The Other Romanoff

An OC blog for Genderbent Black Widow. FC: Ryan Reynolds M!A: None but accepting. Tracking the Tag: romanovnotromanova

[romanovnotromanova]

[Open]

"I was told that I couldn't kill him..."

"Not that I couldn't taze his ass."

[romanovnotromanova]

Honkey Tonk Badonk-a-donk... ||closed||

[thatonestark-blog]

Michelle shrugged slightly as he leaned back in his chair. She picked around her fries before picking the most pleasing one. “I think I’d be willing to do that. Only on one condition, we switch out,” she grinned before eating the fries. “You up for that?”

[romanovnotromanova]

He picked at his own fries as she seemed to think about it. When she spoke again he bit into his fry with a far more lecherous grin than before. Swallowing the bite he nodded, "That sounds like it could be fun." He cast a half glare at the now ringing phone.

"I'm game if you are Miss Stark~" He answered her as he picked up the phone, "Thank you for calling Stark Industries, this is Nikolai, how may I direct your call?"

[romanovnotromanova]

Text: The way you moved your fingers last night was amazing ;) Text: And don't even get me STARTED on your tongue~ Text: Sooooo we getting together again later? --Kylie

[text: My Little Princess] Kylie Victoria Stark-Romanova

[text: My Daughter] Who the HELL were these supposed to go to?

[text: My Grounded Daughter] I want his name, age, birthday, and home town.

[text: My VERY Grounded Daughter] He’s dead and you’re grounded.

[balletandbullets-blog]

[Text: Daddy] Daddy let me explain!

[Text: Daddy] It wasn’t what you think!

[Text: Daddy] He’s a singer and a guitarist

[romanovnotromanova]

[text: My VERY Grounded Daughter] I'm going to assume that since this was sent back rather quickly that you know I know you're lying.

[text: My VERY Grounded Daughter] So do we care to try again?

[thatonestark-blog]

✵ [Nikolai]

Send me ✵ and I will describe or post a picture/gif of how I think our muses would have sex

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Reblog if you are an OC or OC-Friendly RP Blog!

And I’ll check out your blog! My muses need some friends ^^

[romanovnotromanova]

A Shaky Treaty

[romanovnotromanova]

In a small town in New York two families "ruled" and protected the town. Both families divided the town equally with where members lived and worked. One controlled the North and East, while the other the West and South. Now both families hated one another on principle. But that may have something to do with one being made up of Wolves and the other Foxes.

You may be thinking 'Oh goody. Another Romeo and Juliet affair.' But I assure you; There are no star crossed lovers and this is certainly no fairy tale. Each family has a leader; that leader is their Alpha and today the two are holding a meeting with one another.

Their home town is being threatened by some outsiders looking to make a name for themselves and take over some territory for themselves. They thought that because there were two different clans in this one town they'd have an easier time of it. So they tried to pick off a few Foxes here and there and a Wolf or two along the way. What they didn't count on was a rather historical treaty being made.

The Fox clan's Alpha mother agreed to a truce. But under one condition. And that condition was met with a great deal of reluctance. The Alpha Fox wanted a marriage to seal the agreement. Her eldest child would marry the Wolf leader's eldest child. The combining of the two lines would bring a solidification to the treaty as well as supply both clans with things that they didn't have that the other clan did. Like one had fire arms and ammunitions that the other clan didn't while the other clan had certain fire powers that the first didn't. It was a mutually beneficial treaty that hinged completely on the acceptance of this marriage.

So when Nikolai was told about it he was fifty shades of frustrated and angry. This marriage meant he had to break off ties with the woman he was dating and move into a completely different house- that was literally in the dead center of the town where the territories met. It meant that his mother swayed him into agreeing by pulling the "Do this for your clan. To protect your family." card... He hated that card. His mother always knew what button to push. It was his sense of family honor and duty. He wasn't being groomed to be the next Alpha for nothing.

And it was due to that sense of honor and duty- as well as his training- that Nikolai found himself standing beside his father at the signing of the treaty- which turned out to also be the marriage certificate- waiting with anticipation and reluctance to meet his betrothed.

[redhead-withabite]

High School AU

[bionic-bucky]

Bucky smiled at him. “I don’t think so” he said “I’m pretty sure you have to deal with that.” He shrugged in response to Nik. “Don’t feel bad” he said “it’s not your fault you don’t remember. I’m just glad that you believed me that we’re dating. It’s less awkward because you probably would've had to call security to drag me out and I would've fought and it would've just been messy.”

[romanovnotromanova]

Nikolai shook his head, "No, it was easy to believe you because when I look at you I feel something in my gut..." He blushed lightly. Apparently he was overly honest thanks to morphine... "But that feeling is what makes me know that you're not lying to me." He went to reach a hand out to Bucky but was pulled up short as the IV pulled at his skin and he hand to put his arm down again.

"I think I'm beginning to remember a big dislike for hospitals..."

