That One Place

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[ronnyglossia]

Nobody else was ever gonna do it so I did it myself

[bonedwoo]

[siliconcat]

[tatsumimimi]

[krm---68]

[ak794itomugi]

[caffstrink]

Amnesia is a funny thing

[sarahconnorjr]

[felderwin]

Talking to my str8 guy coworker and he called two women who are friends with each other “girlfriends” and then he paused, like he was worrying he shouldn’t have said that, and then referred to himself as his guy friend’s boyfriend

[snow89syrup]

[theodysseyofhomer]

paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast

[theodysseyofhomer]

Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse

looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper

you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10

Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann

they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10

Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso

this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly

in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least

Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, Greek artifact in the British museum)

rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10

The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty

i’m sorry, i hate this. what?

fish women want him for his thick ass. only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10

Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard

finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

OP you’re gonna love this one

[theodysseyofhomer]

hmmm i hate it. he looks way too excited. 8/10

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[v1leblood]

its essential you bite her flat chest

[bunnyhuffer]

done where is my prize

[v1leblood]

your prize is the experience

[theotherendcomics]

Gravity isn’t even being affected by extra dimensions. This comic is so fake. 

[nerunodaisuki]

[8rano]

[lakevida]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[fraenum]

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

[lakevida]

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature