13 Cards for Foreigners

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My Twitter, where I post more often than on Tumblr.

Twit: https://x.com/geoxkata?s=21

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Felicia changes along with the ruler (for the worse).

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Vanya’s Headcanon (Director of “13 Cards”) About the Clones’ Body Types

To me, Dante looks like he has a small belly (which isn’t surprising, he’s quite the couch potato). Gabrielle and Varo don’t really change physically in my headcanon.

As for Kuro, strangely enough, I see him as having the most boring body type lol. I mean, just standard. Nothing stands out.

And Zonty is a skinny little thing, because he pecks at food like a chick. I think if it weren’t for his huge hair, he’d just get blown away by the wind. At least that gives him some weight lol.

Oh, and Felix. I’m actually not sure yet, but I’m leaning toward the idea that he’s very close to sharing Romeo’s fate—but unlike the king, the Jack is hyperactive lol. So his weight might fluctuate… JUST LIKE HIM GYAGYA

In my headcanon, Zonty ended up being the thinnest and most delicate clone. I’ve seen some people imagine him as chubby, but I just couldn’t really connect that with his character haha.

This kind of design kind of emphasizes his fragility, I guess. And it doesn’t make him any less cute eithe

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Let me introduce you to my favorite 13 Cards character — Pelix.

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I was scrolling through the 13 Cards Telegram and came across an interesting comment under an artwork. What do you think about the “Bad Boy x Good Girl” trope? I’ve seen that many people like this ship and view it positively

but there are also those who see it more like a relationship between a mother and a spoiled, capricious son… What do you think?

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Could it be that the events of Episode 9 and “Joker Presents” happen at the same time — on New Year’s night? While Fedor is dreaming about “Dead Souls,” the events of “Joker Presents” are unfolding in parallel.

The fact that Waru and Gabriel didn’t end up in Joker’s show could be explained by the idea that that night Waru, as usual, was practicing his speech and didn’t sleep, and Gabriel spent the night at the old lady’s place downstairs.

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If you didn’t know, there’s a test that reveals which suit you belong to in terms of work relationships.

(If you’re interested, you can take the test just for fun. I turned out to be a Heart suit ♥️)

Test: https://phoenix-animation.com/test_clones

Тест: Кто ты по масти?

...с точки зрения рабочих отношений!

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Fedor said he sometimes imagines the clones living in a parallel world where time only moves when he keeps drawing “Land of Kings.” The thought of them being stuck where he stopped makes him draw faster out of guilt.

Gabriel: Why did time stop?

Kuromaku: Surely it’s possible to invent some kind of device capable of kicking him across the boundary of our realities…

Felix: I AM EXPERIENCING AN ENDLESS, HORRIFIC EXISTENTIAL PAIN INSIDE OF ME, I CANNOT BEAR MY OWN EXISTENCE.

Romeo: And why did I run away?.. What for?.. Couldn’t you have drawn slower at the moment when I still had everything?..

Spade: More time for preparation and planning.

Kuromaku: What?

Spade: Nothing.

Zontik: I have a bad feeling about this, but I can’t understand what exactly it is.

Dante: I’m fine with it.

Waru: For the first time, I agree with him.

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Criminart vs 13cards

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Why does he look like an offended tsundere in this picture?

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(I have no idea what they’re reacting to, but Felix’s face absolutely sent me)

Zontik: Are you even from our planet?

Spade: FOR F*CK'S SAKE!

Kuromaku: Why do you even care, you b*tch?!

Felix: IN THE CARD UNIVERSE, WE FUCKING KILL PEOPLE FOR THAT!

Romeo: Asshole.

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Waru: YOU FUCKING SLUT, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!

Romeo: Don’t worry, we’ll hug you too!

Waru: Oh, fuck off!

Romeo: We’re going to hug!

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⭐️ Vitalik the Cockroach is an old local meme in the “13 Cards” fandom that first appeared back in 2019 during the early days of fan-created characters for Land of Kings.

At first, he was just a random cockroach that eventually got deleted from the character folder, but fans loved him so much that they even made a petition demanding his return 🪳

Later, Vitalik gradually started appearing in official content:

— a poster in the Hearts volume (2021)

— a cameo in Episode 1 of the animated series (2024)

— then he even became the avatar of the official “13 Cards” community 😭

— a humanized version of Vitalik in “Joker Presents” (2025)

This year, Vitalik turns 7 years old. And despite what Waru said about cockroach lifespans, Vitalik will live FOREVER! 💃

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Romeo is one of the few people who can actually handle Waru.

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One of the most interesting dynamics to me is Waru and Romeo — they genuinely have the vibe of gossiping besties.

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By the way, Sukkhavati’s population consists of only 16 people. All of them are named after Japanese months, and each one has their own specific role within the country.