiet sigh that escaped her as she gave in, hugging him tight and tucking her head in against his shoulder. “I just... Had a nightmare.” She admitted, fingers tangling in his cape. She was trying not to think about how much her nightmare bothered her, but her brain could be cruel paired with her memory. “Sorry.”

[nytewing]

Grayson #16

[cantgoanyfaster-blog]

@rollingthundernet continued

“What part of that wasn’t clear?”

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          “Tommy... Tommy, you’re a great guy, but no. I’m not the marrying type.”

[cantgoanyfaster-blog]

He smirks, “I could spend an hour, minimum, worshipping your boobs. Honestly.” He nodded, “Sure, though my hands might still wander.”

[rollingthundernet-blog]

          “Too bad for you I like short showers.” She replied, rolling towards the elevator. “Though, I don’t mind wandering hands.” She winked at him before jamming the ‘up’ button.

[mckinnonsprewett]