[redhead-withabite]

High School AU

[bionic-bucky]

Bucky had passed out at some point during Nik’s nap. He had already told his parents not to expect him home until he was out. He heard someone say his name and jerked awake. He smiled when he saw it was Nik. “Look whos no longer speaking in tongues” he said with a smirk.  

[romanovnotromanova]

At the other's jape he chuckled scratchily and blushed a little, "Sorry. I guess my brain is like a computer. When it hard resets it defaults to Russian..." He shrugs and presses a hand to his forehead trying to rub out the pain in the center. "Is there anyway I can get something for this headache that isn't a morphine drip."

Looking over at the other now he let his hand drop and rested his head back against the pillows. "I... I know you told me we were dating but... I feel really bad that I don't remember it..."

[firelorcl]

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

[huffpost]

[romanovnotromanova]

Text: The way you moved your fingers last night was amazing ;) Text: And don't even get me STARTED on your tongue~ Text: Sooooo we getting together again later? --Kylie

[text: My Little Princess] Kylie Victoria Stark-Romanova

[text: My Daughter] Who the HELL were these supposed to go to?

[text: My Grounded Daughter] I want his name, age, birthday, and home town.

[text: My VERY Grounded Daughter] He's dead and you're grounded.

[romanovnotromanova]

Text: I need you down here in the lab now. I can't wait till later, I need the release now.

[text: My Stark] ...Chelle... Was this meant for Jack?

[text: My Stark] Cuz I don't flemember being in the tower...

[text: My Stark] But if you want- and he's willing- I'll come over now....

[romanovnotromanova]

Honkey Tonk Badonk-a-donk... ||closed||

[thatonestark-blog]

She took his burger as he answered the phone again and took a bite from it before handing it back to him once he hung up. “I applaud your fondness of being so straight forward with me, Nik. Bored and horny is quite the combination, especially when being stuck at the front desk all alone answering calls for people who aren’t here.”

Michelle set the bag next to her and crossed her legs, one of her feet resting on the armrest of his chair. “Need assistance with either of those?”

[romanovnotromanova]

Nikolai decided to ignore the bite she'd taken as he ate his own burger. When she complimented his honesty he shrugged and grinned up at her around his burger. He took a sip of his drink to wash it down and looked at her now.

With a raised brow and a semi lecherous grin on his lips he leaned forward a bit, "Well if you really want to help me out, you could always get under the desk." He grinned again and sat back in his chair, "Unless you have a better idea~"

[thatonestark-blog]

That's dirty [Nikolai]

Send me "that’s dirty" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

Sexual Sunday NSFW special, they’re all suggestive, but don’t have to be responded to in a NSFW manner.

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“Why is your back all scratched up?”

[romanovnotromanova]

"Because of you. You get kind of claw-ey when it's rough."

[lumierebleue-deactivated2017082]

[torqueandfriction-deactivated20]

#I saw this and istantly related iot to at least four of my otps

[romanovnotromanova]

"So I was thinking dinner and birthday sex?"

"Yes please?"

[romanovnotromanova]

Daddy was a Dancer

She's on the playground when they first hear it. Little Kylie is sitting with a small group of her friends when the teachers over hear, "My daddy is teaching me. He did ballet too." Aw~ Isn't that cute? Her daddy is teaching her ballet.That's just the sweetest thing. When they hear about it again it's at Show and Tell where little Kylie is showing off her new toe shoes. "Daddy says I had to break them in. So he showed me how to do that with a hammer. He used to dance too." They keep hearing all about this Daddy that danced too. The mental image in their head is of a man of lithe build and shorter stature. He's small like Kylie and flexible. That idea alone is enough to leave a few of the teachers with ideas. But they then remember, he was a ballet dancer. He might not swing their way. A dreamy sigh and a shrug. Oh well. A girl can dream. This idea in their head is not what meets with reality. Not in the slightest. It's the first PTA meeting of the year and the kids had been practicing a little talent show for the parents. The always talked about 'Ballet Dancing Daddy' is coming to see Little Kylie preform. She can be seen peeking out from behind the curtain. She'd been babbling away about him since the end of the school day. That was several hours ago now. A squeal and a giggle and she's flying off the stage, "DADDY!" Several heads whip around and many pairs of eyes peek out from behind the curtain. A man laughs and scoops her up with a, "There's my princess~!" A reverently whispered, "Oh my god. He's huge~!" This Nikolai Romanov is six foot three, red hair, blue-green eyes, and rippling muscle beneath a tightly fitted green shirt. Could she possibly have meant her mother? Eyes shift to see a lithle little woman- more suited to Kylie's build- but it's clear in an instant that she's not that kind. There is a grease stain behind her ear- visible as she leans up and in to kiss Kylie's nose- and several on her hands that a quick toweling off seemed to miss. She was working with something mechanical apparently. "He used to dance?" Another reverant whisper. "Think he'll give me a private lesson?" A third. But all hopes are dashed when they see the way he looks at the mother... Poor saps. They never stood a chance.