hi im ron

pants enthusiast singer businessman 

[ronsaccount]

tumblr got me a balloon! that’s nice of him

[ronsaccount]

Business Tip #3

you work for you client, not your boss. it’s your job to do anything you can to give the client the product they want!

unless it’s the fae. then run

[ronsaccount]

after some thought, i think i might have a friend who is a fae? and he’s a very nice magic… fairy… elf…

so unless you have a prior relationship with the fae built on many months of companionship and trust, do not sell to the fae

[ronsaccount]

Business Tip #3

you work for you client, not your boss. it’s your job to do anything you can to give the client the product they want!

unless it’s the fae. then run

[ronsaccount]

Business Tip #2

The customer is always right. Unless that customer is your mother-in-law, am I right fellas?

[ronsaccount]

Business Tip #1

Never take no for an answer. Unless your client is willing to sell one of their organs to buy your product

[itwasneveraphase-mom]

You could make soup w the organs though. Did you ever think about that?

[ronsaccount]

I don’t cook very often, and if I do it’s for a dinner party, and if it’s for a dinner party, it means me friends are there, and if my friends are there, it means Henry is there, and if Henry is there, it means Henry is vegan, and if Henry is vegan, it means he can’t eat meat, and if Henry can’t eat meat, it means he can’t eat human organs, and if Henry can’t eat human organs, it means he can’t eat my soup, and if Henry can’t eat my soup, it means I get sad :(

[ronsaccount]

Business Tip #1

Never take no for an answer. Unless your client is willing to sell one of their organs to buy your product

[ronsaccount]

you know, I have heard from somewhere that you can’t trust every word that comes out of a goth teenager’s mouth

especially when she’s never met the guy

what’s up with that?!

[gavindna-deactivated20220828]

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

[er1n-the-undying]

ooc: WE ALL MADE FRIENDS THE RP ACCOUNTS HAVE UNIONIZED

[ronsaccount]

what’s a union

[er1n-the-undying]

its why you have rights

[ronsaccount]

No, thats the constitution

a... Mr. Goodman? Told me so

[er1n-the-undying]

SAUL?? RON WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO SAUL

[ronsaccount]

we play checkers on Thursdays

[gavindna-deactivated20220828]

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

[er1n-the-undying]

ooc: WE ALL MADE FRIENDS THE RP ACCOUNTS HAVE UNIONIZED

[ronsaccount]

what’s a union

[er1n-the-undying]

its why you have rights

[ronsaccount]

No, thats the constitution

a... Mr. Goodman? Told me so

[gavindna-deactivated20220828]

UGHHHHHH WHY HAVENT ANY OF THE DNDADS CHARACTER ACCOUNTS I FOLLOW UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER

[er1n-the-undying]

ooc: WE ALL MADE FRIENDS THE RP ACCOUNTS HAVE UNIONIZED

[ronsaccount]

what’s a union

[ronsaccount]

everybody always asks me what my business is and i always tell them the same thing!

they haven’t told me yet

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Henry: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife out of this one guys

Darryl: *holding up his axe* manslaughter it is then

[oaky-doky-henry]

It is like that! “Lets not hurt anyone today, Darryl!” Id tell him.

But it goes south so fast!

😔

[ronsaccount]

Samantha told me that toxic masculinity isn’t the way to deal with our issues

i don’t know what that is, but I feel like it’s important to point out

[pilmyeol]

listen to the wind blow btw. and also watch the sun rise

[oaky-doky-henry]

MY FAVORITE THINGS!

[er1n-the-undying]

wind blowing through the trees is the best music!

[ronsaccount]

some musicians, definitely not me, would be insulted by this

[ronsaccount]

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

So i see they let anyone in here???

[ronsaccount]

i like the bag over your head you sunlight… no sunlight weirdo

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

Oh your sick burns wound me so. (That was sarcastic.)

Do you wish for a round two? Huh? Is zat what you want from moi?

[ronsaccount]

…

samantha loves me more and she never loved you because youre not the real terry sr

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

I am in your walls.

[ronsaccount]

and im in your wife

[ronsaccount]

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

So i see they let anyone in here???

[ronsaccount]

i like the bag over your head you sunlight… no sunlight weirdo

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

Oh your sick burns wound me so. (That was sarcastic.)

Do you wish for a round two? Huh? Is zat what you want from moi?

[ronsaccount]

…

samantha loves me more and she never loved you because youre not the real terry sr

[lawsalor]

You know, in dungeons and daddies, I think that Terry Jr would surprise Ron with a last name change and adoption papers.

[oaky-doky-henry]

Good for those sweethearts! Ron would cry and be so happy! That is so sweet!

[ronsaccount]

I didn’t cry

that much

[ronsaccount]

my stepson, terry jr., told me that i should not get a father, but like a good father i decided to ignore it in order to be present in his life

[i-promise-im-the-real-terry-sr]

So i see they let anyone in here???

[ronsaccount]

i like the bag over your head you sunlight… no sunlight weirdo