lostkitten

shit I like.

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nickelkid]

Lol

[murdershegoat]

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

[twilightisgaynow]

[krishnathekumar]

This satire was made 20 years ago.

[werebottom]

Old school Madtv was spot on

[calellon]

This needs to be resurfaced again

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

[meganbagels-deactivated20251216]

Ideal pronoun

[stability]

[jettestblack]

[gothicprep]

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[whorderofthepheonix]

“IM SURPRISED I WON FOR BEST VILLIAN, I THOUGHT ROSEANNE HAD THAT IN THE BAG!” -Michael B. Jordan

Us:

Chadwick:

White People In The Audience:

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[6i0-deactivated20180625]

[twilightly-blog]

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit