Accent à droite, bitch.

Eating for 3 since '92.

[fakeblack]

“You. Come. Here.”

“M-Me?”

[meme-theft]

[carbonatedmustard]

Surprise her

[rolllerblades]

@fuckingfightmeyoufucker surprise me

[weird5cience]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

just saw a tity.. depression cured ✔️

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

just kidding its back

[drpokeystick]

Get this woman another tity quick!

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

the doctor put me on a 15 tity daily regimen

[wayneradiotv]

hey… that’s…. uh…..

[unclefather]

She learned that on Pinterest

[torohs]

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[izzetheking]

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

[izzetheking]

im 26

[rolllerblades]

When u wearing socks and you step in a puddle

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Yo what happened to my mcdonalds receipt

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

EGG!MCMUGGIO!!!!!!!!!Go!

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

*me after being cold and distant and generally icy* : hey why don’t u like me anymore

[hemelbeestje]

[loveurself2]

what????

[shuseph]

im screaming

[aewm]

oh my god

[smallcorgi]

this is the most wholesome facebook page

[gifbro]

[zodiac--signs]

[mugicha1]