lindork

I'm Kelli with an eye.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[assgod]

me in the bronze age telling my friend how I got bred by a general, high priest, and donkey vender all in one night

[bussytwink]

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[viohra]

Now this is a Russian culture lesson

[trailcams]

For my thesis research, I placed carpet pieces sprayed liberally with Calvin Klein Obsession for Men near my camera traps as it’s been documented to attract wild cats. It was an extra fun surprise to see who else enjoyed it

[ralfmaximus]

[mollisaurus]

Lost in the sauce

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[obfuscobble]

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[stealthboy]

im actually crying over this cat and its

heated basket

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

[vanquishedvaliant]

i dont follow

[null-set]

+

[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[catchymemes]

[almightychrist-deactivated330405]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Important update

[babyanimalgifs]

Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole 

(Source)

[invaderxan]

“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”

[muffled screaming]

“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”

[sopphic27]

This is

Peak comedy

Perfect comedic timing

No one can top this I think

[jervae]

I’m Samantha

[titkoks]

[popepauljohn]

[justcatposts]

Two cats won’t give up on trying to enter a Japanese Art Museum, the war has been going on for 2 years now. 

(Source)

[vespertinecat]

You guys are missing the best part: THE CATS HAVE THEIR OWN MUSEUM MERCH.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

please watch this tiktok (x)

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

There’s no way to tell where this goes.

[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by fleetwood mac playing in the background