Dear god I went outside for five minutes and I saw a child on a fucking leash. You have zero control of your child don't bother taking them outside jesus christ.
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Dear god I went outside for five minutes and I saw a child on a fucking leash. You have zero control of your child don't bother taking them outside jesus christ.
-gets out and locks her car-
Well, he is my cousin, and if you didn’t know, we are actually very close. He asks how I am occasionally, but there isn’t much to catch up on, unlike his morning and night calls to you, me and him are constantly talking through text and emails.
Sort of his right hand. -follows Jazz into the store and grabs a basket-
Rollo, I’ve been your best friend since elementary school. I know he’s your cousin and that you’re close. I met him through you, remember?
I guess you just seem to get annoyed by him a lot, and it always sounds like all he talks to you about is money and work and relationships should be more than that….
…. Also you might wanna be the left hand instead of the right. He jerks it with his right hand. -grins-
There is more...
-glares at Jazz- Don't talk to me about that stuff or I'll throw eggs at you
’( I’ll crash my baby if you start talking about your call content.
And yes he is, scouting and…. other things. -pulls into the parking lot of the store and parks-
Don’t worry, I’m not about to dish all of that stuff to you. I know how you are about that stuff.
-sighs and leans back-
It’s like all he ever talks to you about is work. Doesn’t he ever ask how you are or how you’re doing?
-gets out of the car once Rollo parks-
-gets out and locks her car-
Well, he is my cousin, and if you didn't know, we are actually very close. He asks how I am occasionally, but there isn't much to catch up on, unlike his morning and night calls to you, me and him are constantly talking through text and emails.
Sort of his right hand. -follows Jazz into the store and grabs a basket-
I might be a black hole, we just don’t know, he makes time to call you though and when he does you guys are always talking, like what two hour phone calls. So I’m sure he misses you too.
-rolls her eyes and nods- Yes, that must be the answer to your problem, I don’t mind though.
-finally the light changes and she speeds off-
I know…. I just miss him. And there’s a reason why our calls are so long you know. -grins and raises her eyebrows-
Is he giving you more work?
\'( I'll crash my baby if you start talking about your call content.
And yes he is, scouting and.... other things. -pulls into the parking lot of the store and parks-
I do it some times, I just forget to, especially when I’m hungry.
He’s busy with work, he can’t make time for his queen all the time, otherwise he’d be a bad boss, and I get paid to answer the phone when he calls.
-stops at a light- hrmm….
But you’re always hungry.
-sighs and plays with the ends of her hair-
I guess. Still, I wish I could talk to him instead of just getting messages…. It’s so boring and lonely without him.
-lets her head fall back against the headrest and looks over at Rollo-
Guess that means that you have to be my cuddlebug supplement, huh? -smiles-
I might be a black hole, we just don't know, he makes time to call you though and when he does you guys are always talking, like what two hour phone calls. So I'm sure he misses you too.
-rolls her eyes and nods- Yes, that must be the answer to your problem, I don't mind though.
-finally the light changes and she speeds off-
-gets in and starts the car, revving the engine- mmm so pretty~
Sorry again for not waking you the way you wish to be woken. -chuckles and heads off to the store-
So mom said our stuff should be coming soon, and “Daddy” says he misses you, even though he could have told you himself.
You say that like I’m a spoiled brat! I just think it’s a nice way to be woken up, that’s all. I wake you up like that.
-leans back into her seat pouting a bit- Why does he only call when I’m asleep? It’s not fair. Doesn’t he wanna talk to me?
I do it some times, I just forget to, especially when I'm hungry.
He's busy with work, he can't make time for his queen all the time, otherwise he'd be a bad boss, and I get paid to answer the phone when he calls.
-stops at a light- hrmm....
Yes
-walks out to her car with Jazz-
So we need…. everything a fridge needs in it, right?
sorry about your nap by the way.
-smiles at Rollo from over the car-
Yeah, pretty much. We’ve been putting it off for too long. I don’t wanna keep opening the fridge to leftover take-out.
-gets into the car and puts on her seatbelt-
It’s okay. I would have had to get up eventually. You should have woken me up with kissies though!
