Ronald Dion DeSantis

Governor of Florida, Father, Husband, Proud God Fearing American

[mastergir]

You asked, I delivered.

[ronalddesantis]

How do I get this DEGENERATE MUSIC TUNES from my god fearing blog???

I must have been HACKED, this is a well known liberal Marxist anthem praising obesity and loose morals.

[would-you-punt-them]

Ron DeSantis

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

[ronalddesantis]

Aww man :(

[ronalddesantis]

Would you punt me into the Sun twice?

Yes, Ron

No Ron, we love you! Run for president 2028!!!

Voting ended onJul 1, 2025

[ronalddesantis]

[ronalddesantis]

The Midwest corn sweating has influenced the hotter summers and drastic weather changes as well documented by our corporate research company "RONNY'S SOLUTIONS".

Perhaps instead of prosecuting American saints of industry for this so called "CLIMATE CHANGE", we target the real villains? The American farmers who profit off the back of illegal immigrants, utilize massive amounts of our drinking water to water crops, and produce massive quantities of methane with their cows.

I am creating a brand new BIG RONNY SOLUTION for this issue! We are going to buy all of these farms and animals and create one centralized industry owned by the US government which will use AI as laborers and FREE millions of Americans from their crummy, smelly, jobs.

[ronalddesantis]

This is quite possibly once of funniest satire blogs ever even if only because it forces a reader to squint a little bit to realize. 10/10.

I used to sit on a tire quite a bit in the rural swamps of Florida during my childhood. Maybe even swing a little bit.

Now my whimsical days are gone and I am forced to work 17.5 hours a week pushing against the tide of urban youths flooding the streets and the minds of our innocent young adults. Filling them up with hot, white, creamy, liquid degeneracy, and OH how they like it.

If only it were just sat tire, like it was when I was a little boy.

[ronalddesantis]

I've considered engaging in cross dressing behavior to prove what a STRONG, RED BLOODED, WOMAN LOVING, GOD FEARING, AMERICAN, MAN I am.

My constituents have expressed that I would make major moves in the poles if I wore a, and I quote, "small yellow string bikini leaning over with my feet out and my back arched".

[mastergir]

You asked, I delivered.

[ronalddesantis]

"my eyes are up here",

Yeah babe but your tits are down there and ARWOOOO, WOOF WOOF WOOF, SPROING-IONG

[randomhumanstuff]

As someone who was born and raised in Florida, people are going to die in alligator Alcatraz. People will die, and that's the goal. The Everglades are full of bugs, hot, and humid. A lack of hygiene facilities and food with maggots is a recipe for disease and people dying of heat stroke. Even as someone who lives in Florida, that heat will heavily impact me, to someone who is not used to this weather it will be fatal. The people who built it knew exactly what their doing. Building a facility with no ac, in the middle of the Everglades, in July? That's begging for deaths.

I will not be surprised if people have already died in there and it was covered up, because the people who are in there do not have their documents, and people likely won't know that's where they are.

[ronalddesantis]

Yeah :3

[ronalddesantis]

The CORRUPT left has been poisoning my water supply with WICKED fluoride which has made my mouth water and pants tighten every time I see a virile man.

Their dastardly schemes will not continue, as I now only drink crushed roots from my backyard mixed with soda water.

[ronalddesantis]

Do you guys ever get worried that you might not be as good as you think you are?

[that-willowtree]

Senate Republicans narrowly pass Trump's 'big, beautiful' spending bill - BBC News

Vice-President JD Vance casts the tie-breaking vote after more than 24 hours of intense debate, sending the bill back to the House.

[ronalddesantis]

YES America! Another major win for Ronny!

Can someone please explain to me these two men up top please? They seem to be the de facto news reporters on this hellish, freak, degenerate, website.

[onceuponalegendbg]

Hey, people of Florida, let your government know how you feel about them taking away your elections. Don’t let them get away with it. Show them that you won’t just roll over and accept this blatant bid to stay in power because they’re rightfully scared of their constituents. Give them something to be afraid of.

Peaceful but loud! Peaceful but impossible to ignore!

[ronalddesantis]

Annoying! I've fed my phone to the alligators to prevent such complaints.

They get so hungry from doing double shifts as prison guards, there's only so many stray dogs I can feed them.

[ronalddesantis]

Hey

Yes, constituent?

Enjoying my sovereign reign?

[thehalfwaypostdashmacintyre]

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is reportedly worried Donald Trump will someday imprison him in the Florida Everglades "migrant jail" he’s currently building.

[ronalddesantis]

He's scary (┬┬﹏┬┬)

[lets-steal-an-archive]

[ronalddesantis]

The difference is that now we have a smart, clever, confident, president who will take all of the time he needs to get this war done properly. No one needs a short war anymore, what we need is a long desert war to funnel our young men into to promote economic prosperity.

As a bonus, once all the young men are gone all the young women will turn to me for carnal delights.

[would-you-punt-them]

Ron DeSantis

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

[ronalddesantis]

Aww man :(

[ronalddesantis]

Would you punt me into the Sun twice?

Yes, Ron

No Ron, we love you! Run for president 2028!!!

Voting ended onJul 1, 2025

[would-you-punt-them]

Ron DeSantis

Punt him into the Sun?

PUNT!

Don't punt!

Voting ended onDec 13, 2024

[ronalddesantis]

Aww man :(