-leans over and pecks Rollo’s cheek-
You know thats my favorite way to wake up. -grins-
-gets in and starts the car, revving the engine- mmm so pretty~
Sorry again for not waking you the way you wish to be woken. -chuckles and heads off to the store-
So mom said our stuff should be coming soon, and "Daddy" says he misses you, even though he could have told you himself.
-walks out of the kitchen-
Jazz!
Jazz there isn’t any food. We need to go to the store
Jazz get up I’m hungry we need to go to the store.
-groans from her spot on the couch, waving her arm-
Fine, fiiiiine. Interrupt my nap why don’t you.
Hold on, let me put on some pants and then we can go.
-shuffles into the bedroom, stretching her arms over her head-
-comes out a few moments later with some jeans on-
Alright, let’s go ya big baby
Yes
-walks out to her car with Jazz-
So we need.... everything a fridge needs in it, right?
sorry about your nap by the way.
-walks out of the kitchen-
Jazz!
Jazz there isn't any food. We need to go to the store
Jazz get up I'm hungry we need to go to the store.
Ugh I'm hungry....
I’m straighter than anything, trust me. -takes a picture-
D’ll love it, prolly have to go to the hospital for blood loss. -shrugs-
Uh huh. Sure you are. That’s why you cuddle me so close when we sleep together, right? ;)
-straighten up and walks over to look at the pictures-
Ahh they look really cute! This outfit really is super cute. Daddy will love these~
And are you kidding? He probably has his own personal doctor on call.
Trust me I know. I'll send these later. -pockets her phone- You gonna make... lunch?
-takes a few pictures-
Yes, we should do over the top, panty shot, just kill it ‘)
Haha okayyyyy.
-bends over with the duster and looks back at the camera with a grin-
Are you sure this is just for Daddy or maybe you’re getting something out of this too, huh? ;)
I'm straighter than anything, trust me. -takes a picture-
D'll love it, prolly have to go to the hospital for blood loss. -shrugs-
-facepalms- Well he does have good taste. Thank god for that.
-holds her phone up- So pictures?
Yeah!!!
-poses with the feather duster for Rollo to take pictures-
Do they look good? Do you think he’ll like them?? 8)k
-takes a few pictures-
Yes, we should do over the top, panty shot, just kill it \')
-comes out of the bathroom excitedly-
ROLLO LOOK IT CAME WITH A FEATHER DUSTER!!!!
-facepalms- Well he does have good taste. Thank god for that.
-holds her phone up- So pictures?
-tosses the box at her holding the note that was in side-
"My sweetest, for you so you can look cute while you clean. I request pictures." Winky face, x o x o. Kill me for reading that out loud but there was a twenty in there for me.
You should get changed so we can… take pictures, since you know how he gets when you disobey him.
Aww what, I hope he doesn’t expect me to actually do any cleaning in this outfit. It’s so cute, I don’t wanna get it dirty.
-shuffles out of bed and goes into the bathroom with the outfit-
-calls through the door- Do you have your camera with you? You know he hates getting shitty lo-res pics too.
We'll he likes my iphone pictures so I'm gonna use that. -pulls her phone out of her back pocket-
-sits in the kitchen- You could like, just pretend to do the dishes?
-grumbles as the doorbell rings-
Nnnnn Rollo go answer ittttt.
-rolls over and takes up all of the bed again-
….zzzzzz—!!!!????
A PRESENT FROM DADDY?!?!?!?!
-SITS UP IN BED EXCITEDLY!!!!-
GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!
-tosses the box at her holding the note that was in side-
"My sweetest, for you so you can look cute while you clean. I request pictures." Winky face, x o x o. Kill me for reading that out loud but there was a twenty in there for me.
You should get changed so we can... take pictures, since you know how he gets when you disobey him.
3pm
-gets out of bed to answer the door-
I'm coming!
-opens the door- Hi, hello.
Hi there ma'am, just need you to sign for something.
Oh okay.
Wow, we just moved here, who has our address.
Um.... Does it say who it's from?
Well it says... Dont? -hands her the package and takes the clipboard- Have a nice day ma'am
-smiles and waves- You too.
-rips open the box-
Oh, fucking praise.
-walks back inside and closes the door-
Jazz it's a package from your Daddy!